Cup Clean Outside Full of Extortion Inside
The article notes John D. Rockefeller gives 10 million to the University of Chicago and Andrew Carnegie transfers 10 million in 5 percent bonds to fund world peace. It cites Standard Oil and Homestead steel, then quotes Jesus rebuking hypocrisy, noting outward shows hide inner corruption and extortion.
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University of Chicago
Andrew Carnegie
Homestead
Peace Fund
Standard Old Co
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Jesus
Hell
Wide-Eyed Not Wilde-Eyed Oregon Reform Impresses Voters
The piece contrasts politicians pushing for expert legal guidance with Oregon voters who enacted a workingman friendly Nobility law by themselves. It argues voters showed common sense, rejected manipulation by lawyers, and demonstrated political progress through wide-eyed citizen action.
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Oregon
Standard Oil trial cites 7 percent profit claim
News items from Raleigh Cleveland and New York note Standard Oil profits amid anti trust trial and price pressure. The firm claims a seven percent margin on its sales for profit while threats to gas supply and dividend draws by John D Rockefeller are reported.
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Naughty to Snoop Around Railroads
Railroads lament demoralization from Interstate Commerce Commission inspectors who audit safety appliance compliance. Companies claim scrutiny erodes respect for railroad bosses and leaves purchasing agents repeatedly buying new safety devices after each inspector visit.
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Interstate Commerce Commission
New Year Musings and Whims From a Gilded Era
A collage of playful lines and social notes mentions Susannah Moore’s $45,000 estate, reform talk about railways, looming China queues, a Los Angeles bigamy arrest, and editor diamonds. It humorously critiques society, editors, Tafts cabinet aims, and a soprano in Frisco, ending with a Roentgen ray eye concept and domestic surveillance quip.
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Senate
Santa Claus
Susannah Moore
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Harriman
Why Wear Hats The No Hat Fad Across Town
A humorous look at a no hat fad with examples from Seattle area towns. Observers note stylish hatless pedestrians on ferries and streets, the humor of office cloakroom reactions, and potential cost savings if the trend spreads to collars and shoes. The piece lightly critiques fashion fads while entertaining with colorful characters.
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Weat
Seattle
Renton
Keut
Regal Dentists Offer Pain Free Tooth Replacements
An advertisement extols the Regal Dentists for replacing missing teeth without plates. It touts advantages over old methods, claims full sets from minimal remaining teeth, and promises natural appearance with a written guarantee from Regal Dental Offices at 1406 Third Ave. NW.
Value of a Human Body According to a 30 Cent Market Estimate
A science based itemized inventory places the average human body and its parts at a tiny monetary value. It lists water nine gallons phosphorus sugar candy gas and other items totaling 1.21 with notes on fat and strength. Also included are jokes about wedding etiquette a Belgian miner with 200000 converts and new religious movements.
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Theichos
Ancient Roman mirror shows lead-backed glass brilliance
Safety Director Small of Cincinnati cites a claim that kissing causes a quarter of diseases, while a Roman mirror found 2,000 years old still looks good. Homer is quoted on kisses as the root of all diseases, and a commission mentions shorthand standards.
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Nah for Harvard Nah for Yale Parody and Public Nonsense
A satirical collage mocks college life and press questions about John D Rockefeller Santa Claus and a shaving brush tonic. It mentions Judge Jones of Kansas City on women smoking at home and the Earl of Minto receiving the Garter decoration with playful digs at fashion and decorum.
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Kansas City
Earl of Minto
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Taft Tariff Defense and Nonsensical Political Quips
A diverse extract notes Taft defending the tariff at Winona, Iowa, while Senator Cummins and Senator Lafe Young engage in varying political gestures. It mentions Yale cataloging graduates, radium access for the needy, and a claim that Lori mer did not win by bribery. Also references wooden water pipes in Australia and a sewing machine company opening schools in China.
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Taft
Lafe Young
Iowa
Billy Sunday
China
On the Road to Aunt Blanche Chippendale’s Visit
The narrator and Carrye Plan a social visit to Aunt Blanche’s brown stone mansion. They imagine a grand house with Venetian blinds and old silver, hoping for Europe and a fancy table. Carrye guides social scenes as they ride into Chicago.
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Ways to announce hotel guests in old New York
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Wagner
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Mascagni
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Kunzli
Schubert
Trate House
House
Theodore Thomas
Kunzili
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