Optimist on Instaliment plan fools self about payments
A quip notes an optimist as the chump who assumes purchasing on the Instaliment plan prevents feeling the cost. It mocks debt optimism and implies lingering financial awareness despite installment buying.
Public Pays Freight As Court Keeps Puget Sound Case Open
Judge Mitchell in Olympia has three weeks since taking Puget Sound Traction Light Power appeal under advisement over selling streetcar tickets. While delay continues, the public pays the freight and awaits a decision on whether riders may buy tickets on Seattle cars. The King County Republican committee weighs in against commission government amid the dispute.
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Ray
Mitchell
Olympia
Puget, Sound Traction, Light & Power Company
Public Service Commission
Seattle
W. Lorimer Jones
King County Republican Committee
Commission
Pretext of Socialism in Copper Hiring Debates in Michigan
In Upper Michigan the copper operators refuse to hire Western Federation of Miners members citing socialism. John B. Densmore argues the unions are targeted to crush socialism, urging operators to offer fair wages and participatory management to avoid strikes. Patrick Courtney is hailed as a real hero for sacrificing to save a friend.
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Upper Michigan
Western Federation of Miners
John B. Densmore
Sam
Michigan
How Many Babies Campaign Sparks Banter and Quotes
A Detroit parson urges four babies per couple to stabilize population, while Nixola Greeley Smith mocks morality claims. The piece notes campaign chatter, three speakers at a meeting, and John Burroughs on Earth's calamities. Prof Gautier suggests dogs milk for weak babies.
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Detroit
Armand Gautier
Paris
Watch Carefully the Child's Diet
Mothers often give the same foods to all children but foods affect individuals differently. If constipation occurs, use a mild laxative rather than a strong physic. Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin is promoted as a gentle, non-griping remedy, widely endorsed by families including Mrs. M. E. Patten of Valley Junction Iowa. Free samples available by mail order from Dr. Caldwell.
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Caldwell
America
M. E. Patten
Valley Junction
Iowa
Dick Trenholme: From Bathgate to Seattle Mayor Plan
A profile of Dick Trenholme tracing his early life in Bathgate Canada to Alaska ventures with Dawson Electric and Northwestern firms. It notes his Seattle real estate success, political activity as chair of the King County Democratic Central Committee, and his bid for a commission form of city government.
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Trenholme
Dawson Electric Co
Alaska
Canada
Dakotas
Pembina
N. D
Fargo Banking and
Bathgate
Dawson
Seattle
John Rosene
Northwe’ Ern Commercial Company
Northwestern Steamehip Co
Northwestern Fisheries Co
North Coast Muhterage Co
J. Piero Morgan
Gaggies
Diling
Park Board
King County
Democratic Central Committee
McKinley
Roosevelt
Teddy
Wilson
Lister
Austin E. Griffiths
Buffalo man fined for tossing rival from phone booth
Henry Tilden Swan of Buffalo was fined 10 dollars for ejecting a man who had occupied a telephone booth for 20 minutes. The notice prints Swan's full name to credit him, though his street address is unknown. The piece also mixes various quotes and a winter baseball gossip note.
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Henry Tilden Swan
Buffalo
Mr. Swan
Dead men tell no tales and jokes about wit
A garbled page of quips and jokes features lines about Wise men and the good die young, a child asking how mamma grew up, and puns by Theodore Hook. Includes playful exchanges about authority figures and comic retorts.
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Susie
Resinol cures pimples in Atlanta businesswoman told
Atlanta resident Miss EK. P. Gaddis recounted a dramatic facial transformation after using Resinol Soap and Ointment. She described pimples vanished and skin becoming soft and smooth, noting friends were astonished and she would never be without the remedies. Resinol products are advertised for itching eczema and other skin issues with a free trial offer.
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Atlanta
EK. P. Gaddis
South Pryor St
Reastnol
Baltimore
We Give Tee Trial to Prove Our Tras the Beat Mepert Lady Attendant
A misread line lists A. Lundberg at 1107 Third Avenue, unclear context. The fragment mentions a trial and a female attendant in a garbled way, offering no coherent event or outcome.
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A. Lundberg
Diary of Father Time and Roman Marriage Customs
The article describes ancient Roman practices to separate classes by law and duty of marriage. It notes the father choosing whether to raise an unwanted child or expose it, an archaic custom borrowed from the Greeks.
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Periah
Bowery mystery unfolds as Dudley Jardine found after 30 years
New York January reports Dudley Jardine, once George Jardine’s business partner, lived as William Smith in Bowery lodging houses for thirty years before dying. An 1889 will valued at $203,963 revealed securities worth $201,411 and a lone jewelry haul. The tale links Jar dine’s abrupt disappearance to his Bowery years.
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New York
William Smith
Bowery
Smith
Dudley Jardine
Geo. Jardine
Jardine
Jardine Works
Washington Square
Wm. Smith
Tide Floods Mukilteo Streets After 25 Year High
Mukilteo faced a rare high tide that inundated streets for the first time in 25 years. The tide reached flood levels Sunday, forcing temporary cessation of operations in town.
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Mukilteo
Chicago opens first tipless restaurant with record crowd
A chaotic scene in Chicago as a new tipless restaurant attracts a large morning crowd. Patrons sample "punch No 2" and "punch No 3" amid odd phrasing about beans and beet stew while workers hack at a diary of tricks, and a coffee plate slips from a roller.
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Chicago
Pape's Cold Compound Promises Quick Relief
A vintage ad touts Pape's Cold Compound to relieve stuffed nose headaches sneezing and throat soreness. It claims prompt action after two to three doses and notes a price of 25 cents at any store with no unpleasant taste.
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