Missouri feud ends in comical butter and eggs showdown
Two Buchanan county farmers, long at odds, meet in a village store and exchange insults. One wields a basket of eggs while the other carries three rolls of butter. A slapstick clash ends with omelet and buttered heads, provoking laughter and a restored friendship.
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Missouri
Buchanan County
Layman Leaves Lincoln Warsaw Church Pastor Farewell
Rev. A. C. Layman, pastor for a year at the Christian church serving Lincoln and Warsaw, preached his farewell last Sunday and has returned with his family to Butler Missouri. Friends regret his removal and wish him well.
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Layman
A. C. Layman
Christian Church
Lincoln
Warsaw
Butler, Mo
Original DeWitts Witch Hazel Salve Promoted
An advertisement for DeWitts Witch Hazel Salve touts its use as a soothing antiseptic for piles and skin diseases. It claims scarless healing and warns to beware of counterfeits from Arlington Pharmacy. It ends with a beauty quip and a prompt to ask your druggist.
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DeWitt
Arlington Pharmacy
Rocky Mountain
The Terrible Afterwards in a Medical Quip
A doctor notes the grip may not be terrible but warns of possible terrible consequences. The patient counters by recalling a billing joke about the aftereffects.
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy Praised by New York Parent
A Duchess county resident says Chamberlain's Cough Remedy is the best medicine for children, preventing croup when started at the first hoarseness or cough. It is sold by Mertz & Hale, J. L. Kautzman, and Otis W. Swith.
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R. Gray
Amenia
Duchess County
N. Y
Chamberlain
Mertz & Hale
J. L. Kautzman
Otis W. Swith
Webb City Plans New Civic Improvements for 1901
In 1901 Webb City will gain sewers and electric lights along with a YMCA home and a new Presbyterian church, signaling a push for modern infrastructure and community facilities.
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Presbyterian
Webb City
Chamberlains Stomach and Liver Tablets Ad
If you would have an appetite like a bear and a relish for your meals take Chamberlains Stomach and Liver Tablets. They correct disorders of the stomach and regulate the bowels. Price 25 cents. Samples free at Mertz Hale's and Otis W. Smith's drug stores. John Orcutt of Sixteenth and Missouri avenue is suffering from a paralytic stroke.
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Chamberlain
Mertz & Hale’s
Otis W. Smith’s
Mertz & Hale
Otis W. Smith
DeWitt’s Little Early Risers Pills
A historic ad touts DeWitt’s Little Early Risers as dainty pills that cleanse the liver remove obstructions and invigorate the system. The wording emphasizes quick health benefits and gentle daily use to improve digestion and vitality.
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DeWitt
McGurren Opens New Lunch Counter
McGurren announces the opening of a new lunch counter, inviting friends to visit. The shop promises first class offerings at reasonable prices and will be open day and night.
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McGurren
Earl Coppock Guests At Finley Home In Pittsburg
Earl Coppock of Pittsburg Kansas visits his uncle W. A. Finley an American Express agent. A cold cough or la grippe can be nipped in the bud with FOLEY'S HONEY AND TAR beware of substitutes all druggists.
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Earl Coppock
Pittsburg, Kas
W. A. Finley
American Express
FOLEY
Doc Lambirth Noted as Passenger on Fact Mail West
A brief item records Doc Lambirth as a passenger traveling west on the fact mail service this morning.
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Doc Lambirth
Fact Mail
Bear tha Sigurtare or ie i Uthat ve CASTORIA
Fragmentary text presents a faded line likely from a medical product notice about Castoria. It is unclear and contains garbled wording with no identifiable events, dates, or named entities to summarize into a coherent news item.
Smallpox Epidemic Linked to Moki Outbreak in Arizona
Dr. Haury of Newton Kansas attributes the current smallpox spread to the Arizona Moki Indian outbreak eighteen months prior. He cared for the Moki in March last year, reported to the government, and urged destroying wool in homes to stop transmission. Wool was disinfected only superficially and turned into blankets for tourists, spreading germs nationwide.
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8S. S. Haury
Newton, Kas
Arizona
Don't Get Thin Get Fat Plumpness For Winter Health
An old advertisement promotes Scott's Emulsion of cod liver oil as a safe way to gain weight and improve digestion for all ages. It emphasizes seasonal risks like cold weather and urges readers to try a sample, claiming the product is food and helps extract more nutrition from meals.
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Scott
Librarian Faith Smith Presents Card Cataloguing Methods
Miss Faith Smith of Sedalia Public Library spoke at the State Library Association meeting in Columbia last week. Her paper titled The Best Methods of Card Cataloguing a Small Library analyzed efficient cataloging practices for small libraries.
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Faith 2. Smith
Sedalia Public
State Library Association
Columbia
St. Joseph
Pain Balm offers quick relief for rheumatism and pains
A dampened flannel with Chamberlain's Pain Balm applied to the back chest or sides provides prompt relief from lame back pains and rheumatism. One application suffices. Sold by Mertz & Hale J. L. Kautzman and Otis W. Smith.
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Mertz & Hale
J. L. Kautzman
Otis W. Smith
Pehl’s Old Wines and Liquors Holiday Offer
Peter Pehl’s Wholesale Department advertises Eight Years Old Private Stock Aye bottled at the distillery and aged in bonded warehouses. Four quarts per case in plain cases at 3.00. Also wholesaler of Anhauser Busch beers at 115 West Second Street.
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Pehl
Peter Pehl
West Second Street
Misses Berry Return Home From Sweet Springs Visit
The Misses Berry, guests of friends here, have returned to their home in Sweet Springs yesterday.
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Berry
Sweet Springs
Boneyard Opens at Ohio and Sixth Streets
G. W. Alcorn opens the original and only boneyard at the northeast corner of Ohio and Sixth on Tuesday December 11 offering spare ribs tenderloin ham and shoulder trimmings pork sausage pigs feet and Black person turkeys for all diners with a prince like life.
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G. W. Alcorn
Ohio and
Sixth Streets
George
W L Jones Offers General Transfer and Hauling Services
W L Jones advertises general transfer business coal and wood hauling garbage hauling and moving of all kinds. Orders may be left by calling telephone number 369.
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W. L. Jones
Balsamo's Serves Up Fresh Bananas and Oranges in Ohio Market
In a message about the local market, Balsamo's at 118 Ohio highlights the finest bananas and oranges available. The listing emphasizes fresh fruit offerings in a small community shop setting.
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Balsamo’s
Ohio Street
Brady writes new story for Lippincott's magazine
The Rev Cyrus Townsend Brady former rector of Calvary Episcopal Church in this city has a complete novel in the January issue of Lippincott's magazine. Readers pronounce it superb and the title is When Blades Are Out and Love's Afield.
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Cyrus Townsend Brady
Calvary Episcopal Church
Lippincott’s
Protracted Meeting Set by Rev J F Watkins in Warsaw
Reverend J F Watkins of Appleton City to start a multi week gathering at the Warsaw Presbyterian church next Wednesday evening January 2nd. He will be assisted by additional ministers.
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J. F. Watkins
Appleton City
Presbyterian Church In
Warsaw
Opportunity to study for a salary position via correspondence drawing courses
An advertisement urges readers to study mechanical or architectural drawing through the International Correspondence Schools of Scranton PA. It promises a salaried position and rapid advancement with a professional education, claiming The Sentinel will award January 10 1900 to the voter with the most votes, urging early voting.
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International Correspondence Schools
Scranton
The
Sentinel
Belgian Hares Declared Nuisance in California
California officials pass a San Diego ordinance forcing owners to confine Belgian hares after fruit trees suffer heavy damage. Fines range from twenty to one hundred dollars for violations.
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California
San Diego
Kodol Dyspepsia Cure Praised by North Stratford Man
Statement from Peter Sherman of North Stratford New Hampshire detailing years of chronic indigestion relief after using Kodol Dyspepsia Cure. The product digests food, promises relief in worst cases, and is sold by Arlington Pharmacy.
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Peter Sherman
North Stratford
N. H
Arlington Pharmacy
Miss Carrie Painter Weds Mr Charles Moore in Warsaw
The Sedalia educator Miss Carrie Painter, winter teacher at Fairfield, married in Warsaw last Saturday morning to Mr Charles Moore of Sedalia per Warsaw Times. A health ad urges daily bowel movement to prevent stomach and liver woes, recommending Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver Tablets available from Mertz & Hale and Otis W. Smith.
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Carrie Painter
Sedalia
Fairfield
Warsaw
Charles Moore
Warsaw Times
Exclusive woodYard opens on East Third street in Sedalia
Benton County Fuel Co announces the first exclusive wood yard in Sedalia located on East Third street near the Missouri Pacific freight house. They offer split green wood at 3.75 a cord and mixed green dry wood at 3.85 a cord plus dry or half seasoned wood at 4.00 a cord delivered with cash due on order or delivery. Phone 347.
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Sedalia
East Third Street
Missouri Pacific Freight House
Will Hopkins Returns Home From Pleasant Visit
Mr. Will Hopkins of Boonville has returned home after a pleasant visit here. Also mentions Red Cross Ball Blue advertising and Vollrath insurance office in Room 217 ligenfritz building.
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Vollrath
Ligenfritz Building
Will Hopkins
Boonville
Candy Cathartic Promises Quick Relief
Advertisement touts Cascarets Candy Cathartic as a cure for constipation with a 10c or 25c price and a druggist refund if it fails to cure.
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C. C
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