Sleepy tariff tale of tax taxed bedtime scene
A humorous account of a night routine taxed under the Aldrich tariff, detailing how a clock, pipe, clothes, bed linens, and household items incur various levies. The piece lampoons high tariffs by exaggerating the costs of everyday sleep time objects and comforts.
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Burr
Roosevelt Faces Two Doors in New England Dilemma
The passage imagines Theodore Roosevelt arriving in New England with two doors before him. Behind one stands the Standput Lady Lodge of Massachusetts, behind the other the Insurgent Tiger Boss of New Hampshire. The question posed asks if Roosevelt can safely open both doors and survive the outcome.
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Roosevelt
New England
Standput Lady—Lodge
Massachusetts
Tiger
New Hampshire
Teddy
Fragmented Observations and Satirical Snippets From a 19th Century Page
A collage of satirical remarks and brief asides referencing census recounts in Tacoma, Mayor Gill, real estate trading, Canadian balloon travel, public mood toward Wappy, a prosecuting attorney’s knowledge, Lake Washington, Condensed notes on Carnegie Roosevelt La Follette, fashion pockets, and poet Peter Fandel.
First Owl and the Sleepless Day Dialogue
A lighthearted dialogue features two owls and several townsfolk trading quips about sleep, autumn weather, old overcoats, and a joke about a dog and Boston beans. Silas-Be mentions a newfangled potato, and Cyrus asks for details.
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Silas
Burbank
Cyrus
Pay Day Grocery Ad in Seattle Area
Seattle made MC TM M Soap sold by Pay Day Grocery at 4262 Fremont Ave. Contact North 21 for details.
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Seattle
Fremont Av
These Girls Towed Before 30 Any Bets
A quirky fragment from Trenton New Jersey describes a young social scene with girls described as sweet sixteen, forming a “double club” and planning schemes to marry, while joking about aging unmarried women and social intrigue among named youths.
Quotable Snippets and Facts From The Era
A collage of quotations and trivia including Andrew D White on Josh Billings advice for Cornell freshmen and a joke about a laughing gas tank. It notes iron production ranking in Alabama, Caesar’s book in a British museum, Noah’s ark inventory on an old typewriter, and forecasts for American wheat and Canadian crops with figures and prices.
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Andrew D. White
Cornell University
Josh Billings
Cornell
Son
British Museum
Noah
Outburst in Everett True Excerpt Shouts for Calm
A dramatic panel shows an enraged speaker demanding compliance while insisting no one will be hurt. The exhortation centers on stepping forward and moving ahead, capturing a tense moment of crowd dynamic and authority.
Strollers Colum Delivers Theatre and Trade Tales
In a humorous column Frank W. remarks that real theater progress comes from every scene shifter and supervisor calling themselves actors. The piece recaps a court case about a chorus girl claiming pay and acting status, plus a barber shop joke about percentage wages and a playful ad for Plantation Mills and Goop products.
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Frank Wwetach
Faversham
Moore
Fox
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Lady and the Tiger
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New York
Foraker
Washington
Lincoln
Joe
Bob LA Follette
Fashion Journal
Peter Fandel
Pete
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Eleanor Addams
Uncle Sam
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Herbert F. Ward
Panama Canal
Panama
Secret Service
United States
Ward
Coes
Baker
Sam
Miss Rose
Mr. Seeder
Trenton
N. J
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Eurla
Mercy
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Tom
Percy
Anthold Maida
Murtile
Polly Petera
Alabama
Caesar
Canadian Pacific Railroad
Western
Maine
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Ley
Colum
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Southwick CO
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