Scientists weigh kisses in a humorous column satire
A fragmented humor piece surveys weighty kisses from two milligrams for a forehead to five for lips, claiming a chiropractor hosts this report. It jokes about politics in Seattle port campaigns and profiles Fred Seixas as a veteran figure while poking fun at public figures and the idea of “former soldiers” in modern campaigning.
Out of the Mouths of Babes in a Humorous Tableaux
A collage of childlike mishearings and phrases shows Hazel and Dor arguing over perplexity fits and mispronounced terms. Elizabeth asks about stockings with a hole, while a mother corrects her daughter. Edward at dinner declines more pie then accepts a second slice.
Budget Bill Urged to Pass Before Congress Ends
The piece argues for swift passage of a pending budget bill in the final session, noting divided politics, lame duck dangers, and a Senate filibuster. It describes Treasury-led review, executive submission, and potential congressional changes, with independent auditing and an aim to curb wasteful expenditures. The piece urges prompt action to improve fiscal planning and reduce past 66th congress waste.
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Is Judge Winsor Too Old For Seattle School Board Seat
The 65 year old judge seeks another election to Seattle's unsalaried school board amid debate over age and usefulness. He cites 32 years in education including eight on the university regents and prior school director service. He defends his record of opposing illegitimate claims and urges voters to judge his future value. He points to rising school administration costs and the burden on taxpayers, arguing a need to curb expenses while maintaining educational quality.
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Inquiring Report: TODAY'S QUESTION How do you keep your health
Answers from Gould Hannum Greer Join Higher and others describe health routines. Gould walks golf gymnasium. Hannum eats one square meal a day and vents air. Greer keeps feet under the stove. Join and Higher rely on luck and long sleep due to night shifts.
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Chrysanthemums Through Ages Bloom In Style Across Nations
A historical overview traces chrysanthemums from Confucius era in China to Japan and Europe, noting 2500 years of cultivation. The piece highlights their rise in America with glowing colors, football-field displays, and widespread greenhouse production. It mentions the Greek name Itackia meaning golden flower and ends with a note on local architectural expense and a sign-off by R Winsor.
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Seattle historical questions and early city milestones
Questions cover Seattle governance and landmarks. They ask which present superior court judge served as mayor, the Alaska Yukon-Pacific Exposition year, and how many restaurants exist in Seattle, alongside historic notes on the Hoge building, Robbeson brewery, and early municipal rail lines.
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Prominent Yakima Democrat Dies at 62
Yakima lawyer and jurist bie, a longtime Democratic leader, died suddenly here last evening. He served as Yakima county superior court judge for ten years and retired in 1917. He had once run for the state supreme court bench.
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