Judge and Interpreter Laugh as Celtic Language Case Unfolds
A judge hears a case where the accused speaks only Celtic and an interpreter is used. The interpreter, sympathetic to the defendant, refuses to translate. When pressed, he reveals the conversation centered on a remark about an old woman, prompting laughter in court and a colorful exchange as the interpreter curses the accuser and warns of hanging.
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Worthy
Troubles of Fenian Days in Ireland Observed
An observer recalls late Fenian era Ireland noting harsh RC police arrests under habeas corpus repeal two year detentions without trial. Juries faced pressure from judges and officials, witnesses feared testifying, and a Nationalist judge faced accusations of traitor in Cork.
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Ireland
Royal Irish Constabulary
Cork
Keogh
Why the Yeomen Were Let Go
A London Daily News quip about yeomen capturability during Boer War hostilities. The tale notes yeomen known for courage yet poor navigation on the veldt, leading to frequent Boer traps and prison captures. The joke suggests the Boers release them because they can always be captured when needed.
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London Daily News
Explains His Own Killing On Irish Court Defense
An Irish court report recalls a witness who misinterprets stunned and insensible. The barrister and judge clash with the elderly witness who finally declares they killed him entirely, using the old sense of the word.
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Ireland
Sligo
Shure
Faix
Taking No Chances In A Dadly Parental Warning
A terse exchange about delaying marriage prompts a witty remark that rushing into wedlock risks nipping love in the bud. The dialogue hints at family pressure and generational caution within a domestic scene.
Batchelor's Reflections on Credit and Conscience
Fat people never get any credit for being miserable. The average man would never have a conscience if he didn't have a stomach. A woman judges a man the same way as she does a book by the dedication. It is always a wonder to a man how an Easter bride can brazen it out. A girl tells her engagement to one friend first.
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New York
Farmer Corntessel
Josiar
Fragmented Prose Reflects 19th Century Gossips and Jokes
A garbled passage quotes a New York Press line about women and men with biting witticisms on diaries rings and marriage. It ends with Farmer Corntessel praising his son Josiar's education and a comic note on voting integrity at the Australian ballot.
Campaign Costs Fray Close to Election
In dialogue from the Washington Star a idealist argues money is a responsibility not a personal luxury. Senator Sorghum reflects on his finances noting the campaign’s narrowing path eases burdens as the race nears its end.
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Sorghum
Washington Star
Bath Sponge Dispute Sparks Flat Living Comment
In a Philadelphia Press exchange a clerk remarks on a bath sponge being splendid yet small while a customer objects it is too large. The debate ends with a quip about living in a flat and the humor of size versus need.
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Philadelphia Press
DeWitts Witch Hazel Salve Promises Quick Skin Cure
Ad copy notes DeWitts Witch Hazel Salve relieves eczema saltrheum tetter and ivy poisoning as well as chafing and other skin irritations. Claims to cure piles and lists W. E. Bard Drug Co. as seller.
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DeWitt
W. E. Bard Drug Co
Albert Thiele and Bride Return to Laclede Home
Albert Thiele and his bride Lazetta Weise have returned from their bridal tour of the east and are now residing at the Laclede hotel in St. Louis.
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Albert Thiele
Bride
Lazetta Weise
East
Laclede Hotel
St. Louis
Banner Salve Advertises Quick Healing
Rev. G. E. Ireland, an old friend of Rev. F. L. Cook, visited the city yesterday. He traveled from Wabash Indiana to Pond Creek Oklahoma and mentioned cycling ups and downs and the Banner Salve for cuts and bruises.
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G. E. Ireland
F. L. Cook
Wabash, Ind
Pond Creek
Oklahoma
Rocky Mountain Tea Ad by Madison Company
An advertisement promotes Rocky Mountain Tea claiming vitality strength health and happiness with claims of clear eyes and active brain. The Madison Company urges readers to ask their druggist for the 35 cent product.
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Madison Company
Bunce ton Couple Elopes After Marriage License
Smith Jordan and Eva Rogers of Bunce ton obtained a marriage license and eloped. Jordan worked on Rogers' father’s farm while Rogers taught at Mt. Nebo school. The couple married locally and then traveled to California.
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Eva Rogers
Bunceton
Mr. Jordan
Miss Rogers
Mt. Nebo
State of California
No steady romance woes warn off with medicine ad
Several young men complain they have no steady girl. It seems that they no sooner get fairly started with a girl, probably have the theatre tickets all bought, when the girl can't go because she has a sick headache. Dr Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin cures stomach trouble and sick headache. Girls a word to the wise Arlington Pharmacy.
Barnes Buys Conner Residence in Cooper Corner
H. A. Barnes Wednesday purchased the W. E. Conner home at the corner of Monitaeun and Cooper through the Donnohue Combs Real Estate company.
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H. A. Barnes
W. E. Conner
Moniteaun and
Cooper
Donnohue-Combs Real Estate Company
Kidney Cure Recalls Decatur Man’s Recovery
William Woodard of Decatur Louisiana reports long kidney trouble and credits FOLEY'S KIDNEY CURE with a full recovery after using four one dollar size bottles. He recommends it to others with kidney issues and notes availability at all druggists.
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William Woodard
Decatur
Foley
Colorado Summer Tours Offer Through M K T Lines
Low excursion rates available June 18 to September 10 via M K T. See Katy's agent for details or contact the general passenger and ticket agent in room 518 at the Wainwright building Saint Louis.
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Katy
Wainwright Building
St. Louis
Bank cashier advises remedy for diarrhea impact on workers
W S Whedon of Winterset Indiana recounts a carpenter with diarrhoea who used Chamberlain's Colic Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy after Whedon's own cure. One dose restored the worker to his job and he returned to work promptly. Sold locally by Mertz Hale Kautzman and Otis W Smith.
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W. S. Whedon
First National Bank of
Winterset
Chamberlain
Mertz & Hale
J. L. Kautzman
Otis W. Smith
Dr Dunlap and bride pass Sedalia en route to Dallas
Dr. Dunlap and his bride formerly Miss Hallie Hudson traveled through Sedalia last night on their way to Dallas Texas. The couple recently returned from a trip to the Pan American exposition.
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Dr. Dunlap
Bride
Hallie Hudson
Sedalia
Dallas
Texas
Visit the East on Lake Shore Tours via Pan American Exposition
Promote a summer trip to the East with scenic and historic stops on Lake Shore and Michigan Southern lines. Advertises Lake Shore Tours and Book of Trains, offering maps, rates, and direct lines to a renowned resort, with contacts in Kansas City and Chicago.
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Lake Shore and
Michigan Southern Railway
Lake Shore Tours
Chautauquans
Powell Ferguson and engineer attend Shriner's festivities
W. H. Powell and W. J. Ferguson with City Engineer Zoll returned from Kansas City after taking part in Shriner's activities.
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W. H. Powell
W. J. Ferguson
Zoll
Kansas City
Shriner
Cham berlain's Stomach and Liver Tablets Ad
An aging, torpid liver is described and Cham berlain's Stomach and Liver Tablets promoted as restoring liver function boosting vitality and digestion. Price 25 cents with free samples at Mertz & Hale's and Otis W. Smith's drug stores.
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Chamberlain
Price
Mertz & Hale’s
Otis W. Smith
Iola Secures Collinsville Zinc Smelter Plant
Iola will gain the Collinsville Zinc company smelter plant to be powered by natural gas for use in the plant operations. The move signals a regional industrial expansion and calls attention to energy supply plans supporting the facility.
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Iola
Collinsville Zinc Company
Uei
Kidney Disorder Remedies Claim in Patent Medicine Ad
An advertisement asserts kidney disorder causes fatigue backache and general malaise and touts FOLEY'S KIDNEY CURE as restoring strength by making the kidneys well taking no substitute and available at all druggists.
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Foley
Questionable Ailments and Remedies for Overwork and Worry
The piece lists symptoms such as weakness, backache, sleep problems, fatigue, memory issues, headaches, nausea after meals, sweating hands, and skin spots. It claims afflictions arise from overwork and dissipation and promises quick permanent relief at a reasonable price, framing life as a nightmare without “perfect manhood.”
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