Quotable Odds and Oddities from эпохs and Eyewar
A miscellany of witty asides and far ranging gossip notes from 1902 era headlines. Panels lampoon world affairs aviation culture and politics while poking fun at notable figures and trends of the day. The quips touch on Columbus versus Dartmouth men Menelik and Abyssinia Panama De Lesseps and Platt with light satire throughout.
London School Hopes to Tackle Indurated Nerve Ailment
A remark likens shy behavior to a broader need for scientific treatment of indurated nerves. The statement suggests a shift in focus from social reform to medical research, highlighting a call for specialized care and study.
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London
Harvard Professor Praises Slang As Poetic And Powerful
Prof Manley of Harvard hails slang as beautiful and effective and suggests Chicago University should hire him, praising its bite and personality while urging academic openness to colloquial language.
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Prof. Manley
Harvard
Chicago University
Wellman seeks plan funds for polar reach attempt
Walter Wellman states he will unfold a plan for reaching the north pole if game one advances him 100000 dollars. The speaker notes they would unfold similarly for that price, indicating a negotiation and proposal context.
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Walter Wellman
North Pole
Nordica Divorce Sparks Newport Sanatorium Speculation
Nordica's husband sinks into prostration upon learning his wife seeks a divorce. The remark prompts speculation that American husbands are fragile and Newport could transform into a wholesale sanitarium as a result of such marital strife.
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Nordica
Newport
Carnegie Praise of Poverty Echoes in Public Debate
In a reflective remark, Mr. Carnegie revisits the idea that poverty brings moral or social benefits, while Job Hedges counters that if Andrew Carnegie had preferred common stock over bonds, the laird of Skibo might now be enjoying those blessings.
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Mr. Carnegie
Job Hedges
Skibo
Ye Spanish Invasion Fund Fool’s Gift to Bank
A clipped quote notes that the ten thousand dollars supposedly set aside in a Spanish bank to fund the first general to invade the United States and avenge the Philippines would be merely a gift to the bank, highlighting a facetious valuation of a supposed war fund.
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Sir Walter Raleigh
United States
Philippines
Bohemians Acknowledged Beaten by Americans in Beer Race
Bohemian brewers concede defeat to American rivals as Uncle Sam proves the United States leads in beer making, signaling a shift in global brewing prestige.
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Uncle Sam
Crisis of heartshafts in a reverend's sermon
In a fragmented quotation, Rev. Dr Morgah Dix expresses sorrow over women and mockingly questions the idea that he alone is afflicted, suggesting men should study human nature. The garbled text hints at a sermon discussing gender and sympathy, with ironic caution toward self-pity.
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Morgah Dix
Dix
Pere Marquette Wreck Kills 22 on Blizzard Night
Grand Rapids, Dec 28 The Pere Marquette railroad faced its worst disaster as two fast passenger trains collided six miles east of here in a blizzard wreck that killed twenty two and injured thirty eight. Officials report many injured may die, list includes L. J. Baldwin Mulliken Mich and others with Detroit Grand Rapids and Michigan ties. Signal failure blamed on gale and night darkness, trains telescoped in a curved cut near East Paris, first Pere Marquette passenger death on its system.
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Grand Rapids
Mich
Here
Pere Marquette Railroad
McCord
C. N. Botsford
Farmington
O. Branch
Sunfield
Thos
Draper
Dutton
R. E. Gay
Detroit
Andrew Gello
Muskegon
L. H. Gersenmier
Lansing
J. T. Gould
H. O. Gray
James Humphrey
Mic
J. W. Moore
George Niel
Timothy Qualey
W. E. Rogers
John Ross
Henry T. Ross
Andrew Sprague
Allegan
Gale Sprague
H. R. Streeter
Grand Ledge
Charles West
Saranac
Frank Waterman
J. C. Woodworth
Salem
Edward Weigel
Paris
Supt. Smith
Barber Confesses Killing Wife Under Her Request in Salt Lake
Frank Rose, a Salt Lake barber, walked into police and confessed to shooting his wife behind the right ear, claiming her infidelity and that death would be her punishment. Investigation notes she died after a two hour casualty, with an infant beside her. He says the wife urged death and he later cared for the child before saying he is ready to be hanged.
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Salt Lake
Utah
Frank Rose
Rose
Divorce suit details wife lobbed out for drunken cruelty
Mrs Lil Nan Doebler of Lansing petitions for divorce from Ives W Doebler citing habitual drunkenness extreme cruelty and failure to support. She claims he hired her to work for a neighbor by the day to plant corn and ordered her to go after she refused. She alleges he forced her to farm with him husking corn and weeding sugar beets earning about 15 dollars weekly, most of which he spent on liquor. She also recounts winter wood cutting in the woods with a crosscut saw.
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Lansing, Mich
Lil- Nan Doebler
Ives W. Doebler
Death in River Stirs Milwaukee Community
Milwaukee reports the body of Thomas O Connor, county poor office employee, found in the river. He was last seen November 1 in a saloon, with murder rumors dismissed by friends who said he left town due to financial problems. His wife and children are left penniless, and O Connor was a known figure in local politics with prominent brothers.
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Milwaukee
Wis
Thomas O'Connor
O’connor
O'Connor
Oil Lease Purchase Shifts Ohio Holdings to J C Donnell
J C Donnell of Ohio Oil Co has closed a deal for Exchange Oil holdings in Wood Hancock and Sandusky counties. The transfer covers 4000 acres of leases and 275 producing wells averaging 600 barrels daily, for a consideration near 600000 dollars.
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Findlay
Ohio
J. C. Donnell
The
Ohio Oil Company
Exchange Oil Company
Wood, Hancock
Sandusky
Fire destroys Marietta bank block center of business
A gas explosion started a blaze that consumed the five story First National bank block at Marietta. The fire destroyed the First National bank building and also affected the Standard Oil company Diwen Lumber company and the Barber Oil company properties located in the block.
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Bank
Marietta
First National Bank
Standard ‘Ol Company
Diwen Lumber Company
Larber O) Company
Stockmen from Fort Pierre chosen for national packing meeting
At the Missouri River Stockmen's association meeting in Fort Pierre on December 28, members were selected to attend the National Live Stock Association meeting in Portland Oregon on January 12. Each member subscribed for stock in the Independent Packing concern.
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Pierre
Fort Pierre
Portland
Ore
Kilts Hie Felend and LifeEnding Brain Injury Reported
Fragmentary report notes a fatal brain injury from a concussion caused by a blow. Names and places are garbled but include Mishawaka Indiana and individuals such as Harvey Hollister and James Morgan. The fragment suggests a violent incident with severe injuries and possible military or legal terms.
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Mishawaka
Ind
Dee
Harvey
Hollister
Blow
James
Morgan
Sian
Mortialeg
Cash settlement urged in Colombia talk with United States
Washington reports say Colombia seeks cash compensation with the United States to ease tensions. General Reyes smooths diplomatic channels while refusing to depart, and Dr Herran seeks leave as talks proceed toward a settlement likely to soothe wounds and enrich Colombia’s treasury.
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Washington
Colombia
Hay
Reyes
United States
General Reyes
Dr. Herran
Imports and Exports Show Broad 1903 Trade Changes
Washington reports that eleven months of 1903 detail gains in most exports and imports across categories led by agricultural products up 74 million dollars and forest products up 10 million. Fisheries fall by 1 million while iron and steel exports and overall manufactured goods show mixed movements. total commerce likely tops prior years though exports may dip below 1900.
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Washington
United States
Priser
Imae
Church Powers Face Smoot Resignation Theory
The text argues Mr. Smoot may resign as church leaders revise plans. It suggests opponents think the fight targets Mormonism overall, not just polygamy, and fear disclosure of ecclesiastical control over secular affairs.
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Smoot
Smithsonian founder remains moved from Genoa cemetery
Washington dispatches state that the body of the Smithsonian founder is being brought to America because a stone quarry has encroached on the Genoa cemetery, necessitating the removal of the remains. The decision is tied to the cemetery’s disturbance and the need to preserve the ashes in the homeland.
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America
Washington
Smithsonian Institution
Genoa
Kinglish
Officers Capture Outlaw Bodkin After Running Shootout
Marion Indiana police trapped Jesse Bodkin after a miles long pursuit in snow. He fled to his uncle’s twelve miles away, escaping at a rear door before surrendering with two smoking guns. Bodkin had vanished for about a year after a river crossing under fire and prior shootouts with officers in Lima Ohio and Pontiac Illinois.
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Marion
Ind
Jesse Bodkin
Bodkin
Lima
Ohio
Pontiac
Ilinois
Fork in Whisky Poisons Six at Ledford
Six young men from Ledford near Harrisburg were poisoned after drinking whisky bought in Harrisburg. James Lynch shared the jug at home. several fell ill. A corroded fork was found inside the bottle, suggesting tampering. The physician treated them and all are expected to recover.
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Harrisburg
Ledford
James Lynch
Lynch
Lawless Crowd Fights in Jackson Kentucky
In Jackson on December 28 a lawless crowd gathered before Hargis Brothers store and fired hundreds of shots into the ground, the store, and courthouse. Marshal Newland protests while no arrests are reported. Barber Charles Scott was shot in the foot and may lose a limb.
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Jackson
Marshal Newland
Hargis Brothers
Hargis
Charles Scott
Discoverer Finds Paying Platinum in Dunn Wisconsin
Knute Thompson, a mining expert, reports discovering platinum in paying quantities near the town of Dunn in Dunn County, Wisconsin. He notes evidence of a former excavation and believes this is the last platinum mine described in early explorers reports of northwestern Wisconsin.
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Menomonie
Wis
Knute Thompson
Dunn
Wisconsin
Burn Body to Hide Crime Near Monmouth Cemetery
Charred fragments of an unidentified man’s body were found in woods near Silent Home cemetery in Monmouth County. Indications point to murder and an attempt to conceal the crime by burning the body.
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Monmouth
Silent Home Cemetery
Bolivian Congress Ratifies Acre Treaty With Brazil
The Bolivian congress approved the Acre treaty with Brazil by 41 to 11, per a dispatch from La Paz. The terms had been announced earlier.
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Acre
New York
Brazil
la Pas
Hanser Ghrletmas Gifts to Children and Grandchildren
A garbled OCR item appears to describe someone giving money as gifts to children and four grandchildren, mentioning amounts such as 5000 dollars to each child and 1008 dollars to each grandchild, though the text is unclear. The piece seems to report a family gift distribution with uncertain names and details.
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Hanser Ghrletmas
Blunter Killa Case Report From Te Bunter ADD
Fragmentary OCR notes describe Carlyle, TH, and a dec 28 to 4 window. Mentions a prominent Bunter from Pentel living near Suse Te Bunter ADD Beni distant. Incomplete details prevent full event clarity.
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Blunter Killa
Carlyle
Bunter
Pentel
Citigen
Suse
Beni
Navy reforms aim to raise enlisted efficiency aboard ships
New naval officers push modern methods to curb desertions and improve conditions aboard vessels. The plan centers on better squadron organization, mobility, and expanded midshipman education to keep fleets ready and maintain peace.
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New York
W. H
Naval Academy
Navy
Sims
Subig:bayj
Manila
Tax on Kentucky whisky imports prompts large Cincinnati duty
Cincinnati reports a bonded whisky warehouse scheme involving Kentucky distilleries and a $1,200,000 tax liability at $48 per barrel. The complex deal centers on 000 barrels of bourbon held in bond near Bardstown Kentucky, with court and tax actions anticipated as authorities pursue the $1.6 million total. Meanwhile in Indiana, Mrs Houghteling dies at 102 after a long life linked to Lebanon and Cromwell, leaving eight children and numerous grandchildren.
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Cincinnati
Kentucky Icc
Kentucky Distillerias ‘Warehouse Company
Iburg
Wabash
Ind
Houghteling
Homerne Cromwell
Whemw
Lebanon
iMags
Toling
B Dent
Indiana
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