Make It Right Then It Will Win
A period of hysteria passes as discussions shift to a straight business proposition on harbor terminal terms. The Star urges clear, detailed contract terms and a cooperative outlook between port officials and investors to reach a mutually beneficial agreement.
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Parcel post controversy stirs voters and merchants alike
In Washington lawmakers and merchants face petitions urging or opposing parcel post. Citizens debate whether parcel post would ruin small towns, with claims of inefficiency versus benefits. Analysts warn the express companies may dominate while ballots tally slowly, shaping campaign focus.
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Washington
Chad Epee
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Oregon Land Tax Vote Faces Ballot Battle
In Oregon the land values tax amendment faced ballot denial by the secretary of state advised by the attorney general. The supreme court ruled current tax machinery adequate and ordered the question allowed on the 1912 ballot. Advocates seek a statewide tax while the county system remains in place.
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Oregon
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Madero Declares Reyes Safe From Shooting Amid Rebel Rumors
A fragmented column notes Madero states Reyes will not be shot, implying the rebellion's progress is weak. The piece juggles bite sized political jabs about names, butter prices, Woodrow Wilson, Hearst opposition, and social contrasts while closing with an English family joke about a table and cats.
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New York
Flat Dweller Exchange and Dentist Laugh Line
Two neighbors joke about hearing sounds through thin walls and a punchline about a dental visit. The second flat dweller notes the joke while Jackson considers extracting his tooth. The exchange ends with a misdirected punchline.
The Soporific Preacher Inspires Bedtime Faith
A Sydney Bulletin quips about Reverend Wilkins as a faith healer whose sermons cure rheumatism but induce insomnia. The remark plays on his soothing style and the speaker’s plan to attend his church for relief.
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Lost Days Remembered In Tender Exchange
A spoken quarrel recalls a past with words of longing and regret. A woman laments the missed sound of her voice, while a man vows he will never forget those cherished days and the sound of her Yoice.
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Chicago Record-Herald
Not Guilty Plea Barred by Lullaby Claim
A prisoner loudly declares not guilty and offers to prove it. The judge questions the relevance of his voice while the defense suggests he can prove a lullaby. The exchange ends with a comic aside about singing a lullaby as evidence.
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Pat
Dialogue on a boarding house romance and propriety
A dialogue scene centers on a landlady and a boarder discussing romantic advances. The landlady teases that the suitor will confess once his father remarries, implying a cautious, socially mindful tone. A claim about the heroine's gratitude is noted with a barbed remark about her gown and restraint.
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Remata
Untitled Comics Snippets and Dialogue Fragments
A collection of quips and dramatic dialogue from a late 19th or early 20th century newspaper, featuring a feuding magnate and a penniless youth over footwear, a leap year marriage remark, a brief domestic scene, and a theater worker anecdote. The text preserves period cadence and quirky exchanges.
Witty Snippets and Domestic Laughs From a Day
A collection of humorous flairs from a Boston Herald feature includes a baby eating dog biscuits, a sick man dictating his will to a lawyer, a country girl hearing a floor walker, and a late hour quip about a suitor. The tone blends light satire with domestic scenes.
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Boston Herald
Deeds Speak Louder Than Words, Says Father
A witty exchange framed as a proverb follows Tom and Dick in a Philadelphia Telegraph piece, noting the father’s reply that deeds carry more weight than words in inheritance matters.
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Tom
Philadelphia
Russian Official Forbids Traveler From Leaving
In Cas sel s Journal a Russian official refuses a traveler permission to depart and imposes a 24 hour deadline to decide options. The traveler responds he will leave if possible, and the official presses the passport question as the stalemate persists.
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Cassel
Suick Action Prescription Cures Colds in a Day
A Globe advertisement touts Suick Action Prescription as a certain cure for colds and coughs. It prescribes glycerine and Pine compound mixed and taken in specific doses, with directions for adults and children, and urges readers to buy Concentrated Pine from any druggist.
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Suick Action
Leap Year Party Sting Ends in Ring Sale
A playful verse piece recalls a Leap year party stunt where a sting goat was set to trap a rival. humor shifts to a Detroit poodles washing machine joke and an inventor clock that wakes a Kansas man for breakfast. The fragment reflects scattered humor and social quips from a bygone page.
Sis Hopkins to Leave Stage for a Year Rose Melville to Retire
Rose Melville known as Sis Hopkins announces a year away from the stage. The long time performer explains the Sis persona will be retired temporarily though revival tours are likely. Melville, born in Terre Haute, recalls early acting, convent schooling, and Franklin College as roots of her career.
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Sia
Terre Haute
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Scientific Wrinkle Remover Easily Made
A claimed cosmetic remedy uses saxolite dissolved in witch hazel to instantly reduce wrinkles. The article suggests bathing the face and hands to tighten skin and remove aging creases, noting widespread use by women nationwide despite no scientific validation.
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