The Brown Family Credit Card Prank and Shopping Riffs
A humorous piece explores a fictional Brown Family credit card and MBNA letters noting many Browns. It follows the author imagining a family crest, a phone bank prank, and the absurdity of a no annual fee card while recounting shopping trip observations and a staged encounter with Carla Aragon.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Karen
Arabian Horse Association
Disney
Brown Family League
United States
Brown
James Brown
Jackson Browne
Bobby Brown
Big Bad
Leroy Brown
Cleveland Browns
Doofus
Bruce Brown
Edward
Bruce Edward Brown
Maxine
George
Pittsburgh
MBNA
Smith
Nelson
Heywood
Kopinski
Cadet Garcia Completes ROTC Advanced Camp at Fort Lewis
Tacoma Washington cadet John D Garcia completed ROTC Advanced Camp at Fort Lewis. The program trains cadets in communications management and survival with commissioning as a second lieutenant upon graduation. Garcia attends New Mexico Military Institute and hails from Roswell New Mexico.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Tacoma
Wash
John D. Garcia
Fort Lewis
U.S. Army
Guard
Garcia
New Mexico Military Institute
Devocio and
Samjit Garcia
Roswell
N.M
Roswell High School
Distinguished Old Cadets named at NMMI for November
Lieutenant Colonel Seth R. Orell announced November’s Distinguished Old Cadets at New Mexico Military Institute. Recipients include Jesse Stillman Red Rock NM and Mario Khalsa Espanola among others across high school and college ranks, all meeting GPA and attendance criteria and recommended by troop commanders.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
New Mexico Military Institute
Seth R. Orell
NMMI
Jesse J. Stillman
Red Rock
N.M
Mario J. Khalsa
Espanola
Steven J. Spence
Farmington
Richard A. Silva Jr
Artesia
Ryan J. Wolford
Deming
Mario B. Navarro-Suarez
Roswell December Community Meetings and Events
Roswell hosts a series of local events from December 4 to 7. A Sunday matinee for Spirit at Roswell Community Little Theatre requires no reservations, withVonnie Goss listed as contact. City committees meet at City Hall and Cahoon Park, gospel singing at Oddfellows Hall, and Project Celebration at Roswell High School Little Theater with Linda Green as contact. On Tuesday, the Roswell School Board convenes at Roswell High School library, and the Roswell Crime Prevention Council meets at the police department with Ben Hanson of New Mexico Game and Fish as guest speaker. Joy Wagner sets the weekly Chaves Soil and Water Conservation District meeting at the district office.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Roswell
Little Theatre
Vonnie Goss
City Buildings and Lands Committee
City Hall
City Parks and Recreation Commission
Parks and Recreation
Cahoon Park
Oddfellows Hall
First St
Conract
Dick Browning
Roswell High School
Little Theater
W. Hobbs St
Linda Green
Hobbs St
Roswell Crime Prevention Council
Roswell Police Department
Second St
Ben Hanson
The
New Mexico Game and Fish Department
Chaves Soil and Water Conservation District
S. Atkinson Ave
Joy Wagner
Also Mentioned on This Page
Bruce
Jack
Jeannie
Carla Aragon
Joshua K. Roberts
Derrick O. Valdez
Penasco
Christopher C. Phillips
Terry L. Phillips
Risabler
American Veterans
Montana
Gri
E. South Main
Cecile Tydings
Will Jae Liter
Wellville Houily
Cinema
Roswell Mall
N. Main
Dana Carvey
Paradise
del Norte
Tim Allen
Santa Clause
SUN & Tues
Macaulay Culkin
Vampire Daily
Danny Aiello
Kurt Russell
Stargate
Cinema 4 Park Twin & del Norte
Airy Queen
Dairy Queen
Pai
Baron OF
BEEF
Hungry American Cafe
Southwest Collection
Roxas
This is just the beginning! Our collection holds over 300 years of history, including rare newspapers, obituaries, marriage records, birth records, and so much more—most of which you won’t find anywhere else!