Miscellany and Satire Notes From a Turbulent Page
A chaotic medley of quips and references spans politics and war parody. Mock headlines spoof Judge Parker poetically, discuss presidential hopes, and riff on wartime figures and censorship. Nonsense verses, cartoon captions, and garbled notices mix with jokes about senators and generals.
Good Ticket Named By County Republican Convention
The county convention named a strong ticket amid railroad lobby influence led by J. D. Farrell and Samuel H. Pires. Five lawyers appear for judgeships with praise for their character. A. W. Prater defeats John F. Miller for renomination, Kenneth Mackintosh is praised for prosecuting attorney, while W. Boott did not seek renomination. The platform endorses a direct primary law to curb factional methods and a pledge against the saloon evil.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Great Northern Railroad
Seta
J. D. Farrell
Samuel H. Pires
A. W. Prater
John F. Miller
W. R
Kenneth Mackintosh
Mackintosh
W. v. Boott
Olympia
Heredity excuses fail argue life with alcohol addiction
A Cleveland judge hears a defendant rail against heredity as the cause of drinking. The piece rejects heredity as a justification, arguing individuals shape their fate through will and choice, citing examples of self-control and responsibility and noting most drinkers overcome or master tendencies rather than being ruled by ancestry.
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Carlew
Cleveland
Lfe
America
War chatter shifts as Pacific Coast league plays noted
The piece observes how fans and teams in the Pacific Coast league track the war’s influence on baseball. It cites reactions to the February Port Arthur action and notes that Japanese soldiers have changed attitudes toward Portland ball play.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Ratta Rupp
Hoth
Port Arthur
Portland
Meeting on emergency hospital plan urged by city leaders
At Mayor Unger suggestion the Charity Organisation Society called a large meeting for tomorrow at the Chamber of Commerce to unify the hospital-plan efforts. A two member committee will be appointed today and attendees include Mayor Ballinger, City Engineer Thomson, County Commissioners, council finance and buildings committees, Red Cross, Wayside Mission hospital managers and other local hospital officers.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Rpal Unger
Hociety
Chamber of Commerce
Ballinger
Thomson
Rude
Council
Board of County Commissioners
Red Cross Society
Wayside Mission Hospital
Charity Organisation Society
Immigration official consults with authorities over winter border breach
Duddieston declined to speak, stating he is consulting immigration officials with Inspector Estell to determine causes and possible remedies. Captain G.H. Pierce retains command of the Pacific Coast Co vessel and travels to San Francisco after missing out on command of the new EEW steamship Minnesota.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
GH. Pierce
Pacific Coast Company
San Francisco
EEW
Minnesota
King’s New Discovery Aids Threat and Lung Disease
Carelessness causes wrecks and worsens Threat and Lang troubles but Dr King’s New Discovery for Consumption Coughs and Colds saves lives. Mrs Lois Cragg of Dorchester Massachusetts is among many whose life was saved. This remedy is guaranteed for Threat and Lung Diseases by druggists and agents. Price 50c and 1.00. Trial bottles free.
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Dr. King
Lois Cragg
Dorchester
Maas
GUY, Inc
Druggist
Indave
Yesler
Schwagers to Speak at Queen Anne Improvement Club
Women invited to attend a meeting at the Baptist mission corner Queen Anne avenue and Garfield street next Friday evening. KB O Schwagert, a landscape gardener formerly in charge of the city park work, will deliver an address titled The Care of the Home Yard.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Queen Anne Improvement Club
Baptist Mission
Queen Anne Avenue
Garfield Street
KB. O. Schwagert
Mr. Schwagert
We Represent DIRECT The Largest Manufacturers of Pianos and Organs
Advertisement from a Northwest retailer promoting carload deliveries and volume savings on pianos and organs. It notes extensive floor space changes, special inducements, damaged second hand instruments from 81 1/2 and up, easy payment plans, and featured Tittle Rimplex Piano Player and Columbia Graphophones with prices from $7 and up, plus records and small instruments.
Rainier Brings Record Liquor Shipment to Seattle
The steamer Rainier sailed from San Francisco to Seattle with 1000 barrels of wines and liquors for Migliavacca Wine Co. of Seattle. The vessel also carries fruit and general merchandise and 20 passengers.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Rainier
L. H. Gray & Co
San Francisco
Seattle
Migliavacca Wine Company
Immigration inspector visits to resolve cross border issues
A. C. Duddieston of the United States immigration bureau arrived in the city this morning. He conducts a tour of inspection of local immigration offices to settle difficulties between local authorities and Canadian officials over the matter.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
A. C. Duddieston
United States Immigration Bureau
Thi
Santa Cipnce and Prisoner Tales in Mexico
Chapter excerpt detailing Texan prisoners in Mexico during the Mier expedition. Don Florencio, jailed in the Acordada, is chained to a Texan. Countess Isabel Almonte and Luisa Valverde seek news as messengers report Don Florencio’s condition and the prisoners’ fate amid political tensions with Santa Anna's regime.
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Morence Kearney
Texas
Fiibusters
Mier
Mexico
New Orleans
Janacio Valverde
Banta Anna
Carlos Bantander
Santander
Banta Anne
Kearney
Cris Rock
Mirador
Benorita
Jose
Tecubaya
Luise Valverdes
Thant
Senorita
Mora
Florencio
Jane
Acordada
The Alameda Drive and Mexico City Sewer Work Scene
In Tacubaya the condesa discusses a delicate mission with Bantander and Florence Kearney, highlighting prison risks and a key to Don Florencio. Street life in Mexico City frames a vivid scene of fashion, carriages, and sewers policed by jailbirds as a punitive public works detail.
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Carlos Bantander
Bantander
Satan Valverde
Dean Florencio
Condesa
Jane
Tacubaya
Don Florencio
Mexico
Ruperto
Silver- Smiths
Tenochtitan
Allveramiths
Alameda
Calle de Mplateros
Nueva
Paseo Viejo
Florence Kearney
Cris Rock
Santander
Don Pedro
Domingues
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Scott
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Nalle
Bobhkatin
Siberia
Sohkatin U
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Miler
Jveti
Haller
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Columbia Street
Queen City Laundry
Fleet Avenue
Bell Street
Down Town
Third Avenue
Pike Street
United States
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Estell
Schwagers
Lota
Freigh
Columbia
D. S. Johnston
Second Ave
Burke
Qrestioner
Don Florencia
Tamibaye
Santa Cipnce
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Bynopsib
J. B. Orner
Franklin Grova
Bucklen
G. O. Guy, Inc
Ave
Carriage and Automobile Bays
Newstook
Bright
Nest and Atylian
Bperial
Pecal
Russia
Wemet
Quaker Specta
Quaker
Bolid Calfakin
Green Lake
Bablard
Beattle
First Ave
W. S. Kirk
Bonney-Watson CO
Pune
Pene and
Parfumble Street
PS Aiephone
Mate To Beattie
Wash
Alaska Pacific Navigation Co
Alaska Pacific Express
United States Mail
Valdez, Seldovia and Seward
Juneau
Sitka
Yakutat
Kayak
Fellamar
Cook's Inlet Points
James Dollar
Arlington Dock
Nome City
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J. F. Trowbridge