Quips and Quotations Rend the Newspaper Page
A jumble of quotes and captions from various sources lines a cluttered page. Narrative threads include jokes about laws and independence, snatches from magazines, and comedic dialogue about merchants, shoppers, and a ferry conductor.
Prodigal Son Tale Sparks Classroom Humor
A Pittston Gazette quip and a Washington Star joke show children misnaming biblical figures and a teacher punning on geography. The exchange features a boy aiming to become an explorer, seeking broad observations over minute accuracy.
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Tommy
Washington Star
Peculiar beliefs debunked across history and science
A column surveys long standing myths from weather and medicine to diving gear and drowning tales. It debunks notions about cats suffocating babies, steam, pendulums, and legends of famous heroes, while tracing the evolution of diving apparatus and the Taylor diving dress.
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New York
Livening Post
Materia Medica
Wellington
Waterloo
Dick Wellington
London
Willam Tell
Horatius
Lady Godiva
Brooklyn Bridge
Dereen
Reese
Time Freight and the Wanderings of Freight Cars
The article discusses time freight where knowing each car’s location on busy lines matters for efficiency. It notes freight cars move between lines and cities and are tracked by telegraph and records, highlighting the modern need to monitor car location every few hours.
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OM & Atork Brokers Office
Hole
Varalah
Chicago
Omaha
Bess
Jacksonville
Spokane
Wash
Phoonts
Art
Augvata
United States
Sina
Diver's valve remains key in early deep diving armor
The article notes that even with modern improvements to diving armor the exhaust valve remains essentially unchanged since its original design. It references Mr. Taylor's patent and presents an illustration from Scientific American.
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William Hanais Taylor
Smeaton
Taylor
Scientific American
American elected mayor of Porto Velho in Brazil election prank
Five American railroad planners in Brazil simulate an election at Porto Velho selecting Thomas F. Murphy as mayor with pasteboard ballots. Natives vote, Murphy wins by apparent regular vote, sparking local unrest as the group departs after two years laying out the Madeira Morrow route.
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Thomaston
New York Telegram
Booth America
Booth
Clement
Thomas W. Murphy
Lofiin J. White
Joe” Civeenheim
W. Gerald Cooper
Fred Bechmidt
Brazil
Madeira
Amazon
Porto Velhe
Gugenheim
Thomas F. Murphy
Porto Velho
Reid
Brasil
Wally
Murphy
Rattleapake
Tt Paters
Famous Men Who Never Married
A Detroit Journal clipping lists notable single men across eras with brief lines caricaturing social life and wit. It cites figures from statesmen to artists such as Hobbes, Newton, Smith, Kant, Leibniz, Voltaire, da Vinci, Turner, Handel, Beethoven, and Meyerbeer.
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Isase Newton
Thomas Hobbes
Adam Smith
Chamfort
Gasswadi
Galilei
Descartes
Spinoza
Locke
Kant
Bishop Muller
Bayle
Leibnits
Hume
Gibbon
Macauley
Buckle
Pitt
Charles James
Trustful Woman and the Tax Rush in April Fanfare
A quip filled item references a town missing man for two years and a returning tale of sitting up with a sick friend. The tale shifts to humor about Weir taxes and April duty as a character named Dinguss riffs on unpaid taxes and family banter.
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Mora
Nora
Cleveland
Herald
Frenay
Dinguss
Hhad
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