Nothing doing epitaph and other curious items
A column of witty notes from The Herald mixing satirical takes on politics Wall Street and society. It jokes about epitaphs coffee consumption and corsets while touching on remarks about officials leaders and everyday life with playful quips and names from Musa to Buffalo.
Census Shows World Population Reaches 426 Million
The census of the most populous nation reports 426,477,000 people, six times the U.S. figure. A suggestion is made to use "dry" smoking as a cure for insomnia, recommended for those trying to sleep as a safer alternative to real smoking.
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United States
Latimer & Cran mer Fuel of All Kinds Sign
A remark on a western city storefront sign reads Latimer and Cran mer fuel of all kinds Kindling wood a specialty prompting curiosity about the business stake and origins.
Russia Overrun by Religious Holidays Cited as Burden on Work
The note claims Russia has up to 140 religious holidays annually, hindering workers and farmers from competing globally. It also mentions a novelist preparing to perform on stage to learn playwriting, suggesting that if players studied novel writing elsewhere, balance could be kept.
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Russia
Czar Nicholas Lacks Skill in Borrowing Says Ukase Seen
Observers note the czar’s approach to borrowing 100000000 dollars as clumsy and compare it to a ukase, implying it is like a gold brick. The comparison to the sultan highlights a perceived gap in diplomacy and financial method.
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Nicholas
Clergyman Links Women Clubs To Domestic Woes
A Syracuse clergyman declares that women clubs are responsible for destroying domestic happiness and suggests men’s clubs may instead improve home life. He implies gendered effects of social organizations on family life.
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Syracuse
Art Purchases of J Pierpont Morgan Attract Heavy Tax Claims
The statement notes that if J Pierpont Morgan paid 7 million dollars for European art treasures, dealers who sold them to him are believed to have subject him to heavy taxation.
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J. Pierpont Morgan
Europe
Moon Atmosphere Claim Sparks Worldly Remarks
An English astronomer asserts the moon has a light atmosphere and small rivers, prompting wry reactions from readers in Arkansas and along the Mississippi. London’s unattached women in a "Society for the Promotion of Indifference to Man" are mockingly blamed for flattering mankind, with the writer questioning the need for such a promotion.
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Arkansas
Mississippi
London
Chicago Augutana alumni demand equal terms for women
Chicago Augutana College alumni declare resolve to treat women with equality, asserting long-standing practice of fairness and urging continued progress on women’s rights and autonomy.
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Chicago
Auguatana College
Iner
Limits Right to Gall Strike
A New York appellate division decision holds a labor union cannot order workers to quit when wages are paid and there is no effort to hire nonunion labor. The Amalgamated Painters and Decorators sought to compel recognition from John Beattie, who refused to treat with its delegates. Beattie sought an injunction. the court ruled strikes ordered to coerce recognition are unjust and unlawful.
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New York
Appellate Division
Supreme Court
Amalgamated Painters and Decorators
United Board of Building Trades
John Beattie
William B. Leeds
Fifth Avenue
Beattie
Seattie
David Callanan
McLaughlin
Man charged with attempting to poison Richmond landowner
Indianapolis report says David Goodwin of Wayne County is under arrest for trying to poison wealthy Richmond landowner Joseph Meyers his wife and their 12 year old daughter. Candy given by Goodwin to Meyers daughter tested arsenic saturated. Goodwin formerly worked for Meyers.
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Indianapolis
Ind
David Goodwin
Wayne County
Joseph Meyers
Richmond
Meyers
Goodwin
Roosevelt Starts Park Trip May 8 Hoof Mountain Lions Reported
President Roosevelt began an early departure from his park headquarters for an extended tour through reserve portions. Officials aim to wipe out mountain lions, and as conditions allow, the President may bag a few during his stay in Cinnabar Montana.
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Cinnabar
Mont
Roosevelt
Park
Prize Fight Fatal Blow Sparks Arrest in Butte
Henry Taylor, a Black boxer, died in Butte after a second round knockout by Harry White in a six round bout. Physicians cite heart weakness as the underlying cause and say the blow would have been harmless to a healthy man. White has been arrested.
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Butte
Mont
Henry Tayor
Harry White
Walter Damrosch Resigns from New York Symphony
Walter Damrosch, head of the New York Symphony Orchestra, has resigned. He and his wife have sailed for Europe from Pittsburg Fo. on April 10.
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Walter Damrosch
Pittsburg
New York Symphony Orchestra
Mr. Damrosch
Europe
Three Story Fall At 45 East Lake Street
Chicago April 10 Hugh McSweeney, of 45 East Lake Street, fell three stories down an elevator shaft. He suffered a broken right arm and leg.
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Falla
Chicago
Hugh McSweaney
East Lake Street
Family Feud Is Fatal Brothers Are in Jail
Carbontale April 10. John and Garfield Shadowens wait in county jail for the outcome of wounds to their brother in law John R. Melton. The family feud sparked this fatal injury. The Shadowens have long been linked to regional tragedies including the 1899 killing of five negroes in Carterville and the later Jordan killing with Hadfield serving a term.
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Carbontale
John
Garfield Shadowens
John R. Melton
Melton
Shadowens
Wesley Shadowens
Charles
Lemuel
Carterville
James Jourdan
Robert Hadfield
Lemuel Shadowers
Hindfield
Death by own action stirs odd fellows death inquiry
Bloomington April 10 news reports Mrs. Sarah Roberta, an aged inmate at the Odd Fellows home in Mattoon, killed herself when threatened with expulsion. The Lexington lodge indemnified her shelter and $600 of her possessions, prompting calls for a wide inquiry into home management and past expulsions.
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Bloomington
Sarah Roberta
Odd Fellows
Mattoon
Lexington
Illinois
IS AGAINST GOVERNOR DAVIS
In Little Rock Arkansas on April 10 the house committee filed its report on the investigation of charges against Governor Davis by Attorney General George W Murphy for the state penitentiary board. The panel split seven to four in favor of the majority finding certain charges sustained by the evidence. Three members signed a report excusing Davis and penitentiary board members from criminal action. A motion to delay further action by one week failed. If the majority report is adopted impeachment could follow.
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Little Rock
Ark
House of Representatives
Gov. Davis
George W. Murphy
State Penitentiary Board
Penitentiary Board
New Belt Line Promoter Details Condemnation Plan
Alexander Clarke of Chicago outlines a steam belt line project in a circuit court condemnation case. The route would run from Kenosha through Waukegan, connect Lake Bluff to Libertyville, and join the Wisconsin Central to gain entry to Chicago, crossing land owned by Elgin Joliet & Eastern.
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Waukegan, Ill
Chicago, Waukegan & North Shore Railroad Company
Elgin, Joliet & Eastern Railroad
Alexander Clarke
Chicago
Kenosha
Waukegen
Lake Bluff
Libertyville
Wisconsin Central
City Hall Tower in Philadelphia Starts to topple
Disintegration of Philadelphia City Hall tower has begun with marble from a large stone falling into the courtyard. The colossal statue of William Penn remains upright, but damage to the tower’s exterior is evident as sections of the third floor base stone loosen and crumble.
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Philadelphia
City Hall
William Penn
Penn
Tornado Strikes Altamont Kansas Widespread Destruction
A tornado swept Altamont Kansas fifty miles west of Joplin causing many houses to be blown down and many deaths. Frisco train crew confirmed the news after seeing a funnel shaped cloud near Oswego and the storm ended near Galena with unroofed houses and serious damage.
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Joplin
Altamont
Kan
Here
Oswego
Galena
Pope Leo Grows Weaker as He Plans Lenten Sermon
Rome April 10 reports say Pope Leo is again ill with extreme feebleness and shortness of breath. He remains determined to attend the concluding Lenten sermon with the cardinals and to receive pilgrims though his condition has impressed the cardinals with his increased lassitude.
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Rome
Emperor washes feet of aged men on Holy Thursday
In Vienna on Holy Thursday the Emperor, aided by eleven Archdukes, washed the feet of twelve aged men whose combined ages total 1,082 years. The ceremonial act reflects the traditional Maundy Thursday rite observed in the imperial court.
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Vienna
Northern Securities Case Ends in Ban on Mergers
In a unanimous ruling the United States Court of Appeals declares the Northern Securities merger illegal under the Sherman Act. It blocks consolidation of Northern Pacific Great Northern and Burlington, halting major railroad mergers and restraining competition nationwide. The decision, authored by Judge Thayer, enjoins stock acquisition and voting rights and orders transfers back to original stockholders.
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St. Paul, Minn
United States Court of Appeals
James J. Hill
J. Pierpont Morgan
Northern Securities Company
Northern Pacific
Great Northern
Chicago, Burlington & Quincy
United States
United States Supreme Court
Rock Island
Frisco
Santa Fe
Southern Railway
Gould
Harriman
Pennsylvania
Vanderbilt
St. Paul
Thayer
Caldwell, Sanborn
Vandervanter
Burlington
Securities Company
Congress
Lesues
Sald
Gov Murphey vetoes anti cigarette bill in New Jersey
Trenton April 10 Gov Murphy vetoed the anti cigarette bill saying cigarettes do not hurt boys under 16 and that the law cannot be enforced.
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Trenton
N. J
Murphy
To Wed German Count in Berlin Engagement
Berlin announces the engagement of Mrs. Lelia Perry of Alton Illinois to Count Otto von Koenigs marck a First Lieutenant in the Nineteenth Artillery Regiment.
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Berlin
Lelia Perry
Alton
Ill
Otto von Koenigsmarck
Bloodhounds Trace Delirious Woman Near Edwardsville
A delirious young woman, Lulu Huertig of Worden, escaped at 4 AM from her sickbed in Worden. Bloodhounds traced her route across open country to timber near a creel bottom several miles north, finding her dazed and unaware of her wanderings.
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Edwardaville
Edwardsville
Lulu Huertig
Worden
Howardsville
Hentz
Texas
Cruiser to guard Americans in Honduras coast
Acting Secretary Darling reports a cable from Rear Admiral Coghlan detailing dispatch of the cruiser San Francisco to the Patuca river to assist distressed American prospectors. He plans Olympia, San Francisco and Marietta to sail to Pensacola on April 11, while Panorama remains off the Honduran coast to protect American interests. No direct telegraph link exists with Puerto Cortez.
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Washington
Darling
Coghlan
Puerto Cortez
Honduras
San Francisco
Patuca
Olympia
Marietta
Pensacola
Fla
Panther
Honduran
Discharge Sparks Boycott in Waynesburg Telephone Firms
Philadelphia reports that Waynesburg business leaders demanded removal of telephone operators after a dispute with the exchange chief, who refused to resign. Operators struck, subscribers denounced neglect charges as groundless while the boycott spread to pull phones from local establishments.
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Philadelphia
Waynesburg
Waynesburg Exchange
Negroes Attack at Cloves Hall in Ohio Riot
A mob of about fifty armed negroes attacked Cloves Ohio town hall causing its walls roof and windows to be destroyed. White youths were dancing inside and several were injured. White men with revolvers chased the mob in a running clash through the town with many shots fired. One negro was slightly wounded and fled. A patrol prevented violence toward Coal City’s colored settlement.
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Lawrenceburg
Ind
Cloves
Ohio
Coal City
Agree on Receiver for Bank in Kenosha Wisconsin
Kenosha Wis April 10 Henry F Jordan formerly deputy supervisor of assessments for this county is to be the receiver for the Kenosha State bank recently closed by the state examiners appointment to be made Monday The bank examiners show the bank will pay from 50 to 66 cents on the dollar total liabilities about 18000 assets under 12000 No steps have been taken to arrest any of the bank officials.
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Kenosha
Wis
Henry F Jordan
Kenosha State Bank
Trunk opens uncovers smallpox legacy in Seiplo
Miss Minnie Peterson died of smallpox in Seiplo Indiana after reopening her father’s trunk containing his clothes. He died of the disease thirty nine years earlier, making this the longest recorded interval with lingering smallpox germs believed deadly.
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Seiplo
Ind
Minnie Peterson
Young Man Commits Suicide With Carbolic Acid
Marion Illinois April 10 Levi Hipe 22 died from a dose of carbolic acid taken in a personal crisis. After buying the drug he met his sweetheart and told her of his intent, but she treated it as a joke.
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Marion
Ill
Sao Paulo approves 2 percent export coffee tax
May Tax Export Coffee Rio Janeiro April 10 The provincial legislature of Sao Paulo has passed a bill imposing a maximum to of 2 per cent on exported coffee. The bill will become effective July 1 signed by the president.
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Rio Janeiro
Sao Paulo
Bis
Hamling College Fullback Stricken By Football Injuries
St Paul Minnesota April 10. Reverend Pau Rader reports that Hamling College fullback suffered total blindness from injuries sustained in a football game last fall.
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St. Paul
Mian
Tota
Pau Rader
Hamling College
Wrecked Iowa gun blasts kill three seamen in mishap
An explosion in the forward twelve inch gun of the battleship Iowa at Pensacola during target practice instantly killed Gunner's Mate Derry First Class Seaman Kiele and Ordinary Seaman Persell. Three other crewmen died later. Five were seriously injured as shattered steel rained across the deck. Cause cited a defective shell or fuse. The Iowa cut practice and sailors were brought to Pensacola for treatment and burial with military honors.
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Kiele
Pensacola
Iowa
Derry
Percell
Brown
Gaught
Manadale
Puracloer
Thursdale
Gulf
Mess
Reed
Higginson
Navy Yard
Russians massacre Chinese near Cas-Kusih on Vala River
Victoria news reports Russian troops with Manchurians and Koreans killed the Chinese garrison of Cas-Kusih on the Vala river. A Boxer uprising is noted in Chihi with ten principal boxers captured or beheaded, including eight women.
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Victoria
B. C
Orient
Chimene
Cas-Kusih
Vala
Carnegie offer funds seven city libraries plan
Andrew Carnegie proposes 250000 dollars to the public library board to erect seven branch libraries in Cleveland. The city must provide land sites and maintain the libraries. The offer will be accepted.
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Carnegie
Cleveland
Andrew Carnegie
Public Brary Board
Astor Buys Hever Castle in Kent for 37000 Pounds
William Waldorf Astor has purchased Hever Castle in Kent, once home to Anne Boleyn, wife of Henry VIII. The sale price is reported as 37000 pounds. Anne Boleyn's bedstead and other relics are said to be preserved at the estate.
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Astor
London
William Waldorf Astor
Hever
Kent
Anne Boleyn
Henry VIII
Mr. Astor
Burial Fear Haunts Belford Woman in Final Hours
In Belford New Jersey on April 10 Mrs Mary E Morris who feared burial alive recalls her mother nearly suffered the same fate. Morris died but her burial will be delayed five days to allow for any postmortem examination.
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Belford
N. J
Mre
Mary BE. Morris
Sir Evelyn Woods Promoted in London Report
A terse London dispatch notes the promotion of Sir Evelyn Woods on April 10, with mention of a General and a Bir byelyn woe phrasing, indicating a formal military ranking update in the era's telegraphic style.
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Sir Evelyn Woods
London
Bir
Byelyn
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