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Newspaper

Seattle Star

Location

Seattle, Washington, United States of America

Date

Oct 18, 1909

Page

9

The Clock Winder and That Deficit

A satirical column rails at President Taft urging economy to shrink the $20,000,000 postal deficit. It jokes about firing a treasury clock winder earning 60 dollars monthly and mocks shifting cuts to other federal workers amid a growing national deficit.

Abong Post Office Department Taft Treasury Department Reine Agricultural Department

They Do Some Things Better in Nippon

A reflective column notes Japanese visitors to the United States and their studies of mills, shops, cranes, and factories. It contrasts American and Japanese hosts and hints at broader political and economic observations with light humor.

Nippon Japan Gage Spain Panama

Taft’s 24-Hour Texas Journey Highlights State Ties

President Taft spent a full day in Texas traveling between key towns. The visit underscored strong state ties with national leadership. Local receptions showcased Texas pride and political support for Taft’s administration.

Taft Texas

Hicksville Aero Club Forms With Hen Begley Leader

A rugged feature on the Hicksville Aero Club describes Hen Begley as founder and president. The club formed after a St. Louey Lahm cup flight at Gibson's store and aims to compete in flights against all bars with Begley supplying hot air and guiding plans.

Aero Club Waz Gibson's Hen Begley O'T Hen

Marriage Clerk Claude Gage Keeps Seattle Smiling

Claude Gage, chief at the Seattle marriage license window, is famed for winning over cranky customers. He recalls aiding poor couples, waiting for late brides, and sometimes turning down underage applicants, while noting Seattle women pay for licenses and many couples still wed after long delays.

Variety of Humorous Snippets and Witty Quotes

A collage of quips and anecdotes from multiple papers. Jests touch on divorce cases neckties and collars in Milwaukee New York state voters and marriage, pole exploration, bull fights, and misheard proverbs. The humor spans international and local voices with a mix of cartoonish lines and sharp one liners.

Back Hair and Bay Rum Jokes Echo 1920s Crazylog

A humorous Crazylog by Fred Schaefer riffs on fashion, language puns, and travel mishaps. The narrator jokes about back hair trends, bay rum, bark versus bay, gondolas, snow blindness, aurora borealis, and a wife’s memory cue string. Includes comic misreadings and oblique nautical imagery with light wordplay.

Dolier

Majors Plan Novel Feat To Flash News From Sea

Maj. Byers reveals a scheme to emerge in the public eye by locating the lost 1857 Atlantic cable end and signaling Morse news from a submarine. Jim, serving coffee at the lunch wagon, questions the feasibility while remarking on famous performers of achievement. The pair discuss self-critique and ambition.

Jim Maj. Byers Bost Wright Curtivan Cook Peary James Byers Annals of Action Atlantic Ireland

Taft’s Texas Ranch Bell Signals Meal Time

The article describes a large Texas Taft ranch mansion with a porch bell that rings when meals are ready. It notes Taft during a four day ranch vacation will have to heed the bell to join the division of chuck and eat with guests. The piece blends humor about meals and Taft’s activities on the ranch.

Taft Ranch Texas Taft Gage Chuck

Two Blockhead Sides Show Man and Nature’s Altered Form

A humorous comparison features a skilled welder wearing an artificial blockhead with a spark screen and smoked glasses to avoid electric sunstroke. Beside him a potato from an Iowa field is dressed by a farmer’s son, yielding a striking, comical result.

Iowa

Domestic Section Rajah Coat With Agonal Figure

A description of a Rajah plain coat featuring a small agonal figure suited for street or evening wear. Includes an assortment of popular shades and yard serereeee as material, signaling a fashion item in a vintage catalog context.

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