Up and Down the Main Drag Ad Column Satire
Local page column notes humorous public notices and opinion items. It mentions recurring evening exercises for women readers, a weather forecast predicting unsettled conditions, Birch the magician performing at Junior High, and Kiwanis milk fund appeals. A New Mexico bill on hitchhiking and courtesy lawsuits, courthouse tree renovations with black paint, Albuquerque police adding a cowboy to the force after a chase, a stray cow incident, and a kid's joke about milking a cow are included.
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Birch
N. M
Judiciary Committee
Court House
Albuquerque
Tommy
Deep Breathing Burns Up the Unwanted Fat
Antoinette Donnelly discusses deep breathing as a health habit linked to better energy and stress relief. The column urges daily oxygen intake, posture practice, and nasal inhalation in a simple two-count exercise to improve wellness and resilience against daily worries.
Hats in spring colors at Mrs B Lynch Hat Shoppe
Are you interested in the new spring hats. Attractive mode in black gray and spring colors on display at Mrs B Lynch Hat Shoppe located at 102 West 4th Street. Adv 2011 Horton’s Transfer. Phone 136.
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Mrs
Neis Heads Out On Legal Business Trip
Attorney Claude J. Neis departed Roswell early today for Alamogordo Las Cruces and Hot Springs to attend to legal business and planned to return Sunday.
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Neis
Claude J. Neis
Roswell
Alamogordo
Las Cruces
Hot Springs
Perfect Bread Sale At Perfect Bakery Ad
In sympathy with the unemployed and housewives, Perfect Bakery offers Perfect Bread at 3 for 10 cents with no drop in quality. Demand Perfect Bread from Perfect Bakery located at 402 North Main.
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N. Main
Poultry sale offers turkeys and more at Whatley Produce
We have a good supply of small turkey hens nine to eighteen pounds ideal for family consumption. Larger turkeys and poultry of all kinds are available too. Order early to choose sizes. Whatley Produce Co. Phone 418 located at 515 East 2nd St. Advertisement from the 20th of an unknown month.
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Whatley Produce Co
East
2Nd St.Adv
Peter Laughton Ad at Roswell Barber Shop
An advertisement notes Peter Mac Laughton operates at Roswell barber shop offering a haircut for 25e in a union shop. A second ad seeks a young woman with bookkeeping and stenography experience to support a child, instructing to address Box 40 care of The Record.
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Peter
Mac) Laughton
Roswell
Union Shop
Roswell Coffee Co Offers Fresh Roasted Brews
Roswell Coffee Company promotes healthful coffee with fresh roasts at reasonable prices. Visit the shop to try their offerings and enjoy a welcoming local cafe experience.
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Roswell Coffee Company
Roswell Coffee Co
Banking House Grocery Ad Boasts Unbeatable Daily Specials
A year of 500 daily specials advertised but stock reviews show about 1000 daily specials on display for tomorrow. The Banking House Grocery urges customers not to miss and proclaims the lowest uniform prices on earth in the advertisement dated the 20th.
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Banking House
There Is Only One Way To Achieve Perfect Grooming
An old advertisement from Old Mission Beauty Shoppe promotes constant attention to detail in beauty care. The shop, located at 219 North Main, offers grooming services and full charm development, with contact via phone 182.
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Old Mission
North Main
Roswell Floral Co Ad Offers Large Spicy Car Nations
Advert brief from Roswell Floral Co features home delivery of large spicy car nations fresh from the greenhouse at $1.00 per dozen. Phone number 196 appears in the ad.
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Roswell Floral Co
Marriage Ties Roberts Els and Muriel Alkin in Amarillo
In Amarillo today, Roberts Els and Muriel Alkin were wed in a ceremony conducted by Rev. C. C. Hill. Both spouses are residents of Amarillo and the event was witnessed by local friends and family.
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Roberts Els
Muriel Alkin
Amarillo
Rev
C. C. Hill
Falconi Electrical Co Ad Offers Free Service Policy
A local ad from Falconi Electrical Co at 125 W Second promises free service on every radio sold. It urges readers to call 289 for repairs and playfully notes that restoring non sanctioned units may cause frustration, positioning the shop as a helpful, customer friendly option.
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O. K
Falconi Electrical Co
W. Second
Prices but haven't changed the class of workmanship
Nickson Hoetel Barber Shop advertises unchanged workmanship class with price details presented in a concise notice.
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Nickson Hoetel Barber Shop
Yarns Sell For Afghans and Rugs at Gift Shop Ad
Good quality yarns for Afghans priced at 10c per bank of 2 3 ounces. Special assortment of hooked rug designs with 27 by 40 inch charts and 50c each. Art Gift Shop located at 107 West 4th Street.
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West 4Th St
Adv
Art
Chamber of Commerce
Spring Hats and Colors at Mrs B Lynch Hat Shoppe
Mrs B Lynch Hat Shoppe announces new spring hats and bright color options for the season. Shoppers are invited to view a range of styles at the store's location this week, with fashion notes and accessories available.
Society Editor Goes Shopping Then Shopping A Parade Of Local Ads
The column lists a flurry of local business promotions from The Art Gift Shop selling afghan yarns and hooked rug designs to Daniel Paint and Glass Co offering lowest painting costs in twenty years with monthly installments. Huff's Jewelry touts sterling silver and a pay by month plan. Ball and White Clothiers push Friendly Five English boots at five dollars. Morrison Jewelry highlights Hamilton Waltham Elgin Illinois watches. Ginsberg Music promotes phonograph cabinets at dollar down fifty cents weekly. Roswell Hardware shows blue English willow ware. Perfect Bakery sells three loaves for ten cents. Purdy Electric settles in at 215 North Main with wrought iron fixtures. Roswell Floral extols carnations, Mrs. Gomez Cafe offers depression prices on Mexican dishes for groups. Boellamer's Jewelers notes remaining Deltah crystals.
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Daniel Paint and Glass Co
Huff
Roswell
Ball and White Clothiers
Morrison Jewelry Store
Hamilton
Waltham
Elgin
Illinois
Ginsberg Music Company
Everything Music
Roswell Hardware Company
Perfect Bakery Company
Purdy Electric Company
North Main Street
Roswell Typewriter Co Relocates Near Old Mission
A fragment notes Roswell Typewriter Company located at 315 North Main next to the Old Mission, suggesting proximity to a nearby landmark and a possible business setting in Roswell.
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Roswell Typewriter Company
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