Pride Has but Two Seasons
If the toothache doesn't worry a man it's because some other fellow has St. Pride has but two seasons a for ward spring and an early fall.
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Newspaper
Scandia Journal
Location
Scandia, Kansas, United States of America
Date
Sep 11, 1919
Page
8
If the toothache doesn't worry a man it's because some other fellow has St. Pride has but two seasons a for ward spring and an early fall.
An advertisement stresses that Bayer Tablets of Aspirin must bear the Bayer Cross to be genuine and safe. It urges buying unbroken Bayer packages with proper directions for relief from headache toothache earache neuralgia colds and pain and notes tin boxes of 12 tablets are inexpensive at drug stores with larger packages available.
In a playful dialogue Mrs Smiley jokes about preferring to host a dinner with friends, while husband Mr Smiley quips about not wanting to be brought home by companions after the meal. The banter showcases light humor in domestic life.
In summer appeal, an advertisement touts August Flower as a sovereign remedy for tired overworked stomachs. It claims to aid digestion, fermentation, sour stomach, headaches, and constipation by stimulating the liver and cleansing the intestines. Sold everywhere.
A brief comic exchange shows Benedict gloomily noting “she’s all right” while a balding man receives a flippant brag about superiority from a younger speaker, illustrating social dynamics and playful banter.
A patchwork of fragments on weather says rain gives way to sun. Recipes include Two Egg Sponge Cake and Sponge Drops with lemon, plus Potato Cake with mashed potato and spices. Stew with steak, onions, garlic, and tomato simmers then bakes. Also recipes for yeast, chutney, and olive oil pickles with tasting notes. Quotes from Aldrich and Gilder appear amid culinary tips.
Cookbook style page details cheese biscuits with grated cheese and quick bread dough, a sandwich filling with butter onion tomatoes and cheese, scrambled eggs with smoked halibut, Creole chicken in a fireless cooker, and a dainty dessert Red Raspberry Laco. It also describes fruit coupe freezes, Sardine Biscuits, and Corn Oysters with egg and cracker crumb batter.
Newfoundland marks Memorial Day on July 1 to honor war dead in a manner different from Canada. Next year the commemoration is planned earlier in the season. Cuticura ad promotes bath soap ointment and talcum for baby rashes and skin care. A wry line notes neighbors of a self-satisfied man are not always satisfied.
The director warns that birds have the right of way and that shooting birds from airplanes is unlawful under the federal migratory bird law. Reports claim towns along the Atlantic coast experienced dead bird showers as aviators encountered flocks.
Workers in oa gnine at Matelunda near San Luis Potosi Mexico discover a cave claimed as one of the republics largest. It lies over 800 feet below the mine level and 14 feet wide with unknown length. Explorers plan careful surveying and note a grotesque blue fountain that runs upstream, promising magnificence rivaling Mammoth Cave.
The department of agriculture voices strong opinion against house cats. It claims cats destroy more wild birds and young poultry than all natural enemies, fail to deter rats, spread disease, and do more harm than good.
Nell declares she would not marry the best man in the world. Belle retorts he wouldn’t ask her, underscoring playful social banter over a wedding.
A fragment hints at marital strain as a wife confronts a husband’s absence from home. The blunt line suggests frustration with a spouse’s behavior and the emotional distance in a troubled marriage.
The Wisconsin Magazine piece recalls the Potter Pryor duel challenge of 1860 in which John Fox Potter asked to duel Virginia congressman Rieger A Pryor with bowie knives at four feet. Pryor refused, sparking nationwide ridicule. The article notes knives and memorabilia displayed at the State Historical Society in Madison after Pryor’s death.
A humorous note describes Washington using fly paper on a horse’s fore legs to keep flies away. A client observes success by the flies stuck on the paper, while Washington jokes that the horse sometimes brings legs together and the paper sticks, needing separation.
An electric fan placed in an open doorway or window can quickly chase away flies and mosquitoes and likely scatter the mischiefs that make microbes.
The piece riffs on luck as a sugar coated bane for mental laziness. It suggests hardship turns to profit for undertakers, implying a grim paradox within everyday fortune.
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