Scandia Journal Roundup of Notable Quips and Quirks
A collection of satirical notices and social blips from Scandia featuring remarks about pensions for newspaper men unresolved puzzles by Prof Arnold about women’s knees and royal heirs. Mentions include a Philadelphia kiss valued at 100, a New York Broadway loss of 8850, Ridgely general advice to bank cashiers, alcohol in smokeless powder, and a New York financier’s lavish expenditures.
Kansas City man fined for saying darn to police
A Kansas City resident was fined after saying darn to a policeman. The city has been active in drawing public attention with varied actions recently.
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Kansas City
Chicago judge rules milliner an artist for salary draw
A Chicago court ruling holds a milliner as an artist enabling her to collect a four week salary after completing a bonnet. The decision clarifies status and earnings rights for craftspeople in the period.
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Chicago
Edward’s Glove Fashion Sparks Hat Hope
The English king starts a trend by keeping the right hand gloved and critics wonder if he will unveil a 60 cent straw hat this year. The remark hints at evolving royal style and public interest in fashionable standards.
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Edward
Mae Wood Threatens to Publish Letters from Platt
Miss Mae Wood warns she will publish love letters said to be from Platt. The remark appears as a challenge to critics who claim never to have written such letters.
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Mae Wood
Platt
Massachusetts preachers attend farming class
Massachusetts preachers join a farming class amid a push to broaden rural outreach. An urgent call for expressive but blameless words for use when addressing local crowds is announced to guide sermons and public statements.
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Massachusetts
Beresford Suggests One Flag for Britain and U S
Lord Charles Beresford proposes a single flag for Great Britain and the United States. The Chicago Post notes approval if Mr. Bull favors the Stars and Stripes.
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Lord Charles Beresford
Great Britain
United States
Mr. Bull
Chicago Post
Whisky Not Property Says Kansas Supreme Court
The Kansas supreme court rules that whisky is not property in a notable decision, though John Barleycorn remains a potent figure as whisky’s fate and ownership are discussed amid legal language and period tone.
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Kansas Supreme Court
John — Barleycorn
Poets Cherish Strawberry Cake as Symbol of Genius
The piece notes that while cake can be made with alternatives, no great poet has shared their glory with any other kind. It highlights the enduring association of poetry with strawberries and celebrates the traditional flavor as the preferred emblem of literary brilliance.
Women as Census Enumerators Earned Value and Enjoyment
The Kansas City Journal notes The Boston Globe saying women served as census enumerators, valuing their work and enjoying the experience. The remark highlights civic contribution and positive sentiment from female workers in the census effort.
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The
Boston Globe
Kansas City Journal
Miss Corelli and Carnegie Money Stir Public Debate
The passage notes Marie Corelli as among few to question Mr. Carnegie's wealth. It suggests Carnegie may respond by saying his fortune stands above Corelli's temper and any implied stain, inviting events that heighten the dispute.
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Marie Corelli
Mr. Carnegie
Miss Corelli
California Man Claims Invention For 200 Mile Travel
A California man asserts he has perfected an invention enabling people to travel 200 miles on four wheels. He says the world needs an invention to keep things from getting on the track.
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California
Fragmentary Muse: Tiny Quips About Ambition and Luck
A scrambled clipping offers a garbled reflection on ambition and effort. The text hints at struggle, success, and the idea that waiting for fortune may be futile. The fragmented lines evoke a tired skepticism about measured gains and perseverance.
Prefatory note on strange incidents and psychical research
A prefatory remark explains the forthcoming pages as containing true strange incidents with conjectural details grounded in scientific fact, referencing the records of the Societies for Psychical Research and signed by Mary R. P. Halch.
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Societies For Psychical Research
Mary R. P. Halch
A Mysterious Journey Opens in Grove dale May
In Grove Dale New Hampshire in May 1879 Mr Hamilton plans a short trip with his wife and children at breakfast time. He leaves for a train while Constance watches from a tower room fearing unseen dangers. A mysterious woman at the Essex House hotel exchanges quick words with him before he departs.
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May
Grovedale
New Hampshire
Hamilton
Mr. Hamilton
Constance
Essex House
Mystery Drives Mrs. Hamilton to Investigate Husband
Mrs. Hamilton recalls eight years of marriage to Vane with yearly May trips kept secret. Enigmatic journeys, no clear reason or destination, fuel growing jealousy as she plans to learn more by visiting Mrs. Fry at the Essex House laundry. Perley and Clare remain with her while she probes the mystery.
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Constance
Vane
Tony
Hamilton
Carter
Grovedale
Boston
Clare
Perley
Mrs. Hamilton
Mamma
The Man Knows and A Woman's Silence
Dialogue contrasts male and female awareness in relationships with a sharp, humorous exchange about trust and perception. It features Mrs Crimsonbeak and Mr Crimsonbeak implying gendered certainty and suspicion in absence and presence.
Prefers a Heavy Tombstone for Dear Mother
Dialogue notes Mr Hanks and Mrs Hanks debating tombstone style for their mother. Mrs Hanks asks whether to choose elaborate or plain and Mr Hanks favors a heavy, substantial stone. The Cleveland Leader is referenced as the source.
Notable Milwaukee testimonial for Peruna cure
A Milwaukee reader reports severe headaches back pains and dizziness improving after using Peruna. The ad claims catarrh affects female organs as well and urges writing Dr Hartman in Columbus Ohio for free medical advice.
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Eleventh Street
Milwaukee
Wis
Peruna
Hartman
Hartman Sanitarium
Columbus
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