Simple Way to Reduce Muggings By HAL BOYLE
This humorous AP column riffs on social quirks and absurd suggestions to curb crime. It wittily lampoons gender roles, workplace politics, and public fears, closing with a cheeky note on office routines.
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Newspaper
Roswell Daily Record
Location
Roswell, New Mexico, United States of America
Date
Mar 22, 1967
Page
4
This humorous AP column riffs on social quirks and absurd suggestions to curb crime. It wittily lampoons gender roles, workplace politics, and public fears, closing with a cheeky note on office routines.
Henry J. Taylor criticizes the U S balance of payments and gold reserves arguing 17 nations owe $21 billion in World War I debts plus about $19 billion in World War II debts totaling around $40 billion. He cites France Britain Italy Belgium Greece and Austria and urges aggressive collection of foreign debts and reduced overseas aid to protect taxpayers.
Superintendent of Schools argues for comprehensive school based sex education from first grade onward. He supports scientific aspects and psychology while opposing separate male female classes and condemns ignorance and taboos over propriety and self control. He notes potential reduction of mystery and promotes mixed classrooms.
A CPA faces four years of omitted income from stock sales interest and U.S. bonds and underreported dividends. His lawyers argue insanity as a defense, claiming it could excuse tax fraud charges though the rationale remains contested.
In a Roswell IRS case a certified public accountant with near blindness and a severe psychosis faced fraud doubts. Despite mental illness and impaired reading, the judge found insufficient proof of intentional fraud, noting psychiatrists’ testimony of serious psychosis.
Key events on this date include the 1765 British Stamp Act passage and mob pressure against enforcement, 1794 congressional ban on U.S. vessels carrying slaves, 1862 England’s first Confederate cruiser Creto leaving Liverpool, 1933 FDR legalizing 3.2 beer sales, and 1941 the Grand Coulee Dam began operation.
Gov David Cargo asked for just over 186 million dollars for government services including schools and the Legislature trimmed the total to near 186 million. Chaves County freshmen led action while Walker Air Force Base bill moved despite opposition. Chamber of Commerce stockholders heard a report praising state government and budget discipline.
Stanley Learned of Phillips Petroleum predicts a 100 year horizon where U.S. population reaches about 575 million with widespread automation and immense energy demand. He warns that by 1980 exploration will need 5.5 million barrels annually while petroleum reserves may dwindle, but expresses cautious faith in competitive pricing to sustain supply.
In Santa Fe the 28th Legislature's opening session highlighted standout freshmen Senator William Sego of Albuquerque and Senator Anthony Panagakos for their work on budgets and debates. House members Tom Holland and Max Coll showed leadership on tax laws and statistics, with Speaker Bruce King eyed as a governor candidate.
A truck mechanic, fueled by bourbon, sits in a dentist’s reception room beside a fussy old maid who scorns whiskey calling it an abomination. He counters with a quip suggesting someone might quit the drink.
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