Her Last Throw By The Duchess
Fay confesses heartbreak and hidden love as Miss Wilcott reveals Ernest’s feelings. The duo discuss engagements and possible futures, while Fay rushes to tell Ernest the news and learns his uncle has left him a fortune, altering their chances for happiness.
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Ernest
Gilbert Wylding
Fay
Jessica
Nettie
Sir George
June 21 Reopens Old Day in Harley Street
In a sunlit Harley Street room Janet Barrington contemplates a year of memory since a fateful day. The narrative frames the 21st of June as a marker of time, with news vendors and distant planes audible beyond drawn blinds.
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Harley Street
Janet Barrington
Longevity by Pulsation and a Future Pulsimeter
A New Yorker suggests measuring life length by pulse counts and proposes a gold pulsimeter worn like a watch to gauge heart rate. The device would classify states from normal and warm affection to grand passion, with social effects of reduced excitement and refined courtship.
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New York Press
Dream to Reality in a Pottery Family Tale
Edmond Spier dreams of new processes but a fever and poverty mark a hard life in England. Molly keeps the family fed while Edmond secretly glazes vessels, selling the method to gain control of the pottery. Molly’s secret mastery turns poverty to luxury as the couple rises from a cabin to a palace.
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England
Edmond Spier
Molly Spier
Edmond
Spier
Fedmond
Cone
Melly
Molly
Moly
Hillmond
First of the Vanderbilts and the Bellonia Hotel
A New York Press piece recalls Vanderbilt history with social barriers and the Bellonia Hotel in New Brunswick. It notes the early wealth foundation, the hotel as a sailors boarding house, and William H. Vanderbilt's rise after selling manure. It ends by contrasting old fortunes with modern dissipations abroad.
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New York
State Island
New Brunswick
Commodore
Commodore Vanderbilt
Vanderbilt
William H. Vanderbilt
William
New York Press
Parlor Sofa Sparks Quick Wit in Comedy of Courtship
A Pittsburg Post snippet shows an old gentleman in gold rimmed glasses trying to buy a parlor sofa as his daughter receives visitors from a young man. The clerk quips about durability and long engagements before the buyer departs.
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Pittsburg Post
Definition of Reformer in Market Life
A brief quip contrasts Willie with a reformer, Pa explains a reformer as a man on the wrong side of the market, reflecting a life observation.
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Willie
Berkshire Cat Fishes Brook For Trout Each Day
A Berkshire cat owned by Ti. H. Woodford in the Alford valley fishes the Alford brook daily using a paw to catch trout and delivers them alive to the house. The cat has caught hundreds over seasons and is praised by local fishermen. the Woodford family values the pet highly.
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Berkshire County
Ti. H. Woodford
Alford Valley
Alford Brook
C. H. Gibbs
C. H. Sage
Woodford
Berkshire Courier
Advertising for business in old fashion
An old joke about how to attract customers by using advertising. The line features a grizzled speaker asking a younger man how he finds business and the reply that he does so by advertising for it.
The Family Quarrel in Puck
A humorous domestic scene shows Mr and Mrs Newlove at a mahogany table debating who must answer a recurring evening phone call. They suspect a family member but disagree about the exact caller and push to end the dispute with a phone response. John H. Mc Neely in Puck.
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Willie
Trello
John H. McNeely
Puck
All Too Common Restaurant Complaints Told
A New York hotel keeper mocks vulgar restaurant tales where guests complain about steak or fish. He notes a sharper class of story about meat orders and strange remarks and ends with a quip about a barber shop mistaken for a restaurant.
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New York
After the Honeymoon Boohoo Sorrow Fades Into Old Habits
In a playful domestic exchange Cynthia pleads doubts of love under a blue sunbonnet while Jason reassures her with humor about changing tastes. He jokes that even sweet cider ferments to vine gar as time passes.
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Cynthia
Waal
Jason
Zal
Pet
Detroit
The Printing House Towel Keeps Old Ink Traditions
A verse memory recalls the old towel by the printing house door. It contrasts the rough, ink stained past with modern shoddiness, ending as the towel breaks and falls to the floor. The piece reflects on printers, editors, foremen, and the trade’s harsh hardships.
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Printing House
Robert J. Gurdette
Printing Trade News
Items of Interest From Distant Worlds and Oddities
A roundup of curiosities notes Cuba cabbages reaching twenty pounds and Cuban food crops. Chicago undertakers issue trading stamps to patrons. Coffee origins in Arabia and import to India around 1650. The hummingbird of Brazil weighs about five grains. Daily air inhalation would fill eighty eye-sockets and weigh fifty-three pounds. A Baton Rouge judge warns that slipping on a banana and breaking a window is damage. Edward Millbank’s dogs, draped in black, accompany his coffin in London. Lyons pavement in Rue de la Republique is glass eight inches square so water cannot pass. In Texas pistols face a fifty percent tax and leasing resembles sale. Hanley England purifies sewage for nine million gallons daily at $350,000 cost. German schoolchild deaths by self-harm total 1152 between 1880 and 1903, mostly boys. Pianist Miss Dot Stevens adapts to artificial feet enabling pedal play. Bean Island Lighthouse in Maine lures birds to death with its bright light.
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Cuba
Chicago
Arabia
Brazil
Baton Rouse
Edward Millbank
London
Rue de la Republique
Lyons
France
Texas
Hanley
England
Dot Stevens
bBean Island
York
The Simplest Life Under a Wood Umbrella
An elderly recluse living thirty miles from London endures twenty years in a woodsome life sheltered only by an umbrella. He reports no illness, no bills, no wife, and no interference, sleeping through snow and never lighting a fire while maintaining minimal possessions and plenty of friends.
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London
London Daily Mail
First Love Diagnosed by English Physician
A famous English physician defines love as cerebral commotion and an affinitive impression, calling it the diagnosis of first love. The piece notes the condition may not always be as serious as it sounds.
Footpad Threat in New York Dialogue from Puck
A clipped cartoonish line from Puck warns a victim to surrender money with a threat to blow brains out. The exchange riffs on street danger and comic bravado in urban satire.
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New York
Puck
Freckles: Hereditary Link and Sun Causes Patches
Freckles may be hereditary with cases showing widespread body distribution. Food is not a trigger. sun and wind contribute to freckling on faces according to the report.
Alibi Definition Sparks Lively Street Debate
In a playful exchange, Pat-Say and Mark argue over the meaning of an alibi. Mike-Faith joins, noting an alibi is when a man is found where he isn’t. Chicago News captures the banter.
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Pat
Mark
Mike
Faith
Chicago News
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