Still Hope. Horse-Oh in a Lovers’ Quip
A playful exchange about motor cars bringing change prompts a comic back and forth between characters Chips and Cat. The dialogue hints at worry over becoming unwanted as new technology rises.
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Newspaper
Russiaville Observer
Location
Russiaville, Indiana, United States of America
Date
Mar 27, 1908
Page
3
A playful exchange about motor cars bringing change prompts a comic back and forth between characters Chips and Cat. The dialogue hints at worry over becoming unwanted as new technology rises.
The Chicago News notes a new flag design for British submarines shows mice. It questions who designed it and jokes a woman was unlikely to be the creator.
An elderly man prompts a young man about saying good night in the vestibule. The daughter scolds that they are wasting the light, joking that Jupiter or fate makes the world go round and the vas meter go round. The scene captures domestic humor over attention to light and propriety.
A man under investigation dismisses the temptation claim with a sharp retort. He notes it was not Satan but incompetent outsiders who drew him into the publicity scheme. The remark reflects frustration with the public scrutiny and the players involved.
A Kansas City Independent item notes Alice praising young Thompson for a firm mouth and chin while Hazel wonders if he has been missing her as well.
A religious lesson outlines the sorrows of the drunkard from Proverbs 23 29 32 31. It discusses woe sorrow and redness of eyes caused by wine and urges total abstinence, warning that habit enslaves the drunkard and calling for generations of purity to curb the traffic.
A girl recalls meeting her militia colonel father in uniform. She tells him he looked handsome and stood tall, but she laments that he was not allowed to have a drum to play with.
The Philadelphia Press quotes a conversation about Skinner a sly old dog admitting past faults and vowing reform someday. The dialogue suggests skepticism about timing and sincerity.
The article notes a paradox in the actor Iie life who does not perform while unemployed yet works each time he acts, reflecting on Brooklyn life and the broader craft.
A brief gag exchange notes mixed reactions to the play Peter Pan with puns. Cornell Widow adds a light quip about it petered out.
A quirky quip from Puck sets the mood as a Chicago visitor struggles with language while a newspaper ad touts Mrs. Austins Famous Pancakes and fresh supply pew at local grocers for a hearty wholesome breakfast.
A quip from a Louisville Courier-Journal feature contrasts a Pennsylvania boy asking if the moon is green cheese with a lawyerly warning that politics should not be meddled with by children. The exchange hints at skeptical views on contracts and public affairs.
From October to May colds are the most prevalent cause of headaches. A native bromquinine removes the cause. Each box advertised at 25 cents.
The Atlanta Constitution notes a poet whose new volume impresses with a green and gold binding and a red ribbon running through the middle, prompting questions about his status as a poet.
An old line promotes Allen's Foot-Fase powder to ease corns and swollen feet and to relieve sweating and aching feet. It claims to help with hard-to-fit shoes and promises availability at druggists and shoe stores with a local address in Olmsted Le Roy New York.
A light exchange notes a bride's preference for long engagements and her suitor receiving more engagement rings while she collects candy and theater tickets. The humor hinges on contrasting gift focus and duration of plans.
Guaranteed to cure any case of itching bleeding or protruding piles in 6 to 14 days or money back. See example claims and refund offer.
An assorted vintage ad fragment touts Mrs. Winslow’s Soothing Syrup for teething pain and gums, and Mrs. Austin’s papcakes described as the best wholesome appetizing breakfast. The tone mocks misuse of bargains and self awareness with a proverb about laughter at others.
A farmer on 100 acres sold 3800 dollars of seed and produced 300 tons of hay. The notice urges sending 14 cents to John A Salzer Seed Co in La Crosse Wisconsin for the original seed catalog and samples of various seeds including Killion Dollar Grass and Macaroni Wheat.
A Minneapolis Journal item recalls a carpet layer who jokes about swallowing tacks. He notes professionals swallow tacks daily with no harm, telling a humorous tale about his mate and his own experience.
Mrs Ryetop John quips the intermission lasts six months as she frets the buckwheat cakes left to fry. The joke hinges on a theater program stating six months between acts. The exchange captures a humorous theatre moment.
A luncheon idea uses baking powder biscuits baked soft and hollowed top to create a shell. Butter lines the walls then creamed salmon is spooned inside, finished with extra cream and a parsley garnish.
A letter from A Kaltenbrunner, Dominion Commissioner of Immigration, states Western Canada crops cannot be checked despite adverse conditions. He describes 160 acres of oats yielding 60 bushels per acre and 80 acres fall plowed, with 53 cents per bushel for three carloads sold, claiming strong proof that homesteads offer strong profits.
A cyclist was struck along the pike with fatal injuries after his lights dimmed. Police and rescue teams found him at the scene and confirmed the crash as his cause of death in Chicago.
Quote from Detroit Free Press notes that some women pick husbands as one would buy bargains, only to find the match not matching expectations after.
A Pittsburg Post quotation contrasts outer surroundings with inner content as a philosopher notes happiness stems from within, followed by a reflection on the next morning feeling. The item captures a brief mood piece on contentment.
Advertisement touts Bromo Quinine laxative branded BrowO Quinine used worldwide to cure a cold in one day. Claims signature of EL W GROVE on packaging. Includes bold marketing language and a distinctive product slogan.
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