Observer snippets of humor and quips from Baltimore Sun
A string of short items from The Observer highlights playful sayings about apple dumplings, a Western college awarding a B S to a woman, and a Denver man sued for hats. It notes Teddy Jr earning 13 cents and riffs on prices for kissing, all with a light, satirical tone.
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Baltimore Sun
Teddy, Jr
American firm opens $20 million Berlin department store
A major American enterprise has launched a Berlin branch of a $20 million department store project. The move signals growing U S investment in postwar German retail as executives aim to capitalize on Berlin’s expanding market presence.
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Berlin
Small European States Contemplate Republics Amid Swiss Calm
The remark notes that Switzerland’s stability may inspire neighboring nations to consider republican moves. It suggests several small European states could test the republic model as a response to tranquil conditions in Switzerland.
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Switzerland
Forest Society urged to curb access to matches
The Forest Preservation Society proposes actions to make it harder for reckless individuals to obtain matches, aiming to reduce fire hazards and promote public safety.
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Forest Preservation Society
Wisprints Look Funnier in Other Papers Says Editor
The Ohio State Journal comments that wisprints appear funnier in other newspapers while noting they seem ten times larger in the editor's own paper.
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Ohio State Journal
Crown Princess Made a Colonel in Imperial Army
The Crown Princess of Germany has been made a colonel in the imperial army where her husband serves as a major. The move is seen as diminishing him to a minor role within the service.
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Germany
Chicago man Faces Six Bankruptcy Filings in Nine Years
A Chicago man is accused of filing six petitions in bankruptcy over nine years. He allegedly showed gross carelessness by failing to file some petitions in alternate courts, raising questions about his diligence and approach to the proceedings.
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Chicago
Berlin Doctor Hints Giraffe Diet for Men
A Berlin doctor suggests men could benefit from studying the giraffe’s eating. he notes the animal chews each mouthful about 117 times before swallowing, drawing contrast with the giraffe’s long neck.
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Berlin
Turkey’s Rise Aims at Clean Image Through Soap Import
Turkey imported 6006000 pounds of soap last year as it seeks a cleaner national image, with officials stating renewed hygiene efforts reflect a modern phase. The move aligns with broader modernization aims and gains attention from international observers.
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Turkey
Eastern college game leaves seventeen players unconscious
After a football match between two Eastern college teams, seventeen players were knocked unconscious. The report contrasts this sports violence with public anxiety over Balkan war dangers.
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Eastern Colleges
Balkans
King Edward clears debts from Prince of Wales period
The article notes that King Edward has repaid all debts incurred during his time as Prince of Wales praising his financial responsibility while acknowledging his lifelong job and salary as the means.
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Edward
Prince of Wales
Ship-shape shop aids bachelors in New York
A bright woman runs a ship-shape New York shop where bachelors have their clothes mended at low cost and in a way reminiscent of mothers. If the workers manage well the shop, many may land husbands soon.
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New York
Springfield Riots Echo Historic Irony Over Lincoln Tomb
A description recalls riots near Abraham Lincoln's tomb in Springfield Illinois linking past racial clashes to modern unrest and noting a medieval parallel in Jerusalem over sacred sites.
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Abraham Lincoln
Springfield
Jerusalem
Newport Ministers Union urges cautious remarriage stance
A New York Times letter from the Newport Rhode Island Ministers' Union president and secretary says many ministers refuse to marry divorced persons and may vary on exceptions but generally take a firm stand against easy remarriage. The letter emphasizes moral grounds over legal, urging high standards in marriage decisions.
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The
New York Times
Newport
R. I.) Ministers’ Union
Speedmania to be treated as lunacy says World
The New York World favors recognizing speedmania as lunacy and prosecuting speed maniacs as lunatics. It argues such behavior shows mental derangement comparable to paranoia and should be handled by lunacy commissions, noting the unchecked acts of those who scatter money or throw dishes reveal a need to test sanity.
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New York World
Hoosierisms New Paper for South Bend and Local Notes
Rumor cites a third daily entering South Bend. Powder allegedly placed in fuel destroyed the home of Austin Funk in Warsaw. A six week old child abandoned at David Foutz's doorstep in Wabash shows wealth. Indiana Odd Fellows elected J. M. Stipp and W. H. Leedy to grand offices. Mayor Riley of Linton hints at publicizing names of those who will whip him after his term. Rosebud mine lawsuits totaling over $100,000 seek trial in Greencastle regarding the 1906 explosion that killed two and injured twenty.
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David Foutz
Wabash
C. C. Riley
Linton
Rosebud
Seeleyville
Greencastle
Forest Fires Threaten Brown County Area
A forest fire started by hunters swept through western Brown County burning over 1000 acres. Local fire crews fought the blaze as winds pushed flames across wooded terrain and threaten nearby properties. No injuries reported as containment efforts continued.
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Brown County
Man Burns $100 Bill to Show Wealth in Miami County
James Means of Miami County mocked wealth by tearing a $100 bill and tossing the pieces into a fire to impress friends. The act drew attention as a display of financial bravado within the community.
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James Means
Miami County
Well No 13 Brings 100 Barrel Daily Flow Near Hartford City
Verne Harner drills a lease near Hartford City and completes Well No 13. The well was shot and now flows naturally at about 100 barrels per day, signaling a productive strike.
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Verne Harner
Hartford City
Cat club formed in Indianapolis to develop cat beauty and intelligence
A limited membership cat club has been organized in Indianapolis. Its aim is to influence all members toward the highest development of the beauty, usefulness, and intelligence of the cat.
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Indianapolis
Richmond man named in street assault case after 25 years
William Baldwin, once a boy chastised by his teacher, recounts a street assault by Robert Gamble on a Richmond street twenty five years later. Gamble was heavily fined. Baldwin is now 72 years old.
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Wm. Baldwin
Robert Gamble
Richmond
Baldwin
Gamble
Dunkard Colony planned by Indiana preacher in California
The Rev. Lee Winkleblock of Hartford City plans to start a Dunkard colony in Empire California Stanislaus County. A 1200 acre tract at the head of the San Joaquin Valley has been secured for the settlement.
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Lee Winkleblock
Hartford City
Indiana
Empire
Stanislaus County
California
San Joaquin Valley
State Board renews diphtheria fight with statewide circulars
The State Board of Health renews its fight against diphtheria by sending broadcasts across the state. Circu lars provide instructions on prevention diagnosis and treatment of the disease.
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State Board of Health
Greensburg Man Ships Chickens to Cape Town Africa
Fred Styers of Greensburg shipped three Columbia Wyandotte chickens to R. W. Hazell in Cape Town Africa. The sale price for the trio exceeded 150 dollars.
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Fred Styers
Greensburg
R. W. Hazell
Cape Town
Africa
Woman Mistakes Laudanum For Medicine, Dies At Home
Mrs. Andrew Sarber of a Warsaw area farm mistaken laudanum for medicine and died within an hour after consuming a considerable quantity.
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Andrew Sarber
Warsaw
Retired South Bend businessman held on threat letters
John Wagner, a former South Bend businessman, was arrested on a charge of sending threatening letters to prominent residents. Fifteen people received death threats by special delivery, prompting the arrest.
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John Wagner
South Bend
Newspapers Called to Help Fight Diphtheria in Indiana
Dr. J. N. Hurty, secretary of the State Board of Health, appeals to Indiana newspapers to aid in training the public on the best methods to handle the diphtheria situation amid rising cases and deaths.
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J. N. Hurty
State Board of Health
Indiana
Large Indiana horticulturists meeting planned for December
The Indiana Horticultural Society arranges what may be its largest meeting in history. The winter session will convene at the State House on December 2 and 3. Topics include major current problems and proposed remedies for eradication of evils facing horticulturists.
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Indiana Horticultural Society
State House
Great Power Plant Projected
Five men led by J. W. Broady of Indianapolis visited Sullivan to examine the coal situation and conditions as they seek a site for an electric power generation plant. The group represents major central Indiana interests and aims to transmit power to Indianapolis Anderson Crawfordsville Marion and New Castle.
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J. W. Broady
Indianapolis
Sullivan
Indiana
Anderson
Crawfordsville
Marion
Newcastle
Hendricks County Landowners Form Three-Year Game Preserve
Fifty land owners in Hendricks County sign an agreement to set aside more than 5,000 acres north of Danville as a game preserve with no hunting for three years. The pact unites local property holders to protect wildlife and habitats on a large stretch of countryside.
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Hendricks County
Danville
Miners in a Mix-Up Turned Fatal in Booneville
Howard Littlepage a miner shot John Wagner five times after an argument over a grudge in Booneville. Wagner was slashing him with a knife when the shooting occurred.
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Howard Littlepage
John Wagner
Booneville
Wagner
Woman Fires Buckshot at Ex-Recorder After Rabbit Killing
Mrs. Severs of near Logansport shot at Charles A. Shaff, former Cass county recorder, as he bent to pick up a dead rabbit on her farm. He was not injured.
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Charles A. Shaff
Cass County
Tragical Wagon Fire Kills Mrs Jennie Smith
Mrs Jennie Smith burned to death in a wagon near Mr Vernon while riding home with her husband. She sat on straw in the wagon bed and a lit match dropped into the straw by accident after Mr Smith struck a pipe light.
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Jennie Smith
Vernon
Long brothers jailed for Montana night riding killing feud
Walter Long once a Wabash farmer and his brother Milo Long were sentenced in Culbertson Montana to thirty five and thirteen years respectively for heading a night-riding gang and shooting John Hayes and his daughter during a feud over a contested mining claim two years earlier in Montana.
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Walter Long
Culbertson
Mont
Milo Long
John Hayes
Montana
Grace April Leads Ripley County Fair Nimrods
Miss Grace April of Ripley County shoots ten rabbits in one day after training since childhood. She hunts without a dog using a single-barreled breech-loader and does not shoot quail, calling them cute-perfect little dears.
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Grace April
Ripley
Almost A Merry Widow Tragedy Hat Blocks View
Miss Pearl Aschellman of Auburn and her escort F. P. Bradley were struck by a street car when her large Merry Widow hat blocked their view. They were carried 100 feet on the fender but returned home an hour later.
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Miss Pearl Aschellman
Auburn
F. P. Bradley
Tried to Be a Cow Puncher Branded Cows, 16, Arrested
William Talbert, aged 16, is under arrest in Evansville on an accusation by Mrs. Henry James that he cut crosses on her cows with a jack-knife. He explained his branding was practice for becoming a cowboy after reading Wild West stories.
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William Talbert
Evansville
Henry James
Willie
West Baden Girls Embrace Opportune Opossum Hunt Fun
Prominent young women of West Baden enjoy a daytime opossum and raccoon hunt with male companions. Men climb trees to shake game loose while the girls stand below, then host a feast after the catch with the hunting party.
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West Baden
Mrs. Moore Holds the Fort In State Statistician Row
Newly elected state statistician J. L. Peetz demanded the office from Mrs. Mary Stubbs Moore, who Gov. Hanly had appointed after her father’s death. Moore says she will keep the post until Jan 1, arguing the law does not apply as she has qualified by commission. Peetz received his commission and assumed the office this week.
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J. L. Peetz
State Statistician
Mary Stubbs Moore
Moore
Hanly
Peetz
Lovers Before Civil War Wedding Rekindles Old Love
In Greenfield John H. Scott of Carthage and Mrs Emma Munden wed after a long revival of a past romance. He is seventy nine and she seventy two. They had once been sweethearts over fifty years ago before the Civil War, when he served until severe wounds interrupted their union. After years apart and her marriage to Isaiah Munden, Mr Munden’s death allowed their old affection to resume, producing the recent marriage.
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Greenfield
John H. Scott
Carthage
Emma Munden
Mr. Scott
Isaiah Munden
Mr. Munden
Paris Fashion Hints pattern list for misses age 13 to 17
The Paris fashion notes detail several misses styles including tucked shirt waists with various sleeves and closures, a shirt waist suit with a plaited skirt, a yoke waist trimmed with lace, and a tucked jumper worn with guimpe. Also included is a center fashion design pattern 12x12 inches and a request for ten cents with pattern No and address.
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Batiste
Sarah
The Newspaper Guy by Benjamin Scoville
A lyric vignette contrasts a newspaper man with cops, fire fighters, and a mysterious gate of gold. The speaker recalls the journeyman who chases crooks, defies police, and travels through doors while the public gaze labels him merely a newspaper guy.
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Peter
Benjamin Scoville
Her Blushes Were Hidden at the Long Branch Show
Alfred G. Vanderbilt commented on a Newport scene during a Long Branch horse show. He described a bold fashion moment where a young woman wore a daring sheath skirt paired with a thick double veil, sparking talk about modesty and style.
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Alfred G. Vanderbilt
Long Branch
Bsaill
Newport
The Saddest Slavery Is That Of Being Ruled By Pleasure
A reflective line asserts that true enslavement lies in surrendering to personal desires rather than external chains. It emphasizes inner mastery and discipline as path to freedom.
The Sins We Wink At Today Are The Ones We Wed Tomorrow
A reflective piece argues that minor today misconduct sets patterns that shape tomorrow's choices. The author warns readers to confront small wrongs before they compound.
Cowardice of a Mob Across America and the Old West
A narrative recounts mobs in Maine Kentucky Mississippi and New Orleans and the brave acts of sheriffs deputies and individuals who stood against lynch mobs. It cites James M Gibson Pat Henry Charley Searles Wild Bill McLaurin Senator McLaurin and Mayor Parker as figures showing courage against crowd violence.
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Maine
Kentucky
Vicksburg
James M. Gibson
Gibson
Birmingham
Senator McLaurin
Smith County
Mississippi
New Orleans
Hennessey
Canal Street
Parker
Palace
Texas
Sweetwater
Schiefflin & Guillot
Ward
Robert Sims
Choctaw County
Alabama
Sims
Mobile
Harrison County
Indiana
E. A. Burke
Manchase
Chattanooga Times
Curious Eggs Cure Actors Says Yonkers Paper
A wry exchange notes that eggs cured a man of the delusion that he was an actor. The Yonkers Statesman quotes Miss Sue Breete stating she knew eggs could cure someone in this odd medical claim.
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Miss Sue Brette
Foote Lighte
Miss Sue Breete
Yonkers Statesman
Horses in China and Australia’s Water Trade
The passage notes that horses are mainly used in China in Shanghai Esingtau and Tienstin. It adds that Australian waters, named for New South Wales, are the most popular waters.
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China
Shanghai
Esingtau
Tienstin
New South Wales
Modest Bragging About Modesty Noted In Humorist Talk
The report congratulates George Ade on retiring modesty. A discussion at the Press Club recalls Taylor of Chicago praising private charity. A flood town anecdote features a lone donor slipping twenty dollars into a post office box unseen, lauded as genuine modest charity.
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George Ade
Taylor
Chicago
Press Club
What He Wanted Jeweeler Watch Trade Bargain
A humorous exchange shows a jeweler offering an elegant stop watch at a bargain while a customer replies he already owns one and wants a watch that never stops. The quip reflects playful dialogue about timekeeping devices in a Minneapolis context.
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Minneapolis Journal
Practical Man Weds Daughter Telegraph Message
A Pittsburg Post excerpt notes a groom telegraphed his father in law that he has just wed the daughter and the father hopes the groom is a good practical man. The telegram was sent collect.
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Pittsburg
Banished From the Sacred Circle In Arthurian Legend
King Arthur forms the Round Table and warns Tennyson that Gompers gets no grub. The poet begins work on a new project, signaling a clash of figures and ideas in a mythic frame.
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King Arthur
Round Table
Tennyson
Gompers
New Life Found in Change to Right Food
A New York mother and her son recovered from sour stomach after a specialist advised Grape-Nuts. They had suffered fifteen months, then improved quickly, gaining weight and energy after adopting Grape-Nuts for breakfast and dinner. They credit the cereal with their restored health and happiness.
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