Dumbbell Editor Resting Amid Odd Opera of Nonsense
In a lurid jokey column the Dumbbell Editor is said to rest easily under opiates while the Assistant Dumbbell Editor decays at 20 years per hour. Dozens of readers send in contributions from various local residents who guess at how objects and people relate to everyday items in a string of humorous wrong ideas.
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Barretts headline at Pantages in Fate play
Maurice Barrett of Barrett and Clayton company stars this week at Pantages in Fate a reincarnated drama. Barrett portrays Chandra Dass an East Indian a role similar to his part in The Master of Ballantyre when Walker White was last seen in Seattle.
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Barrett and
Fragmentary Local Phrases and Odd Assertions Across City
A garbled OCR fragment presents scattered names, addresses, and odd statements. It mentions Florence Lively at 3251 38th Ave, a Seaboard building with wooden ships, Pershing Square and Lake Union, and various misquoted claims about people, places, and products. The text lacks coherent events or clear verifiable facts.
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Florence Lively
38Th Ave
General Merchandise
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Lake Union
Pershing Square
Los Angeles
Snake River
Tacoma Votes on Hotel Sites
Stockholders of Citizens' Hotel Corp will vote before Sept 26 on a Tacoma community hotel site. Propositions cover 18 sites with input from L M Davenport and W L Stoddart. If no site gains a majority, the top four are refiled, else the two top remain for a third vote.
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Citizens’ Hotel Corporation
Board of Trustees
L. M. Davenport
Davenport
Spokane
W. L. Stoddart
New York
Hotel Corporation
Tacoma Theater
Stoddart
Rhodes, Scott & Howe
Ninth and
St. Helens
Ninth Street
10Th and
Pacific
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound endorsed by reader
Union Village Vermont woman reports weakness and nervous breakdown improved after using Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. She credits seven bottles for restoring energy enabling nine hour laundry work. Ad urges other women to try the remedy at first sign of trouble.
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Lydia E. Pinkham
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Lumber shipments increase markers August trade figures
An increase of 14,658,000 board feet in cargo lumber shipments was recorded for August 1922 compared with August 1921. The Merchants' Exchange Department of the Chamber of Commerce reports that August 1922 shipments reached 119,642,000 board feet.
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Merchants’ Exchange Department
Chamber of Commerce
Gen Goethals Tours Coast on Canal Builder Visit
Gen George W. Goethals, famed Panama Canal builder, visits the coast to study engineering conditions. In Guam, the U S Pensacola returns to anchorage undamaged after being driven aground in a typhoon.
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George W. Goethals
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Fall Suits Offer at 39 50 on Second Floor
Fall suits priced at 39.50 feature duvet de laine mar leen tricotine and poiret twill in up to date styles. Beads braids embroidery and fur trimmed collars enhance charm with cara cal and squirrel trims. Colors brown navy sorrento in sizes 16 to 46.
Mrs. Semones Named Federation Leader
Mrs. John Semones was installed as president of the King County Legislative federation at a meeting on Monday. Mrs. Erma Hausman was the retiring president.
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John Semones
King County Legislative Federation
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Army Aviator Falls 200 Feet to Death
Mount Clemens Michigan reports Lieutenant Frank C. Steckler United States aviator fell 200 feet to his death yesterday after noon.
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Mich
Dept
Frank C. Steckler
United States
Judy the fox terrier missing with $10 reward
Judy a red and white fox terrier owned by Mrs. George McGinnis of 1710 West Gist Street disappeared from home Sunday. The dog is described as having four white feet a ringed neck and a stubby tail. A $10 reward is offered for her return.
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George McGinnis
West Gist St
Obstetrics Department Idea At Shanghai Women's College
Dr Florence E Kraker of the Women's Medical College of Pennsylvania sails toward the Orient aboard the President Grant after visiting Seattle. The plan envisions creating a department of obstetrics at Shanghai Women's Medical College.
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Women's Medical College
Shanghai
Florence E. Kraker
Women's Medical College of Pennsylvania
Orient
President Grant
Seattle
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