Atchison Globe humor column excerpts
A collage of satirical lines on social behavior and local life in Atchison. The piece pokes at talkers, flirts, fashion policing, gossip, and the oddities of daily etiquette from city writers and readers. It references local figures and venues in a lighthearted, quippy tone.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Atchison
Etit
Louis
Oplin
Ann Maha
Aliforniaone
Riot Over Unrealized Bull Fight Destroys Grand Stand
In St. Louis on June 6 a 7,000 strong crowd rioted after a bull fight failed to occur and gate refunds were refused. They wrecked buildings, set the grand stand ablaze, and arrested several dozen participants as Norris and his wife fled. Harry Hill was wounded, and Sheriff Ossenfort thwarted further violence with deputies and humane society help. Norris vowed to rebuild and resume the summer show.
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Richard Norris
Spain
Norris
Clayton
Mexico
Dockery
John P. Ossenfort
H. A. Colledge
the Humane Society
Colledge
Ossenfort
Harry Hill
Arlington Pharmacy Promotes Easy Floor Makeover
An Arlington Pharmacy advertises floor paint that promises to renew old floors with simple DIY application claiming any body can do the work.
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Arlington Pharmacy
Tramp Bruised on Train Caught Between Cars
Ed Lamme, a transient riding a Missouri Pacific train, was pinned between two cars last night. His right arm suffered severe bruising and he was taken to Katy hospital for treatment.
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Ed Lamme
Missouri Pacific
Katy
Striking Indian Nomenclature Appeals to Summer Outing Seekers
Grand Trunk Railway announces special low round trip fares from the Southwest effective June 1 for trips along routes between St. Louis and Montreal. Descriptive literature and timetables will be mailed free by the Advertising Department at 135 Adams St Chicago.
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Grand Trunk Railway System
Adams St
Chicago
Floor Paint That Wears Well and Looks Bright
The ad touts durable bright floor paint in stock. It emphasizes long-lasting finish and quick coverage, appealing to customers seeking sturdy, attractive surfaces for high-traffic areas.
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Arlington Pharmacy
War veteran arraigned for peddling without license
M. B. Johnston, Civil War veteran and G A R member, was arraigned in Justice M A Ayres court for peddling without a license. Judge Ayres enlisted Justice J L Smith, another G A R member, to hear the case. Johnston was fined ten dollars plus costs but could not pay, and his sentence was commuted to one day in county jail.
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Johnson
Ayres
J. L. Smith
The Royal Muskoka Hotel Ad in Muskoka Lakes Region
The Royal Muskoka Hotel sits in the Muskoka Lakes resort area. It notes easy access via Grand Trunk Railway and Illinois Central routes from U S and Canada, with a car route between St. Louis and Montreal. Readers are directed to the Grand Trunk Advertising Department in Chicago and to George W. Vaux for details.
Sunday Wedding Links Wilson and Emma Davis in Glasgow
J Martin Wilson insurance agent at Glasgow and Emma Davis of this city wed Sunday at 2 pm at the home of Mr. and Mrs. M Nelson 707 East Ninth with Rev S S Martin officiating. The reception followed a dinner by Mrs Nelson a Nelson sister. The couple will make Glasgow their home.
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J. Martin Wilson
Prudential Insurance Company
Glasgow
Emma Davis
M. Nelson
East Ninth Street
S. S. Martin
M. E
Nelson
Wilson
A Pretty Wedding in Beaman Missouri
Miss Stella Roberts wed Mr. Minor Morris at Olive Branch church in Beaman with Rev. Bo land officiating. A luncheon followed at the bride’s sister Mrs. L. F Allen home, as guests from Portland Ore New York City Peoria Ill Oklahoma and Sedalia Missouri attended.
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Stella Roberts
Minor Morris
Olive Branch Church
Sedalia
Mesdames Davis
Griffith
Portland
Ore
Burt
Peoria
Davis
New York City
Rube Miller
Longwood
John Chism
Clifton
Morris
Roberts
Beaman
L. L. Stuart
W. S. Allen
N. J. Steelman
Lovie Steelman
John Steelman
Jessie Miller
Susie Danforth
Flower Girls
Local residents and visitors bustle in Sedalia on daily business
A flood of names appears as residents from Lamonte Houstonia and nearby towns move through Sedalia for shopping, banking, and World’s Fair trips. Notables include Will Hall Mel Henderson Frank Crawford editor Harry Agee and J A Williams. Several plan trips to St Louis and Guthrie while others seek medical and professional services.
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Will Hall
Lamonte
Mel Henderson
Houstonia
Frank Crawford
Harry E. Agee
J. L. Carter
Kansas City
A. J. Hughes
Busi
Ben Harris
Georgetown
City
St. Louis
Will Bartle
Guthrie
Oklahoma City
Okla
Fred
Charles Barde
Z. M. Williams
Sedalia
J. E. Rourke
C. E. Yeater
Hanley O’connell
Hoffman Grocery
L. M. Barnard Bread
John Solon
Harry Sutton
Reading
Francis
Haw Creek
Benton County
Paul Thompson
Edward
Independence
Mr. Thompson
G. W. Thompson
Missouri Avenue
Mesdames Carr
J. R. Barrett
Union Meeting Opens Sunday by Ministers Alliance
The Ministers Alliance opens its regular meeting to finalize plans for a city union revival starting Sunday evening. A large tent will be pitched east of the Sentinel building for services Sunday, Monday, and Tuesday led by local ministers. Evangelist Rev Munhall, D D, arrives June 15 from Los Angeles to conduct services.
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Ministers’ Alliance
Sentinel
Munhall
D. D
Los Angeles
Cal
Advertising agent promotes state fair campaign
J B Rickman, an advertising agent and promoter of knowledge, has been engaged by the fair board to canvass various parts of the state for advertising the coming State fair set for August 15 to 19.
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J. B. Rickman
The
Fair Board
Big Four Excursion Tickets From St. Louis
Big Four announces excursion fares to Atlantic City Indianapolis Lake Chautauqua and Cincinnati with dates in June July and mid July. Tickets sold at the Big Four ticket office Broadway and Chestnut and through city agents in St. Louis Kansas City and Cincinnati with several return options listed.
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ST. Louis
Atlantic City
N. J
Am. Medical and Medicine Assn
Indianapolis
Lake Chautauqua
N. Y
Nobles of the Mystic Shrine
Cincinnati
Ohio
B. P. O. Ellis
Big Four
Broadway and
Chestnut Street
W. Green
T.P.A
Kansas City
E. E.cowles
City
Woodmen Delegation to Attend Jefferson City Unveiling
Clerk Ed Shields of Sedalia camp No. 16 reports a delegation from Jefferson City No. 404 will attend Sunday to take part in the Woodmen unveiling ceremony.
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Ed Shields
Sedalia Camp No. 16
Jefferson City No. 404
Springfield Priest Francis Curran Dies in St Louis
Rev Father Francis Curran pastor of Sacred Heart Church in Springfield Missouri died at St John s Hospital in St Louis after a long illness. He was 54, born in Ireland and had served twenty seven years as a priest. Funeral is set for 9 AM at the Church of the Annunciation in St Louis.
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Francis Curran
Springfield
St. Louis Hospital
Sacred Heart Church
St. John’s Hospital
St. Louis
Father Curran
Ireland
Dublin
Church of the Annunciation
Trainload of Sherwin Williams Paint Spills On Road
A train carried a load of Sherwin Williams paint that spilled onto a road long ago. The text asserts the brand’s superior brilliancy and wearing quality, noting Arlington Pharmacy as agents.
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Sherwin-Williams
The Weather Fair Tonight and Tuesday Warmer North West
The forecast shows fair conditions tonight and on Tuesday. Temperatures rise slightly, with the northwest portion experiencing warmer weather.
Farris’ Ice Cream Soda Stand Advertised
Run down and exhausted reader urged to take Hollister's Rocky Mountain Tea from W. E. Bard Drug Company to reconstruct the body. Tea or tablets priced at 35 cents.
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Farris
Hollister
W. E. Bard Drug Company
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Lamonte Bank
Bert Means
Blackwater Township
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S. W. Castle
Ethel Emerson
Mrs. M. P. Kidd
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Fulton Market
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