Step Mother by Moward Mann
A fragmentary poem excerpt presents a playful Mother Goose scene. The speaker notes a step mother refusing to fly on a fine pepper and claims the old Mother Goose is modernized. The garbled text hints at a verse about travel or change.
Tom Johnsons rostrums spark free speech in Cleveland square
The piece praises Cleveland mayor Tom Johnson for installing small public rostrums in the city square to allow citizens to voice grievances and insults publicly. It argues such platforms divert turmoil from streets and saloons, letting people vent without provoking riots or police action.
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Pacific Coast
Stump
Tom Johnson
Cleveland
Chamber of Commerce
Tom
Pluto
Park
Indiana Republicans Split as Taft Supporter Voices Doubt
The chairman of Indiana’s Republican Committee says Taft cannot win Indiana. Ohio is Democratic and doubtful, New York uncertain, Wisconsin anti Taft, California ready to dump Taft, Massachusetts backing Foss, New Jersey doubtful. Several other states nervously watch.
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Republican Committee of
Indiana
Taft
Ohio
New York
Wisconsin
California
Massachusetts
New Jersey
Bill Taft
Government impotence in railway security control debated
A commentary criticizes the railroad securities commission led by a college president for studying abroad at the public expense. It argues government control of security issues is impossible and warns against socialist aims, claiming government ownership would fail to curb a dangerous trend.
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Railroad Securities Commission
Peo
Uncle Sam
A Girl of Spirit in Cosmopolitan Quotation
Representative Henry of Texas condemns an American heiress who married a nobleman ruined by dissipation. He tells of a Waco girl who refused a rich bachelor with a past, saying a man cannot blot out his past but should not use her as a blotter.
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Henry
Texas
Waco
Ashe
Imaginative Sleuths and a Fly Inkwell Tale
Western detective H K Adair comments in Chicago on a famed sleuth of fiction. He compares the editorial craft to Horace Greeley leaving a sheet of copy paper exposed and a fly messing it, which an editor later turns into a half column editorial.
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H. K. Adair
Chicago
St. Louis Globe. Democrat
Mr. Adair
Tribune
Horace Greely
Agythine Witty Exchange On Britannia's Shopfront Policy
W R Rose quotes Storekeeper Nate Poplin on shoppers paying with flair as the chancellor and admiralty discuss tightening shop standards. They note damage from earlier rampages and pledge to perfect Britannia's shop, with wary remarks about guarding storefronts and naval needs.
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Admiralty
Britannia
W. R. Rose
Cleveland Plain Dealer
Plenty of Nerve Real Chesterfield
A clipped humorous vignette features a street scene with a woman asking for a lawn mower and a man planning to grease it to ease its squeak, while characters Sam and others react with exaggerated dialect and a nod to tires being dirtied. The dialogue captures rustic humor and social interaction in a playful exchange over a mundane task.
Installment Plan Quip Cited by Boston Transcript
A fragment from the Boston Transcript mocks consumer credit, noting a joke about a dollar down and a dollar whenever the collector can catch me. The quip reflects 19th century attitudes toward installment buying and debt collection.
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Boston Transcript
Naval war chatter and comic mishearings headline
A fragmented clipping cites playful naval warfare banter and garbled phrases from multiple papers, mentioning schooners, a floral bell, a 3000 voice chorus, and a father figure surprised by a hat in a bemused excerpt. The mix includes references to the New York Press and Detroit Free Press as sources.
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New York Press
God Began Creating The World In Playful Dream
A quirky monologue by a narrator recalling Uncle Jack’s odd belief that God was a childlike creator who began the world from play. It blends fantasy with rural voice, noting God’s imagined youth, Satan’s mischief, and a playful Christmas twist as the world “made” itself.
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Jack
God
Santy Claus
Fragmented Observations and Political Quips
A jumble of dated opinions and snippets notes arrests and policy quibbles. References to dynamiting, Taft tariff, English and German politics, airships, and court cases mingle with humorous asides about divorce records and false teeth in a satirical, disjointed column.
The Single Tax What Is It Article No 6
Edmund Norton discusses taxation as essential to government noting that without tax revenue all branches and public services would suspend. He contrasts voluntary gifts with coercive collection and questions how shifting tax bases would alter behavior, concluding taxes fund government. He previews examining the "club" method of taxation.
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Edmund Norton
United States
Supreme Court
Congress
Army
Navy
Rockefeller
Morgan
Carnegie
America
Simple Excuse For Years Of Not Working
A courtroom exchange reveals a man admitting decades of idle work life. He defends himself by citing Dr Woods Hutchinson and claims four hours of daily work suffices, while acknowledging past harm from years of overtime and aiming to reverse it.
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Woods Hutchinson
Specialization gag as wife studies science in jest
A Washington Star quip contrasts a wife taking up scientific study with a Christmas shopping lull. The jokester notes halving the gift list and having not bought presents yet, while mirth centers on a buy allegist pun as season begins.
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Washington Star
Weary Questions Oil Tank Car Graft Threats
A dialogue between a pensioner and a bystander questions oil trust grafts and future political ambitions. The man declines oil company favors, offering only a nickel or his hat as security while asserting independence.
Puck Influences Willie-Oh and Walt Pegaa Debate
Fragmentary notes reflect a local dispute or discussion involving figures named Willie, Walt, and Puck. The garbled text suggests speculation about a Philis or Phillips topic and reactions from teachers or schools, but specifics remain unclear.
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Walt Pega
Puck
The Pie and the King A Rhyme from Puck
A satirical verse where Wise suggests a polling bargain counter to sway suffrage, and the four-and-twenty black birds in a pie are opened, prompting the king to suspect benzoate for soda as the cause. The birds offer no reply.
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Puck
Dentist Contradicts Client Over Bill After Grim Extraction
A humorous quarrel unfolds at a dentist’s chair where a patient protests a five dollar charge vs a promised one. The dentist defends the higher fee by noting the loud acoustics of the procedure and the crowd it drew, leaving the patient both disappointed and indignant.
Sure of Him Proposes Gift Sparks Christmas Plans
A Detroit Free Press item notes a woman is confident a man will propose as she plans to spend $15 on his Christmas gift, signaling a forthcoming engagement. The brief highlights intention and anticipation surrounding the couple.
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Detroit
Getting Off Easy in Eden Names Diseases
The playful verse imagines Adam completing the animal naming task and revealing pity for future generations who must name diseases. The quip by Puck hints at the ongoing burden of cataloging ailments for posterity.
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Adam
Garden of Eden
Puck
Man's Idea Prompting Theatre Question
A Chicago Record Herald fragment questions a play's value with remarks on a girl of eighteen and whether she should attend. The dialogue contrasts a skeptic view with a cautious allowance, framing a parental concern about theatre attendance.
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Chicago Record-Herald
Pfine
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