Rheumatism and Gout Quip in Witty Exchange
A humorous quip exchanges about rheumatism and gout. Mrs Isaacstein Cohenstein-Yes remarks that even if rheumatism prevents play you should speak of it as gout, reflecting a playful newspaper mood.
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Newspaper
Sedalia Evening Sentinel
Location
Sedalia, Missouri, United States of America
Date
Oct 29, 1900
Page
8
A humorous quip exchanges about rheumatism and gout. Mrs Isaacstein Cohenstein-Yes remarks that even if rheumatism prevents play you should speak of it as gout, reflecting a playful newspaper mood.
School gardens in Belgium helped rural prosperity as many farmers turned to truck gardening. Following France's 1887 agricultural reform in schools, gardens expanded there, with Switzerland adding annual funds for extension since 1885 per WN. NY Sun.
A humorous quip from the Cobora Springs Gazette contrasts Jack Hardmassie the athlete with his frail-looking father. The pun rests on the father's pride that his strength lies in his heir, calling him a modern Samson.
Nell questions love for George and Bess confirms engagement. Bess explains they were engaged only last night and she has not received the ring yet, prompting a humorous if cautious hesitation about breaking the engagement.
A compilation of short quips and dialogues from Chicago Evening News and Cleveland Plain Dealer humor, noting quirky lines about tires, street scenes, and social exchanges. It contrasts satirical captions with brief reflections on war talk and an era’s tone as global conflicts mount.
A clipped note discusses a peculiar case where an animal appears to display emotions resembling human feelings, a phenomenon that stirs debate on nature and nurture and prompts curiosity about animal intelligence and behavior.
An expert notes a larger underlying asphalt bed near Fort Duchesne, Utah, which could be tapped if current supply at Trinidad runs dry. The formation lies beneath a broad area of ground now part of an Indian reservation.
A horse named Poindexter fell ill in Boston with nerves at a high pitch. Veterinarians despaired until Poindexter's devoted groom lay down beside the stall. The horse calmed and slept three nights by the groom's side, passing the critical illness stage in quiet companionship.
A recent calculation by German railway officials shows fast trains cost 25 percent less than slow trains. Locomotives and cars are used more efficiently on fast services, with longer journeys reducing rest needs for staff. Administrations are urged to run fast trains where feasible for local traffic.
Reports recount calm under danger in the South African war with vivid vignettes of soldiers reading letters, a cricketer dying after play, and a courier smoking through injury. A traveler in Central Africa describes a wife’s demanding duties cooking, pounding maize, brewing beer, and serving men, often eating separately from her husband.
The article notes a shift in the sheep industry from the Midwest to the plateau between the Rockies and Sierras. New Mexico leads with over 4 million head, Montana close behind, Wyoming surpasses Ohio, and Idaho trails Ohio in ranking. Oregon California and Texas each about 2.5 million head.
A Detroit Free Press note quotes a sailor who says his reply stemmed from a terrible storm he endured during a sea voyage from St Katharine's to Newcastle upon Tyne. The tale underscores the peril of seafaring in historic times.
A Colorado Springs mine owner and stock manipulator dies suddenly as the town swarms in mining stocks. The local paper had prepared a tribute titled Death Loves a Shining Mark but readers saw Death Loves a Mining Shark instead, per the San Francisco Wave.
The Russian emperor issued a ukase banning baccarat in all domains including private homes. The ban, reported by London Truth, ends a long run of baccarat in St. Petersburg society. First offense carries a heavy fine. a second leads to a prolonged prison term.
London faces rising concern over lawyer insolvencies and client losses from securities held by attorneys. The New York Journal notes 3¢ solicitors appeared in bankruptcy court over three years, with ten absconders, six imprisoned.
A brief quip contrasts mortality with wages as a lean man questions a young worker about time and death while the youth jokes that every tick of the clock brings payday closer, reflecting on life and pay in a wry exchange.
A stranger asks a boy in leather overalls if his father will return soon at a Crimson Gulch dwelling. The boy guesses Pap will be back in about 20 minutes or possibly never as the vigilante committee holds sway.
Comic exchange shows a Masher asking why two thermometers hang in a window. The other replies one reads heat and the other cold, a light quip about astronomy. The brief item reflects newspaper humor style of the era.
Rubber culture began at the Peradeniya botanical gardens in 1876 under Dr. Trimen. By 1897 Ceylon boasted about 250 000 Brazilian rubber trees, signaling growth and export potential.
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