Look the Other Way Says New York Press
A spoof urging readers to stop overmonitoring their sons. It warns many fathers terrorize their late sons by watching too much and advises giving him space and privacy to avoid harming his wellbeing.
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Newspaper
San Antonio Sunday Light
Location
San Antonio, Texas, United States of America
Date
Dec 29, 1901
Page
4
A spoof urging readers to stop overmonitoring their sons. It warns many fathers terrorize their late sons by watching too much and advises giving him space and privacy to avoid harming his wellbeing.
Greenville along with George Launden of Tate Florida are listed as guests of the Bexar in a society note. The item records their attendance and hosting status at the event.
The tale explains how a girl’s grave goods under a tile atop a basket were encircled by acanthus leaves sprouting in spring. Exallimachos observed the growing form and conceived the Corinthian capital. Vitruvius recounts this origin from 1900 years ago.
A Virginia tour stop at Petersburg featured Couldock’s company performing The Chimney Corner. The audience remained unmoved, neither laughing nor crying, while Couldock grew furious at the end, denouncing the crowd as he declared the final lines.
A well known Scotch meemster takes up golf and, despite steady practice, fails to pass the tyre stages. His casual exclamations reveal a perturbed spirit as he battles a stubborn gutta percha on the tee and contemplates giving up the game.
The bone luz or resurrection bone is described as the incorruptible bone at the spine’s end. Rabbis taught it could seed the body at resurrection and Hadrian’s challenge supposedly proved its existence. It withstood attempts to destroy it, including fire boiling water and hammering, leaving a lasting reverence reflected in its name.
The piece explains crabs and lobsters have a large claw for crushing and a small cutting claw. It suggests these claws serve both feeding and combat roles and that the powerful claws are used in fights as much as in eating the soft food they prefer.
A fragment describes a doctor of divinity spoofing biblical phrases with elaborate paraphrase. It also notes the adage The more the merrier rendered as Multitudinous assemblages are the most provocative of eachinnatory hilarity.
In a colloquial Washington Star snippet, Mr Erastus Pinkley and Miss Miami Brown debate Noahs Ark, suggesting questions about the number of each animal and imagining extra supplies like pork and chickens amid the boat’s loading dynamics. The dialogue reflects regional dialect and playful speculation.
Fragmentary OCR item mentions Aiken 8 C and La Grange with unclear locations and names, lacking verifiable actions or outcomes.
Lieutenant von Edelsheim outlines a German invasion theory to seize American seaports and paralyze trade. He argues the U S regulars and militia are weak, and a landings campaign could be staged from coastal points with limited forces. He notes Germany alone has transport power for such an operation.
The Kicker spoofs legal suits by libel defense and recounts town antics in Givenham Gulch. Major George Scott and ex Judge Truesdale fired six shots at the post office. the mayor allegedly shot Alderman Skinner in Chicago reports are debunked. John Shine returns after three months in New Mexico amid vigilance committee tales.
A terse local report lists junior Kuykembale of DetRio as among several youths tied to a case in Navebibe. Officials allege involvement at a Dunviherm location, with details still developing.
A rehearsal scene features a hero calling a newcomer villain with a flourish. The heavy complains only to ask if the insult is part of the role or a directive from the stage manager.
In a Brooklyn Eagle note, Willie Boerum explains he stayed after school due to a spelling error in his excuse letter, prompting a parental scolding over the two words miswritten and the teacher’s belief he authored it.
An old man notes John at home can speak Greek Latin French and German and wonders what he will learn next. The exchange ends with the joke that John is about to learn English.
Gus de Smythe jokes about squeaky footwear while Johnny defends his gear and attire as unrelated to superstition in a compact exchange from a casual reading segment.
Indianap olis News notes a decline in bicycle riders with fewer bicycles in use and shifting trends leaving streets quieter. The piece hints at economic or social factors affecting cycling and public interest over time.
A garbled early 20th century style dialogue reports health concerns and a light scene of travel or illness. Smaggs claims sickness while BeGar asks about health. The fragment hints at a local newspaper voice with foreign language touches and a chaotic exchange.
Fragmentary OCR lists scattered names and titles with unclear context including Rogea Miller, Mita Tahe, Teather, Hawley, Robert, and Sieur references, offering no clear event or outcome to summarize. Unable to determine a definitive news item from the readable text.
The board observed tests on the Gathmann gun at Sandy Hook with a 500 pound sand substitute and a regular shell. The service shell with 20 pounds of maximize and smokeless powder shattered a target at four miles, while Gathmann claims his device would flood a battleship through water and open up large hull areas. He asserts three shots proved detonation and damage, and predicts future warfare will favor high explosives and long range safety.
Fragmentary OCR note mentions a sister and an address but provides no clear event or context for a proper news item. No identifiable persons, organizations, dates, or locations can be confirmed for a concise summary.
A schoolyard tale unfolds as Brown and Jones woo Mary Ann by a golf links scene. Mary Ann chooses Brown for love while declaring the other suitor lacks the depth of yearning she desired.
In a wry Chicago News note, Cardlesa jokes that Aunt Jane-Ezra should tell her mother the portrait of Uncle Mam has arrived but the artist painted it upside down.
A rowdy exchange unfolds as Willie teases a rich old widow by claiming one of her legs is wooden. The widow responds sharply, asking him to run away, while he disparages a supposed remark about marriage and mortality.
In dialogue between Mrs. Torkins and Charley, she questions his hunting trip and hints she sensed his night-time talk about long shots while he denies going to the races. Wash notes are woven into the exchange.
Tess reveals to Miss Sharpe that someone said the sewing circle is too full of stupid nobodies. Jess asks what was said and Tess explains Sharpe answered there is always room for one more.
A woman at the back door greets Weary Willie with disbelief, saying she thought he was dead. He replies he survived, joking that he did not eat the pie from his last visit.
The Chicago Record Herald recounts a quip where a senator, asked if he has ever been caricatured, replies that artists always picture his face as it is, noting his long service dating back to the 1850s.
Noah cautions Ham about limits on the ark as Thanksgiving nears. He notes only two turkeys remain and urges restraint for the present, in a measured, kinship tone.
A fragment from the Cincinnati Enquirer shows a sleepy narrator and a domestic dispute line about a butcher’s bill, reflecting a tense daily life moment and dialogue cues.
A brief cartoonish quip contrasts Turkish and American shopping habits with a punchline about polygamy. The Chicago Post quote implies cultural differences in leisure and commerce without naming individuals or events.
A brief witty exchange from the Detroit Free Press features a refined tramp and a mistress. The tramp refuses menial work while maintaining dignity in a sharp social moment.
A brief item notes the daughters of Lady Sneerwell have achieved success in music. The remarks reflect an exchange about the daughters' talents and progress.
A fragment notes a man named Motfamdy aiding his brother at a home on Pine Street. Olive is mentioned as a location or person, with city aid implied in the terse read.
The Kansas apple king, Judge Fred Wellhouse, manages 1,240 acres producing around 60,000 bushels this year, with profits near 25,000 dollars. His orchards span Osage and Leavenworth counties, and he emphasizes careful picking, disease control, and pest management to sustain prolific yields.
D. Wooty of the St. Louis Hardware Company is a guest at the Menger hotel. Mr. ad Ming A Wuheerl of Chicago is stopping there as well.
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