Helpful Hints on the Texas Death Rate
A playful critique on Texas gun violence cites a recurring homicide pattern and suggests fashion fixes like removing hip pockets to prevent misinterpretation. The piece also pokes fun at political figures and notes jokes about tailors, Roosevelt, Ballinger, and Halley’s Comet in a columnistic, satirical tone.
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Texas
Dallas
Man Buys Contested Stash of Straw in Odd Exchange
Fragmentary OCR reads "I saw a man buy uart box of straw" and "Slap- ing ying a q of s" suggesting a peculiar rural purchase. No clear names, dates, or locations are readable to identify people or institutions.
Adolf Worried Before Comet Duty Assignments
A clipped, satirical bulletin portrays Adolf awaiting a looming fate as the Comet mission assigns him to an anxious last meal and impending doom. The piece uses garbled Germanized English to describe Adolf’s nerves and a grim joke about mortality.
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Adolf
Sourmug’s Popularity Shocks City Critics
A fragment hints Sourmug, though underestimated, enjoys immense popularity among crowds. The remark notes a mismatch between appearance and public favor, suggesting warmer reception than critics expect.
Public Eye Portrait of Morgan Partner Perkins
A profile of George W. Perkins partner at J. P. Morgan & Co notes his public role as Morgan’s aide and spokesman on labor matters. It argues Perkins acts to soften the Morgan image by supporting parks museums hospitals and other civic works while collecting pointed parables and social quips from the New York Press.
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George W. Perkins
J. P. Morgan & Co
Morgan
Perkins
National Civic Federation
J. P. Morgan
George F. Baker
Hut Perkins
Markeman Who Defeated Royalty Seeks Burial Souvenir
In Arbor Michigan on May 14 Patrick J Desmond filed for naturalization and recalled a tale of defeating the late King Edward in a marketmanship contest before coming to the United States He kept a bottle of ale given by Edward as a loyal sport and plans to bury the bottle with him when he dies.
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Arbor
Mich
Patrick J. Desmond
Desmond
Edward
Pat
Various Quips and Notes From a Period Piece
A collage of short lines covers social banter, religious practices, and odd facts. It notes Turkey's 46000 ton olive oil output, Smyrna's fig crop outlook, and a French ban on feeding bottles with tubes. It mentions funeral customs in India and a Japanese mourning code with elaborate dress and dietary abstinence.
Colds Conquered Means Sickness Saved
An evocation of Eckman's Alterative as a cure for coughs colds and pneumonia with a testimonial from James W Kanaly of Saratoga New York in May 1908. The ad notes availability in Seattle at Owl Drug and Bartell Drug Co and requests readers to request the booklet of cured cases or write to the Eckman Laboratory Philadelphia PA.
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Eckman
Saratoga
N. Y
James W. Kanaly
Seattle
Owl Drug Co
Bartell Drug Co
Eckman Laboratory
Phila. Pa
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Col. Roosevelt
Mr. Kerby
Fred Schaeffer
Osgar
Fredd Schaefer
Jedediah
Jed
Sourmug
Perron
New York Press
King Ed’s Ale
Markeman
Royalty
Mr. Smith
Mise Blusho
Turkey
Islands
France
India
Jacoba
Tuwed
Jackson
Jacobs
Smyrna
Stock Exchange
Mra. Grabb
Yellowstone
Europe
Northern Pacific Ry
Gardiner Gateway
J. O. McMullen
City
A. Tinling
Fleet Ave
Veeler Way
Wash
A. D. Charlton
Portland
Obe
Sisisisisil Ieserefesens
the National Bank of Commerce
Second Avenue
Madison St
United States
Talking Machine
Victor
Pacific Coast Distributors
Victor Talking Machines
Pacific Coast
Second Ave
Union St
Ays Go
Crescent Manufacturing CO
Seattle, Wash
Victor and Edison Machines
Borgum Music Co
3Rd Ave
Majestic
Ukia
Ohio
Pike Street
Con
Third and
Wallis & Lewis Co
New York
Ind
Balley
Young
Belle
Stevens
Seren & Daldridge Tailors
Peren
Mines
Ween Cherry
Columbia
J. C. Danziger
Freiberg
Pike
Union