Weekend Roundup of Comment and Quips From Boston
A collection of humorous notices and opinions spans topics from politics to fashion. Mentions include Nicholas Longworth shopping for wigs, boxing gloves on football, sealskin costs rising, a Vermont gold mine find, and social calls in Germany. The piece notes Boston Globe wit about splitting infinitives and a Grand Army encampment set for Minneapolis beginning August 13.
Baron Struggles to Live on Forty Dollars a Week
A German baron laments he cannot subsist on $40 weekly, pondering whether a baronial life could be sustained with such an income if he applied himself.
Pettit's Error: Army Serves Nation Not Nation Serves Army
Col Pettit argues the nation exists to sustain the army, but the army exists to preserve the nation. He urges a reoriented view where military power supports national aims and citizens.
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Col. Pettit
Professor Warns Beans Soup Pancakes Harmful
A Chicago professor argues beans and soup lack wholesome value and pancakes add to the concern, a view noted by the Boston Globe. The claim centers on nutritional balance and digestibility in common meals.
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Chicago
Boston Globe
No man is worth a salary of 150000 a year
The passage argues that no individual in the country merits a 150000 annual salary and adds that much more could be said in support of the claim.
George Washington Letter Sells At Auction For 250
A letter written by George Washington sold recently for 250 dollars. The note humorously hints it would have been unlucky if Washington had relied on a typewriter.
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George Washington
George
Irish Audience Echoes McCarren Dynamite Remark
Said Pat McCarren of New York before an Irish audience I would put dynamite under London tonight and blow it off the face of the map. The remark sparked discussion about strong rhetoric and its reception among listeners.
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Pat McCarren
New York
London
Divorce sought from Capt Putnam Bradlee Strong
Fragmentary excerpt shows a figure named May Yo he seeking a divorce from Capt. Putnam Bradlee Strong. The text hints at dissatisfaction with supporting husbands and suggests an ongoing marital dispute. The source lacks clear dates or full names.
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Putnam Bradlee Strong
Pocketbooks Help the Poor If They Can Afford Them
President Eliot notes the rich have their handicaps but the poor would manage with pocketbooks if they could obtain them. The remark contrasts social classes and access to resources.
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Eliot
National Song Rumor About New Province Chorus Denied
A claim that a new province breaking from Russia will feature a chorus with the words Livoni-atl Livoni-at Swee-de-le-wee-bum Hi-rasa is not true. The report appears unfounded and lacks corroboration from official sources.
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Russia
Sollogub as Baltic dictator with uninspiring name
General Sollogub, newly named dictator of the Baltic provinces with supreme powers, is praised as a capable statesman but his name is noted as unremarkable and uninspiring.
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Sollogub
Baltic
President Corey Questions Stag Dinner Evidence
President Corey argues he was not the sole financier at a stag dinner party and suggests there may be substantial grounds to believe others shared the role. He asserts there is more to the matter than claimed and hints at supporting details.
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Corey
Bathhouse incident disputed by Miss Gilman
Miss Gilman calls the bathhouse incident greatly exaggerated and questions the status of several so called millionaires noting their wealth likely does not exceed 700 000 to 800 000 dollars each.
Buffalo woman remarks on marriage changing husband
A Buffalo woman recalls her husband’s shift from once weekly to daily drinking after eight years of marriage. She notes marriage can have a negative impact on some men.
Old New York law requires longhand testimony in oil cases
In New York the taking of testimony for Missouri suits to oust Standard Oil began in Henry Wollman’s office. Frank Rockefeller attended, and depositions may be filed in Kansas City and Missouri Supreme Court. An old New York law demands longhand writing. witnesses must wait while the commissioner reads questions. The process will take many days.
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New York
Standard Oil Company
Missouri
Henry Wollman
Broadway
Frank Rockefeller
Kansas
Frank ‘Rockefeller
John D. Rockefeller
William Rockefeller
Kansas City
Missouri Supreme Court
Frank Hagerman
Wollman
Judge Elliott
75 Year Old Murders Sister Then Kills Self
County investigators report Eliza Maursell aged 75 shot her sister Deborah then turned the gun on herself at a farm house near East Springfield, about fifteen miles west of Erie. Detective Frank Watson believes poverty and old age affected the women, leading to a deadly act.
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Erie
Springfield
Here
Frank Watson
Eliza Maursell
Deborah
Elizabeth
Territory reward chase over murder arrest sparks claims
The deputy marshal Bill Tilhma of Chandler demands the $500 territory reward for arresting and convicting Mrs. Sophronia Ames and Ben Jackson murderer Jim Woods. Claims also arise from John Ozman Sam Barteil and Shawnee Oklahoma City officials involved when Woods was captured. Woods, now serving life in Lansing Kansas, entered the Ames home at night and killed Mrs. Ames and Jackson. Miss Adelia Smith survived after a gunshot wound.
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Guthrie
Bill Tilhma
Chandler
Sophronia Ames
Ben Jackson
Stroud
John Ozman
Candian County
Sam Barteil
Oklahoma City
Shawnee’ Am
Jim Woods
Ferguson
Woods
Lansing
Kas
Ames
General Rodriguez Killed in Dominican Rebellion
Washington reports Dominican representative Mr. Joubert sent a cablegram announcing General Rodriguez was killed at Puerto Plata on Wednesday after three days of fighting. The country was reported quiet and officials hoped the situation would soon clear.
Bryan awards Philo Soerman Bennett prize at Bowdoin
Brunswick Maine William J Bryan has given a prize to Bowdoin College for the best essay on free government principles. The award is named the Philo Soerman Bennett prize.
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W. J. Bryan
Brunswick
William J. Bryan
Bowdoin College
Woman Kills Infant and Commits Suicide in Louisville
In Louisville Kentucky Mrs. Sallie Pollard, fearing she would go insane, killed her infant son and fatally wounded herself in a grim domestic tragedy.
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Louisville
Chicago Railroad Conductors Dinner Marks 29th Anniversary
Chicago Division No. 1 Order of Railway Conductors held its twenty ninth annual anniversary dinner in Drill hall Masonic temple with Presidents and high railroad officials as guests of honor. About 400 attendees heard letters read from President Roosevelt Vice President Fairbanks and Great Northern president James J Hill among others. The event stressed cooperation harmony and good fellowship between employer and employee.
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Chicago
Masonic
Temple
Chicago Division
Order of Railways
Roosevelt
Fairbanks
James J. Hii
The
Great Northern Railroad
Preparations for Possible Chinese Uprising In Asia
Washington reports growing hostility toward foreign interests in China. The Navy delays sending the Oregon home and plans to strengthen Asiatic forces. President intends two more battleships to join the squadron next spring. Secretary Taft orders reinforcements to the Philippines and immediate deployment of two infantry regiments and two artillery batteries, expected in Manila by March 1.
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Washington
Navy Department
Oregon
United States
Orient
Asiatic
Taft
Wood
Philippines
China
Manila
Morales Troops Repulsed in Puerto Plata Engagement
In Kingston Jamaica Gen Morales fugitive president and Gen Rodriguez clashed for seven hours at Puerto Plata with limited casualties. Rodriguez massed outside the town awaiting a second assault as Morales supporters within the city cause ongoing trouble from rooftops and windows.
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Kingston
Jamaica
Morales
Rodriguez
Puerto Plata
Transcontinental freight increases minimum carloads
New York reports the transcontinental freight committee raised the minimum loading of cars from Pacific coast to eastern points. Over ten years the dried fruit minimum rose from 4,000 to 50,000 pounds, with similar large percentage increases on other Pacific coast products.
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New York
Transcontinental Freight Committee
Pacific Coast
Points
Railroads Bend to FCC Rebates Pact
A committee of traffic managers from Eastern trunk lines has assured the Interstate Commerce Commission of railroad intent to comply with laws on rebates and special privileges. After a recent conference with the commission, the committee continued work to secure pledges toward adherence.
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Wilting
Washington
Interstate ‘Commerce Commission
The
Stormy Passage Delays Steamer Touraine Arrival
The Steamer Touraine arrived two days late in New York as a gale delayed the voyage. The storm flooded the cabins due to rough seas and giant waves.
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New York
Touraine
Great Soag
Tragic Murder-Suicide Shocks Family
In a fatal case linked to jealousy, a 25 year old husband killed his wife Mrs. William Good, aged 15, then took his own life. The motive cited as jealousy and domestic strife.
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Dukh
William Goodnight
Judge Paynter Nominated for U.S. Senate
FRANKFORT KY Judge Thomas H Paynter was nominated for United States senator on the first wallet Tuesday night.
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Paynter
Frankfort
Thomas H. Paynter
United States
Telegraphic Briefs From Across The Nation
A roundup reports Samuel Husted of Waterloo Iowa killed by an Illinois Central train. Governor Herrick pardons Leonard Kitzelman after 23 years for second degree murder. Balloonist M Marcillac plans a Spitzbergen start with wireless gear and an electric motor for 200 hours. Byron White of London reports a $5000 robbery on a Wabash line. Frank Bonner, major leaguer, dies of blood poisoning at 41. US artillery battery marches 1000 miles to Fort Sam Houston. Burlington railroad indicted on rebates. bonds set at $5000. Carnegie to winter in Dungeness. coronation notary Jessie Johnson, 14, in Indiana. Bob Fitzsimmons receives Roosevelt’s kind letter after defeat. Horace Eagle flies 800 feet from water works to Erie and Robery streets. Ohio lobbyist crackdown order. Foss calls for Americanizing US consulate service and salaried positions.
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M. Marcillac
North Pole
Spitzbergen
Byron R. White
London
Thomas R. White
Kansas City
Detroit
Frank Bonner
Quinsy
Baltimore Orioles
United States Field Artillery
Fort Sam Houston
Texas
Fort Riley
Austin
Chicago, Burlington & Quincy Railroad
Darius Miller
Claude G. Burnham
Federal Grand
Bethea
Andrew Carnegie
Pittsburg
Dungeness
Lucy Carnegie
Indiana
United States
Jessie Johnson
Julius Johnson
Kokomo
Johnson
Hanly
C. B. Moon
Bob Fitzsimmons
San Francisco
Cal
Roosevelt
Fitz
Jack O’brien
Horace B. Eagle
Chicago
Chicago Avenue Water Works
Erie
Robery Streets
Eagle
Thompson
Ohio House of Representatives
General Assembly
Herrick
George Edmund Foss
Aml
Miraculous Cure by Cuticura for Infant Eczema
A parent recounts a six month old boy suffering severe eczema with crusts over the mouth eyes and body. After unsuccessful doctor visits the family used Cuticura Soap Ointment and Resolvent and by ten weeks the child was well with clear skin. F Hobrath president of C L Hobrath Co. South Bethlehem Pa June 6 1905.
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Europe
F. Hobrath
C. L
Senator Bacon Wears Tiny Lapel Watch in Europe Return
Georgia Senator Augustus O. Bacon, back from Europe, wears a minuscule watch on his lapel to fend off tedious interviewers. The contraption, not bigger than a thumb, is delicate yet keeps good time and signals Senator Bacon’s willingness to cut conversations short with a glance at the ticking device.
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Augustus O. Bacon
Georgia
Europe
Senator Bacon
Behring Cure Claim Sparks Controversy
Dr. Carl Von Ruck of Asheville disputes Dr. Emi Von Behring of Germany over the tuberculosis cure. He says he first used the treatment and informed Behring in 1902 at Marburg, sent reports, but received no credit.
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Carl von Ruck
Asheville
Emi von Behring
Germany
von Ruck
von Behring
Behring
Marburg
Hanks with a roar headline from Chicago Tribune
The fragment shows a Chicago Tribune headline quoting a fiery line about Hanks. It preserves a lively period voice and headlines style despite OCR gaps. The readable text emphasizes a spirited critique or remark linked to Hanks and a roaring stance.
Postum touted as coffee substitute reversing headaches chills
A Denver reader credits Postum Food Coffee with ending years of chills fever headaches and indigestion caused by coffee. She reports sustained relief for over three months after quitting coffee and warns others to avoid coffee or tea. Her daughter also stops coffee and sees memory and health improvements. The ad claims Postum cures liver congestion and urges replacing coffee with Postum.
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Denver
Postum
Postum’ Co
Battle Creek
Mich
Wellvills
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