Fragments of old ads and quips on health and life
The patchwork text surveys promotions and jokes from a bygone era. It mentions remedies like DeWitt’s Kidney and Blade and Orino Laxative, while lighter lines quote Emerson and Punch style humor about homesickness and a captain on an ocean liner.
A Lesson in Health and Dr New Discovery Ad
Philadelphia Inquirer letter from Lester M. Nelson of Naples Maine extols Dr New Discovery for coughs and lung issues. claims it guards throat health and prevents pneumonia with a reliable remedy, recommending trial bottles and sales by E T Whitehead Company.
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Lester M. Nelson
Naples
Maine
Dr. Kin
New Disco
E. T. Whitehead Company
Arug
Do You Love Me for Myself Alone Quote
A Newark Star quip frames a playful exchange about affection and motives, contrasting love for a person against family-linked larks. The brief, witty line riffs on social expectations and personal longing in a domestic joke tone.
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Newark Star
A Grand Family Medicine Praised by Fr. Conlan
Fr Frank Conlan of 436 Houston St New York extols Electric Bitters as a grand family medicine for dyspepsia and liver issues. He says it aids digestion purifies blood and restores vigor to weak infirm individuals of both sexes. Sold under guarantee at E T Whitehead Company drug store.
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Frank Conlan
Houston St
New York
E. T. Whitehead Company
Artist Brother Short In Town And Country Exchange
A brief dialogue features a tall speaker remarking on a tall person and noting that the brother, an artist, is short. The abashed reply confirms the common trait with a casual, urban newspaper tone.
Relief for Women by Mother Gray Cure
An advertisement from New York promotes Austra lias Lear a herbal remedy for women’s ailments. It claims to relieve weaknesses backache kidney bladder and urinary troubles. Sold at druggists or by mail for 50 cents with a free sample offer from The Mother Gray Company Lé Roy N Y.
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Mother Gray
New York
Lé Roy
White House Courtesy Across Presidencies
A compact history of presidential etiquette focusing on John Adams and Thomas Polk era courtesies. It notes Adams’s midnight judges pushing reception gaps and Jefferson’s inauguration, contrasted with Polk inviting rival Henry Clay to dine at the White House, praising Polk’s courteous example lifelong.
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John Adams
Jefferson
White House
Adams
Alexander K. MccClure
Polk
Times
Henry Clay
Clay
Jit
Penmanship of Authors and Their Handwriting Styles
London Tit Bits notes that Arthur Conan Doyle has superb clear handwriting while Pem berton excels in minute signatures. Frank T Bullen enjoys writing, Hall Caine writes plainly yet bored by it, and Mark Twain writes in bed. Weyman Barrie are good penmen, but Kerhahan’s small writing challenges him.
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London
Arthur Conan Doyle
Pemberton
Frank T. Bullen
Bullen
Hall Caine
F. T. Bullen
Mark Twin
Stanley Weyman
J. M. Barrie
Coulson Kerhahan
Maple sap yields about twenty three pounds sugar from single maple
A Sullivan County tree tapped at five points produced nearly twenty three pounds of sugar from thirty five pails of sap averaging three gallons per pail. The tree, two feet through at the butt, shows no harm from the flow and is the source of the large sugar return according to the Philadelphia Record.
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Philadelphia
Charles Halslander
Sullivan
Crow destroys thirteen pheasant eggs on farm nest
A group of boys in Rochester north of the village found a pheasant nest on Albert Haclett’s farm. They visited daily to watch the hen, counting thirteen eggs. Today a crow was found at the nest. after driving it away, all eggs were punctured and the contents sucked out, leaving only shells.
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Rochester Herald
Albert Haclett
There and Here in Advice and Maxims
A compact collection of aphorisms on risk and learning. The speaker urges embracing experience and effort, noting that money and marriage affect happiness, while personal effort and self-presentation shape outcomes. The text closes with the idea that others will handle remaining matters while one acts.
Buckien Arica Salve Wins at EB Drug Store
A fragment from the Philadelphia Inquirer notes Buckien Arica Salve as a top remedy sold under guarantee at EB T itchead Company's drug store. A gentleman questions stock of a brand, learns of its quality, and confirms he is the manufacturer.
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EB. Titchead Company
Philadelphia Inquirer
Cured Hemorrhages of The Lungs and Health Coffee Ad
A pasted column mixes medical claims and humorous quips. It touts Muiey’s Honey and Tar for lung relief and cautions against substitutes, then promotes Dr Shoop’s Health Coffee as a quick substitute made from grain and malt. It includes a courtroom quip and stock margin joke from Life magazine.
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M. Wood
Ind
T. Whitehead Co
The Almighty Dollar Phrase Origins Across Pages
The London Chronicle discusses who coined the phrase the almighty dollar. Washington Irving is named as originator in 1837 with later clarification that his tone was not irreverent. The term dollar traces to the thaler first coined in Joachimsthal Bohemia in the sixteenth century.
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The
London Chronicle
Washington Irving
Joachlimsthal
Bohemia
Let So One Beast Schoot and the Human Flaw
The passage argues that even great minds have limits and that all humans share a kernel of evil. It contends that noble character can reveal isolated depraved traits, revealing kinship with the broader, often cruel human race.
Equating Stock to Global Feats in Higher Mathematics
The Kansas City Journal reflects on ambitious figures by imagining all cattle shipped annually as a single cow grazing at the equator and her tail knocking icicles from Homer Hoch. It adds hogs slaughtered each year could dig the Panama Canal, with a squeal powerful enough to jar the aurora borealis.
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Kansas City Journal
Restorative claim ad seeks to cure tired nerves
An advertisement by N. K. Davis for Dr Shoop's Restorative promises rapid relief from fatigue and nervous exhaustion. It claims the tonic restores energy, appetite, and vigor within 48 hours and urges readers to test it, noting druggists and A. C. Peterson sell the product.
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A. C. Peterson
Best Pill Ever Sold Claims by Ingleside Customer
After suffering chronic indigestion for 15 years and spending over two hundred dollars, B. F. Ayscue of Ingleside N C says Dr King s New Life Pills have helped more than anything else. Sold under guarantee at E T Whitehead Company s drug store.
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Dr. King
B. F. Ayscue
Ingleside
N. C
E. T. Whitehead Company
Whittier's Simple Life and Lasting Fame
Washington Times profile of John Greenleaf Whittier notes his preference for a simple life away from Boston despite eventual wealth from Snowbound. It credits his principles and poetry as keys to enduring fame and influence among New England writers.
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Washington Times
Whittier
Boston
Haverhill Academy
New
Fatal self murder in Naples inquiry notes rebirth curiosity
A wealthy young man named Le andro Improza in Naples drank at a cafe, wrote notes, and shot himself in the breast with a revolver. His pocket letter spoke of metempsychosis, seeking rebirth as an animal, explaining the deed as an experiment to study life after death.
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Leandro Improza
Naples
Appie
Able for the Rest. Question on school whippings
In a brief Chicago News exchange, a visitor asks William if he was ever whipped at school. His father replies the only whippings were from the teacher, implying strict discipline in his schooling history.
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William
Chicago News
Ready Relief for Womb Troubles Cited as Cure
Mrs B C Hamlet of Tarrapin North Carolina reports lasting relief after using Dr Tardy Mannings Ladies Tear remedy for persistent womb ailments. She claims the cure was permanent and urges others to seek the treatment offered by George N Mumphord in Tille North Carolina.
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Tardy Manning
Wink-In Knockers Inside Homes in Olden Times
In a brief Chicago note, reference is made to Wink-In customs where exterior house knockers faded and inner knocker traditions prevailed, reflecting a shift in home hardware and social habit. The snippet conveys a quirky historical observation without full context.
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Chicago News
Foley's Honey and Tar Praised for Cough Cure
A.A. Herren of Finch Ark. writes that Foley's Honey and Tar is the best remedy for coughs colds and lung trouble claiming it cures consumption in early stages. He asserts no one using Foley's Honey and Tar remains unsatisfied. T Whitehead Co.
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E. T. Whitehead Co
A.A. Herren
Finch, Ark
Foley
T. Whitehead Co
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