A sprawling column of witty observations and jokes
A roundup of quips on politics, society, and culture. Items reference Albania Russia Edward VII jokes about kilts and football hair, fuel shortages, self governing Latin republics, Maeterlinck, automobile humor, moving Paris sidewalks, Arctic expeditions, Oklahoma land lottery, and rising divorce card trends. Numerous curious asides create a satirical glimpse of era concerns.
Judge Allows Killing Burglary Suspect In Home
Massachusetts judge rules that citizens may defend life against burglars intruding their homes. An unrelated Williamsburg club fines girls in decollete gowns. Milwaukee Jahrmarkt hosts a kosmopolitan dance floor with no casualties thanks to vigilant doorkeepers. Miss Helen Gould becomes honorary member of a Binghamton fire company after donating 4000 for a hosehouse.
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Helen Gould
Binghamton
Nobdy
Czar Toasts Shah and Persia in Russia Ties Context
The czar drank to the health of the shah and the glory of his reign, to Persia’s prosperity, and to the development of Persia-Russia relations, with emphasis on strengthening ties between the two nations.
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Persia
Russia
New York Youth Suffers Appendicitis from Pie Joke
A New York young man developed appendicitis after his fiancée baked miniature china dolls into a pie. He is not in a condition to appreciate the feminine humor.
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New York
Patents Missing Leave Dubuque Property In Limbo
In Dubuque on October 4 a number of landowners lack patents to their parcels and thus titles. Washington advised no original patents exist for town lots. Des Moines land office will issue patents on surrender of duplicates. If duplicates were lost, owners must file affidavits per tract entry to obtain patents.
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Dubuque
Government
Des Moines
Washington
McGovern
United States Land Office
Des Moines Kids Skipping School Prompt Action Plan
In Des Moines over 800 children of school age in business districts, 215 are out of school violating the compulsory education law. New truancy officer J. C. Byram will notify these children and their parents within thirty days, with possible court action to test the statute.
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Des Moines
J. C. Byram
Supreme Court of Iowa
Byram
Charles Holada Testifies in Murder Plot Case
Charles Holada testified that Mrs Gallaugher plotted with him to kill her husband after their unlawful relationship began. Plans included cyanide poisoning, an ax ambush, barn assault, throwing him to horses, or a hunting accident. Holada admitted fleeing justice under an assumed name and denied pressuring Gallaugher, while she denied meeting him that day. Local observers fear Gallaugher may escape while Holada’s admissions doom him.
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Holada
Woma
Town City
Mrs Gallaugher Acquitted in Murder Trial
Iowa City October 6 Ella Gallaugher and Charles Holada faced a long murder trial over the death of James Gallaugher. Defense attorney Holbert argued the defendant was innocent, portraying her as virtuous while challenging the prosecutor’s portrayal of the case as Iowa vs Gallaugher. The jury delivered a not guilty verdict.
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Burlington
John Hendershott
Hendershott
Aivine
Trent
Iowa City
Ella Gallaugher
Charles Holada
James Gallaugher
Holbert
Gallaugher
Iowa
New Des Moines Viaduct to Rise as West's Largest Bridge
Fort Dodge reports that the Des Moines river viaduct, a major link in the Great Western extension to Omaha, will start steel erection next week with a goal of completion in ninety days. Over a third of the steel is already on site, delays due to mis-shipped parts have been remedied, and engineers expect rapid progress thereafter.
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Fort Dodge
Des Moines River
Great Western
Omaha
H. C. Kieth
Mrs Hunt Confesses Guilt in Attempted Assault
Mrs Mollie Hunt received one year in the Anamosa penitentiary after an agreement between her attorney and the county attorney. She shot A H Goodspeed in Atlantic last July in a jealous revenge bid, striking three times and wounding him. She previously attempted suicide following arrest. Goodspeed is a widower. Hunt is divorced with four grown children.
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Atlantic
Mollie RB. Fiunt
Anamosa
Immense Tax Bill Looms Over Pottawattamie County
Council Bluffs faces a potential record tax levy as Portland Gold Mining may owe about 31 million dollars in back taxes. If assessed on a nine million dollar stock valuation, yearly taxes could reach 191 thousand, totaling about 955 thousand for five years, a windfall that would nearly erase county debt and fund city obligations.
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Pottawattamie County
Council Bluffs
Portland Gold Mining Company
Portland
William Arnd
Pottawatomie County
Daylight Robbery at Sioux City Saloon
The Andy Looney saloon in the stock yards district was robbed in broad daylight around noon. About $1,000 in checks and cash were taken after thieves sawed a hole through the wall and used a Elk's fair banner to conceal the drawer. Porter Philip Zitek is held for investigation.
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Sioux City
Stock Yards
Andy Looney
Armour Packing Company
Philip Zitek
Shot Dead by Officer in Albia Fatal Clash
J W Johnson a young farmer near Albia was killed by Marshal Thomas Smith on Saturday night after resisting arrest amid a brief struggle. Johnson’s death occurred when a shot to the heart ended the confrontation. Also reported: Orville Saylor Sioux City left half injured in a high school game with Onawa, serious and potentially fatal.
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Jd. W. Johnson
Marshal Thomas Smith
Albia
J. W. Johnson
Johnson
Marshal Smith
Sioux City
Orville Saylor
Onawa
Saylor
Coffin Home Hope Hall to Be Dedicated
Fort Dodge Iowa October 6 the Coffin home for released convicts known as Hope Hall will be dedicated on October 24 Mrs Maude Bal ington Booth will deliver the dedicatory address and wardens of all state penitentiaries will be invited to attend
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Fort Dodge
Coffin
Maude Balington Booth
Death of Mrs Gear Widow of Senator Gear in Burlington
Mrs John Wy Gear widow of the late Senator Gear died Saturday night after a lingering illness in Burlington. She was born in Middlebury Vermont where she lived until moving to Burlington. She married John H Gear in December 1882.
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Gear
Burlington
John Wy. Gear
Senator Gear
Middlebury
John H. Gear
Portrait Purchase and Political Activity Report in Des Moines
The state executive council voted to buy Senator James Harlan's portrait for up to 1000 dollars, with the last general assembly authorizing the purchase. Judge B P Birdsall and George Wright visited Des Moines to discuss Third district campaign plans with Governor Cummins and State Chairman Spence. Eleven institutions were accredited for teacher training under a new law, with several more schools under inspection, while Iowa seeks $2500 from John J Thornton, an insane patient at Independence Hospital, to settle public debts. The state treasury balance stood at about 1.056 million dollars in general revenue, with total on hand and investments near 1.799 million.
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Mt. Pleasant
Department For
Mt Pleasant
Independence
Clarinda
Des Moines
State Board of Control
Iowa
Cherokee
Lane
Mount Pleasant State Hospital
Hendershott
State Executive Council
James Harlan
N. C. Deering
Osage
General Assembly
B. P. Birdsall
Clarion
Congress
George Wright
Eagle Grove
Congressional Committee
Birdsall
Dubuque
Wright
Cummins
R. H. Spence
Third District
Waterloo
State Board of Educational Examiners
Barrett
Buena Vista College
Storm Lake
Cornell College Academy
Mt. Vernon
Denison Normal College
Denison
Ellsworth College
Town Falls
Epworth Seminary
Epworth
Highland Park College
LeMars Normal College
le Mars
Tobin College
Ft. Dodge
Thornton
Missouri
Merriam
John J. Thornton
Independence Hospital
St. Louis
Agricultural College
Iowa State College
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