Mirthful Snippet From The Observer Column
The Observer notes quips about Thibet riches and a tongue in cheek take on advertising in the mint. It contrasts male and female ideals of a love affair with progress and stability.
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Newspaper
Russiaville Observer
Location
Russiaville, Indiana, United States of America
Date
Dec 25, 1903
Page
2
The Observer notes quips about Thibet riches and a tongue in cheek take on advertising in the mint. It contrasts male and female ideals of a love affair with progress and stability.
An eclectic column parades assorted quips and opinions. It mocks hysterical women and wealthy schemes, notes a Pennsylvania murder for an insurance payout, hints Dartmouth football chatter, and swerves through a pie war in New York and European power games.
A Philadelphia dog grabbed a stick of dynamite by mistake and caused a brief loud wake up, startling bystanders before the danger was contained. The incident drew attention to pet safety near explosive devices.
In Virginia, several Dabney children are barred from a white school for having one sixty fourth Indian blood. The state recalls John Randolph Randolph, who boasted Pocahontas lineage, noting that racial prejudice was weaker in his era.
Representative Martin of South Dakota proposes a national Columbus Day holiday on October 16. He argues the U.S. already has too many holidays and should focus on more useful legislation instead.
Opposition arises in Spain over sending the Rio de la Plata to the St. Louis Ex position. Spanish officials recall the fate of prior cruisers sent to the Americas and hesitate to repeat the risk.
A Denver man developed a second personality during a period he wrote a book he later called idiotic after returning to his original self. The article suggests this may explain unaccountable numbers of similar idiotic works, noting many authors never regain their true voice.
A report suggests the attempted assassination of Marquis Ito in Japan reflects the country adopting Western civilization and notes sensational yellow journalism may have spurred such acts. It argues this is not the first time yellow journals have inspired assassins.
Fifteen mob members were arrested in a Philadelphia tenement house. They carried guns and stilettos and extorted money from Italian merchants. One suspect claimed links to bands in other large cities. The crackdown provoked remarks about immigration law leniency.
General Reyes in Washington proposes Colombia cede the Panama canal route to the United States free in exchange for a free hand to subjugate Panama. The text argues the United States cannot entertain any proposal that abandons Panama after recognizing its independence.
In the San Bernardino mountains Eli Curtis, alone at his camp, confronts a frenzied maniac who breaks into his tent and attacks. Curtis, a strong hunter and fisherman, fights back with a club and fists, eventually subduing the assailant and turning him over to Highlands Insane Asylum authorities.
The agriculture secretary calls for at least 350000 to curb the cotton boll weevil. He warns the pest will spread across cotton states and vows rapid action to avert ruin of the cotton industry. He deems the request the gravest problem facing the department and urges Congress to pass the appropriation.
In Carbondale a man named William Kennedy was killed after triggering a home made shotgun trap while entering a hen house to confront chicken thieves. The piece frames the death as poetic justice, condemning the trap as unjustified and dangerous.
Seven workingmen and labor leaders from Butte praised President Roosevelt for courtesy and hospitality after dining at the White House. The guests were told politics would not be discussed, and one echoed the group saying the President is a man, a statement that carried weight after his Western tour.
The Brazil Bolivia quarrel over Acre has been peacefully settled. Acre's rubber wealth makes it valuable, and under the compromise Brazil gains the larger share while paying Bolivia 10 million dollars.
The 1846 treaty guaranteed New Granada sovereign rights in the isthmus, but New Granada no longer exists. The benefit has always gone to the State in possession of the isthmus, and currently Panama holds that state.
A historical note describes a Chinese empress regretting difficulty in managing both a rebellious editor and the czar, illustrating court power dynamics and diplomatic tensions of the era.
Curtis wrestles his binding rival for a deadly moment then ties the unconscious attacker with rope. He rides ten miles to a resort and alerts authorities at Highlands. He says he would rather fight wild animals than another escaped lunatic.
Admiral O Neill argues torpedoes should be omitted from large ships and reserved for specialized craft. He notes limited reliability and space costs, urging long range torpedoes for fleet actions and predicting gun power as decisive in battles. He cites no battles where torpedoes altered outcomes.
A Chicago firm with a Waukegan plant moved workers, and lateness was blamed on common excuses. The first arrival noted wife had twins and the entire staff echoed the line on the time register. The piece ends noting a heavy Roosevelt vote in the factory next year.
Edmund Clarence Stedman recounts being asked to give grace at dinner in New England. He rose and offered a grace recalling Charles Lamb who postponed prayer asking if a clergyman was present. Lamb then prayed for thanks for this and all mercies.
Commander Wainwright reports that survivors from the Maine were transported by the USS Bache to the quarantine hospital in Key West after the catastrophe. A wounded sailor, questioned about the explosion, replied he was sleeping in a hammock when a loud noise woke him, then a nurse ordered him to sit up and take medicine.
A drug clerk recalls a man with a $50,000 price on his head. The shopkeeper retorts that it once had a million dollars in his mind, a line credited to Chicago News and reflecting toastful bravado.
A Chicago Post report quotes a visitor asking about automobilists troubles. The farmer replies the issue is gone since they learned buckshot can bust a tire, illustrating a crude measure that ended the nuisance.
The Big Four Route will operate through Pullman service from Chicago and Indianapolis to St Augustine without change via Cincinnati and Queen and Crescent Route Southern Ry and Florida East Coast Ry starting January 11 1904. The Florida Special runs west to east with vestibuled sleepers a dining car and an observation car. Schedules show departure from Chicago 1 PM daily except Sunday with stops at Lafayette Indianapolis Greensburg Cincinnati then Jacksonville and St Augustine. inquiries to Big Four Route agents Warren J Lynch Cincinnati Ohio.
cC H D Holiday offers one and one third fare round trips to Cincinnati Dayton Lima Decatur Toledo Detroit Springfield Indianapolis and all Central States Tickets sold December 24 25 31 and January 1 with final return limit January 4 1904 Consultant C H D agent or address
A San Francisco group paid 112600 in coin and stock on Aug 30 1901 for a treatment claimed to cure Bright Disease and Diabetes. The committee began testing Nov 15 1900 with 36 cases and reported 7 percent success, 13 percent failure, and full clinical reports available by mail from John J Fulton Company.
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