No Hurry Cartoon Bits From a Busy Camp
A collection of brief stray gags and quips from a military setting. A rookie at Great Lakes is noted for lateness and is challenged by the company commander about his commitment. The jokes include lines about a wife and cigars and a mother-in-law’s influence on a sick man.
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Great Lakes
Wager of Battle Replaces Mass Conflict in Future Vision
Ellery C. Stowell argues in Century Magazine that future warfare will shift from widespread armies to a battle of machines controlled by a chosen few. He envisions costly war engines, tax systems, and elite operators to defend civilization while mainstream nations abandon large military establishments.
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Ellery C. Stowell
Century Magazine
Worry Over Molehills Or The Folly Of Fretting
Mr. Gratebar argues that people inflate minor slights into major troubles. He says most distress arises from dwelling on trivial words, turning small incidents into lasting grievances through overthinking. Humans slip occasionally, yet many feuds start from magnified molehills.
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Mr. Gratebar
Self Education and the Advantage of Self Made Knowledge
A New York Commercial article notes that education does not require college. It highlights a prominent self taught diplomat who left school at sixteen to work for East India merchants, studied languages aboard ships, and mastered many topics via encyclopedias. He became a top source for federal diplomacy and relied on reading to recall knowledge.
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Cape of Good Hope
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New York Commercial
Fancies of Children in The Spectator
The passage highlights a child’s detached view of adult concerns with bites of humor. It recounts moments where children question wisdom and life, including a torpedoed ship child asking when it will sink and a boy doubting a grandfather’s worth, ending with a heaven bound quip about John the Baptist.
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John the Baptist
Man Tries to Yawn a Horse Back Into Use
John Smith and a friend bought a horse and on a fishing trip tried to fit a bit. The horse refused to open its mouth, so Smith sat and told terrible jokes to coax a yawn as the paddle of the evening faded.
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John Smith
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Adam
Dipper Hopes Under Rainy Skies Say Family Scene
A Los Angeles Times excerpt recalls a family night with three children aged seven five and three watching stars in heavy rain. The boy names the dipper as it stands on its head while Edgar predicts rain and Sita spots a faucet beside a spigot used by the kids.
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Edgar
Sita
Los Angeles Times
Get Rid of Freckles With Othine Double Strength
Advertiser promises freckle removal with Othine double strength. One ounce from a druggist, morning and night application, may clear skin. Money back guarantee if no results.
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Ady
Mother recalls girl with slate and books from school
A mother confronts her child Mary after she returns home with slate and pencils claiming she knows more than the teacher. The tale recalls a third week at school and the child's insistence on leaving class after an incident. The item includes an 1886 Hall's Catarrh Medicine advertisement with a notarized oath from F J Cheney & Co. in Toledo Ohio.
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Mimma
Theltimore News
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Toledo
Lucas County
Frank J. Cheney
F. J. Cheney & Co
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A. W. Gleason
Ohio
Castoria Ad Reminder Cites Signatures and Trust
Classic advertisement urges mothers to examine Castoria bottles for the signature and notes the remedy has been in use for over 30 years as children cry for Fletcher's Castoria.
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Fletcher
His Retort I Do Believe in Witches Not Spells
A brief exchange centers on belief in witches rather than spells. She asks about belief in magic while he counters with belief in witches as a stronger claim. The dialogue conveys a playful confrontation over supernatural power.
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Enderly
Groves Trail SB Seg Teeter Tent Seneee Form
Wise men act as if they expected to live 100 years but are prepared to shuffle off tomorrow. The text discusses malaria and an old standard remedy with references to quinine and tasteless Innine.
Move Ends With Cook Refusal To Leave
A brief exchange notes a couple attempting to break up housekeeping but the cook refuses to depart, ending the arrangement. The quotes reflect tension over rising prices and household disruption as reported in the Boston Transcript and Louisville Courier-Journal.
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Boston Transcript
Haarlem Oil Capsules Promised to Cure Back Aches
An advertisement urges readers to use Gold Medal Haarlem Oil Capsules for kidney and bladder pains claiming the oil soothes kidney walls and expels poisonous microbes. It warns backaches can signal serious disease and promises renewed health in 24 hours with continued daily use and a money back guarantee.
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