Witty snippets on travel, food, and misfortune amuse
A collection of quips on Naples and Vesuvius, morality tales on wages of sin, and satirical remarks about agitators and polar news. The piece ends with a grim note on youth suicides and light, ironic comments about religion and science.
Chicago butcher fined for horseflesh sausage scandal
A Chicago butcher paid a $1,000 fine after selling sausage made from questionable horseflesh. Calls grow for improved horse breeding to prevent future quality issues. Crown Prince George of Servia may favor a democratic country over remaining king in a troublesome empire.
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Chicago
George of
Servia
Cuba Faces Its Future as a Steady Nation
A reflection on Cuba’s path to becoming a practical, businesslike country rather than an object of international attention. In New York a jilted girl, who loses her speech too late, highlights the missed chances of a once promising romance.
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Cuba
New York
Social whirl linked to nerves and tragedy
The passage states social whirl causes more nervous breakdowns melancholia and even self harm than hard work. It claims a moral lesson: those who overextend themselves may suffer severe consequences.
Polar expedition nears final miles to both poles
About 314 miles of frozen wastes remain to reach the poles. The arduous journey tests endurance as explorers push toward the extreme limits of their stamina in harsh conditions.
New Chinese Emperor Cries for Nurse in Bitter Irony
The new emperor, wielding wealth and power, laments day and night for the nurse who raised him, an anti climactic note to immense authority and rule.
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China
Psychotherapy in Churches Divides Health and Salvation
Rev Dr Leighton Parks argues psychotherapy in churches equates health with salvation. Others note some churches reject therapy yet neglect members' welfare in life beyond spiritual concerns. Health and salvation need not be viewed as conflicting.
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Leighton Parks
Deportation detainee offered leniency for escape attempt
A man held in a New York detention center under deportation order was promised leniency if he could saw his way out of jail. He is now reportedly working on the job, raising questions about bar strength and the integrity of his employer and the community’s interests in the test.
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New York
Western districts curb influx of consumptives seeking relief
The article notes Los Angeles delays in accepting the burden of caring for consumptives shipped there lacking funds while Denver already faced the issue. It states that climate is less important than fresh air and good food for recovery, and that movement of patients to the west and south has slowed as a result.
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Los Angeles
Denver
Grim Russian executions tally 1905 to 1909
Official figures show 3,319 condemnations to death and 1,435 executions in Russia from January 1, 1905, to January 1, 1909. The report suggests authorities pursued political offenses with severity amid turbulence and crime.
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Russia
Police Department of the Empire
Honest New York Plumber Stuns Court With Integrity
In a New York court a plumber testified after delivering an estimate he cut his own bill because the work cost less than expected. The anecdote draws a Diogenes like reaction, highlighting an honest worker among many.
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Diogenes
New York Court
Shakespeare
Impeachment Moves Against Two Missouri Judges
Rep Murphy announces formal impeachment charges will be filed against Federal Judges Philips and McPherson of Missouri Western District after the House adjourns He accuses them over Missouri rate cases and jeers at Attorney General Wickersham over a telegram from Frank Hagerman Both Rucker and Murphy press the issue urging decency in the judiciary.
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Washington, D. C
Philips and McPherson
Missouri
Murphy
Wickersham
Frank Hagerman
Hagerman
Rucker
Ricker
Philips
Congress of the
United States
Union
House
Judiciary Committee
Carrie D Knowles Crew in Venezuelan Prison?
An American seaman named Payne, an escaped prisoner from Venezuela, claims the Carrie D Knowles was seized at a Venezuelan port five years ago and its Captain Collin Stephenson and crew were detained. Kingstown authorities, convinced by Payne’s tale, have recorded his statement and launched an investigation.
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Kingstown
St. Vincent
B. Ww
Payne
The Soldier Loves Peace In Chicago Peace Congress
Gen Frederick Dent Grant closed three day peace congress in Chicago with a call that a strong navy and army sustain peace more than speeches. He said the soldier is the peace lover and that when in trouble soldiers fight to achieve peace.
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Chicago
Illinois
Peace Congress
Frederick Dent Grant
Department of the Lakes
Gen. Grant
Major Initiates Quo Warranto Against 16 Railroads
Missouri Attorney General Major filed quo warranto proceedings in the Missouri Supreme Court against 16 railroads for conspiring to fix passenger rates and for actually fixing and enforcing a rate combination for fresh fruit shipments in violation of state anti trust laws. An alternative writ was returnable June 1.
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Major
Jefferson City
Missouri Supreme Court
Missouri Bankers Convene 19th Annual State Meeting
Bankers from across Missouri gather in St. Joseph for the 19th annual convention of the state association. The opening session met in the city auditorium with welcomes from Mayor A P Clayton and J G Schneider, president of the local clearing house association.
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Missouri Bankers Meet
St. Joseph
Missouri
A. P. Clayton
J. G. Schneider
Clearing House Association
Missouri River Navigation Company Incorporation
A Kansas City firm filed in Pierre for state incorporation of the Missouri River Navigation Company. Headquarters are in Pierre with a capital of 5 900 000 dollars. The line will operate between Kansas City and Pierre with freight and passenger boats.
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A River Navigation Company
Pierre
S. D
Kansas City
Missouri River Navigation Company
Commodities Clause Upheld by U S Supreme Court
The U S Supreme Court ruled the commodities clause of the Hepburn railroad rate law constitutional. Justice White announced the decision, reversing a circuit court ruling and directing enforcement under the statute as currently construed, a construction favored by railroads over the DOJ.
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Washington, D. C
Supreme Court of the
United States
White
United States Circuit Court
Department of Justice
Do You Want to Be an Admiral
Representative Victor Murdock seeks a candidate in Kansas Eighth District to take the naval academy midshipman entrance exam. With vacancies unfilled due to missing or failed applicants, he urges qualified boys to apply before May 20.
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Washington, D. C
Victor Murdock
Kansas
Naval Academy
Ardmore Survives Storm Without Major Damage
Guthrie Oklahoma reports that Ardmore escaped loss of life and serious property damage after a Tuesday night storm. Wind disrupted wire communications for hours and rumors of destruction spread despite the town largely remaining intact.
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Ardmore
Guthrie
Missouri Bankers Elect Officers in St Joseph
The Missouri State Bankers association elected officers on Thursday with W. P. Hinton of Hannibal named president A Q O Wilson of St Louis elected vice president A H Waite of Joplin chosen treasurer and W Keyser of Sedalia named secretary.
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Missouri Bankers
St. Joseph
Missouri
Missouri State Bankers’ Association
W. P. Hinton
Hannibal
A. Q O. Wilson
St. Louis
A. H. Waite
Joplin
W. #. Keyser
Sedalia
Senate Retains Dingley Lead Ore Duty in Vote
Washington D C. Just before adjournment Friday the Senate fixed the duty on lead in lead ore at one and a half cents a pound matching the Dingley law and the House bill. Fifty three senators supported the duty including all Republicans and Hughes of Colorado McEnesy of Louisiana voted yes while nineteen Democratic senators voted against. The vote drew little opposition from low tariff Republicans and was not deemed significant.
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Washington, D. C
Senate
House
Hughes
Colorado
McEnesy
Louisiana
Country Life Convention Adopts Resolutions in Guthrie Flight
The Guthrie Oklahoma convention elected E. D. Cameron as president and A. C G Nelson of Utah as first vice president S C Cousin Texas as second vice president and H M Ferguson of Sherman Texas as secretary. Dallas Texas chosen as next meeting place. Resolutions endorsing the interstate commission on country life report were adopted.
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Country Life Convention
Guthrie
Oklahoma
E. D. Cameron
A. C G. Nelson
Utah
S. C. Cousin
Texas
H. M. Ferguson
Sherman
Dallas
Interstate Commission On
Country Life
Washington Breaks Navy Target Records at Magdalena Bay
Private advices to Col. N E Linsley show the armored cruiser Washington set new U S navy target records at Magdalena Bay. The Washington may win the Spokane trophy cup for best record if rules from last year apply, when it was won by The Tennessee.
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Washington
Spokane
N. E. Linsley
United States Navy
Magdalena Bay
Tennessee
Black Hand Tactics and Reform School Sentence in Wamego Case
A 14 year old crippled boy Willie Ashman was sent to the reform school in Westmoreland after being found guilty of writing blackmail letters to L A Leach president of the Wamego State Bank. He will remain until reaching majority.
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Wamego
Whitla
Willie Ashman
Reformatory
Westmoreland
L. AB. Leach
Wamego State Bank
Ashman
Bank charter grants accepted for Kansas banks
The state charter board approved incorporation papers Friday for several Kansas banks. Bazin State Bank Bazin capital 10000 Havensville State Bank Havensville 20000 Reno State Bank Hutchinson 25000 Wilmore State Bank Wilmore 10000 Rock County State Bank Woodston 20000 New Albany State Bank New Albany 10000 Gardner State Bank Gardner 10000.
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Kansas
Topeka
State Charter Board
Bazin State Bank
Bazin
Capital
Havensville State Bank
Havensville
Reno State Bank
Hutchinson
Wilmore State Bank
Wilmore
Rock County State Bank
Woodston
New Albany State Bank
New Albany
Gardner State Bank
Gardner
Kansas Club Women Elect Officers in Hutchinson
The State Federation of Women's clubs held its Friday election in Hutchinson Kansas naming officers Mrs C C Goddard Leavenworth president Mrs J I Hale La Crosse vice president Mrs Charles E Hall Hutchinson recording secretary Mrs A C Stech Independence treasurer Mrs Johnson Liberal auditor Mrs R P Murdock Wichita general federation secretary.
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Kansas Club
Hutchinson
Kansas
State Federation of Women's Clubs
C. C.goddard
Leavenworth
J. I. Hale
Ta Crosse
Charles E. Hall
A. C. Stech
Independence
Johnson
R. P. Murdock
Wichita
Legislature Criticizes Neglect of Liquor Question
In Little Rock a special message in the House Friday highlights the neglect of the legislature to submit the liquor question per the Democratic platform. Donaghey urges passage of a bill to trigger a special election before adjournment.
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Little Rock
Arkansas
Donaghey
Indictments Issued in Sugar Fraud Case in New York
Federal grand jury here Friday indicted Oliver Spitzer superintendent of the docks for the American Sugar Refining company in Brooklyn and six other employees. They are charged in a conspiracy tied to sugar underweighing frauds alleged in the government suit against the company.
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New York
Oliver Spitzer
American Sugar Refining Company
Brooklyn
Fire at Pioneer Nevada Destroys Main Street Block
A gasoline explosion at the Vienna Cafe in Pioneer Nevada started Friday afternoon at 1 o clock. The blast leveled the solid lines of buildings along both sides of Main Street for about a block and a half.
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Pioneer
New Goldfield
Nevada
Cubans Seek National Lottery Amid Debates
In Havana the house debated a national lottery bill with a likely Monday vote. The measure faces conservative opposition and a weakened position may influence passage.
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Havana
Cuba
House
Dusty Dodgework Gambit Stirs Local Barroom Talk
A terse local exchange features Dusty and Drather debating a short venture and rough handling of smoke. The exchange hints at a quick, stubborn stance and a preference for blunt talk in a saloon setting.
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Dusty
Eczema Struggles Plague Child in Humble Report
A short distress note details a boy covered in a crusted weeping eczema rash. Medical treatments listed in the account fail to improve his condition, highlighting ongoing suffering and scarce relief options.
Cure Achieved by Cuticura Remedies
A mother reports her son’s eczema cleared after using Cuticura Soap Ointment and Resolvent. She notes many physicians failed but saw improvement within weeks and full recovery in about two months. The endorsement cites George F. Lambert of Mahanoy City Pa and Potter Drug & Chem Boston as suppliers.
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George F. Lambert
West Centre St
Mahanoy City
Potter Drug & Chem, Corp
Sole Props
Boston
A Little Slip
Rev. Mr. Spicer enjoyed a new telephone for three days before church. He rose to announce the first hymn and, in a firm tone, urged the congregation to sing hymn six doubles, sing three.
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Mr. Spicer
Deafness Cure Claim By Constitutional Remedies
An advertisement asserts deafness stems from an inflamed Eustachian tube and cannot be cured by local applications. It offers a $100 reward for any case caused by catarrh not cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure, and promotes Hall's Family Pills for constipation.
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Hall
J. Cheney & CO
Toledo
Early Experiences
A humor vignette recalls a novice office boy answering a telephone for the first time. He hears the bell and shouts greeting, prompting a caller to reveal their number and then a grim punchline about being dead. The anecdote hinges on miscommunication and workplace manners.
Murine Marine Eye Remedy Ad Targets School Kids
An old ad touts Murine Marine Eye Remedy for irritated eyes from chalk dust and strain. It cites a New York City census showing 17 928 children needing eye care and promises soothing relief without harmful drugs. The copy stresses physician compounding, suggests use for infants, and notes a 60 cent price with free eye books from The Marine Eye Remedy Co of Chicago.
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New York City
The
Marine Eye Remedy Co
Chicago
Justice for the Consumer in Tariff Argument
Senator Sorghum argues that the tariff debate harms the consumer by shifting costs. The exchange reveals a claim that the consumer does not pay the tax, challenging the standard burden narrative. The remarks frame tariffs as a matter of economic fairness and time spent on rhetoric.
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Senator Sorghum
Pain and swelling ease with Hamlin's Wizard Oil
Pain and swelling usually stem from local cold or inflammation not internal trouble. A small amount of Hamlin's Wizard Oil is suggested to remove the irritation quickly.
Man boasted of self-control after anger left him speechless
A man reflects on how his temper cooled, turning to boast about his newfound restraint after being too angry to speak.
Lewis Factory ad hints at cigarette deal in Peoria Illinois
An aged ad fragment promotes Lewis' Factory in Peoria Illinois with a line about paying 10 cents for cigars not so good and mentions big tips for those who stand and wait. The text is fragmented and lacks clear event details.
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Lewis
Lewis’ Factory
Peoria
Ill
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