Nontightrope Wit Sparks From Rocky Ford
A collage of quips and brief satirical items reflects early 20th century whimsy. Observations cover prices water beer obesity and aviation, with jests about droughts, polo injuries, perfume, marriage, and summer science, all in brisk one to two sentence bursts. Notable names appear like M Santos Dumont and Charles M Schwab amid light global vignettes.
Colorado News Items Highlight Local Events and Figures
Colorado notes report Tom Lawson invited to address Chautauqua in summer, fines for game law violations, prairie dog control plans, new city park wildlife, Denver telegraph meet, Capitol telephone upgrade, census estimates placing Colorado population at 602 925, and various legal notices. Also included are postmaster appointments, notable deaths, and transport projects across Denver areas.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Boulder Chautauqua Board
Tom Lawson
Ouray
W. E. King
Colorado Horse and Cattle Growers’ Association
Denver
Association of Railway Telegraph Superintendents
Chattanooga
State Capitol
North
Colorado
Colorado Springs
Patterson
Caesar A. Roberts
West Point
Grand Army of the Republic
James McBride
Barela
Las Animas
L. C. Dana
Washington
United States Post Ofice
William Potts George
J. 5. Montgomery
Trinity M. E. Church
Bishop Hamilton
Washington Street
M. E
Poughkeepsie
New
Portland
Florence
Grove Miller
Reuben Bayliss
George Leonard
Moffat Road
Denver, Northwestern & Pacific Company
Denver Tramway Company
Tolland
Santa Fe Company
Ratonhill
Trinidad
Corrigan & McDonald
Pueblo
Kansas-Colorado Water Salt Commission
Kansas
Charles M. Ayres
Needleton
la Plata
A. A. Steward
Johns. Kemnitz
Rosita
Custer County
W. L. Kirk
George M. White
Vega
Mesa County
H. N. Campbell
Dean H. Martyn Hart
St. John's Episcopal Cathedral
Denounce reservoir meeting opposes Gore canon dam
A Hot Sulphur Springs mass meeting chaired by Mayor Adams urged support for the Moffat road Denver to Salt Lake City. Resolutions denounce a proposed Gore canon dam as destructive, uneconomical, and harming Grand county with over 12 000 acres under cultivation. The motion states public benefits favor the railroad and coal interests, and the resolutions were adopted unanimously.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Denver
Hot Sulphur Springs
Adams
F. I. Huntington
Frank N. Briggs
W. P. Farris
David P. Howard
Fountain McAuley
J. E. Brown
Colorado
Denver, Northwestern & Pacific
Moffat Road
Salt Lake City
Grand
Routt
Gore Canon
Grand County
Arizona
California
Kremmling
New Century Light and Power Company
Commonwealth
Routt County
D. H. Moffat
New Century Light & Power Company
Labor Unions Demur in Colorado City Strike Suit
In Denver on May 23, defendants in a federal suit over the Colorado City strike filed demurrers. The United States Reduction and Refining Company seeks over 400000 dollars in damages, naming Western Federation of Miners Colorado City Mill and Smeltermen's Union and several individuals. The unions argue they are voluntary associations without corporate existence and cannot be sued, denying any conspiracy, boycott, or unlawful acts.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Denver
Colorado City
United States Reduction and Refining Company
Western Federation of Miners
Life Saved By Kidney Pills, Mrs Fooks Testimony
Mrs G W Fooks of Salisbury wife of the sheriff recalls long kidney trouble eight years with fatigue breathlessness and swelling. After three days on Dean's Kidney Pills the backache eased and she felt cured though warned it might become Bright's disease. Sold by all dealers 50 cents Foster Milburn Co Buffalo NY.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
G. W. Fooks
Salisbury
Wicomico County
Bright
Dean
Foster-Milburn Co
Buffalo
What is the best time you ever made with your automobile
A Chicago Tribune quote contrasts an auto speed inquiry with Evanston detectives noting a three second variance in testimony before the police justice. The brief exchange highlights uncertainty in assessing fastest times and the detective testimony.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Evanston
Chicago Tribune
Railroads and Progress in Industrial Growth Debate
Testimony before the senate on interstate commerce quotes Prof Hugo R Meyer of Chicago University arguing railways expanded western farming and eastern industry. He warns against limiting rates to local views, praising rail builders as great statesmen while criticizing bureaucrats for narrow outlooks. Angela may have wings and may milliner.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Senate Committee On Interstate Commerce
Washington
Hugo R. Meyer
Chicago University
New York
Ohio
Pennsylvania
Atlantic Seaboard
Interstate Commerce Commission
Mississippi River
Mississippia
Europe
New England
West
East
Presbyterian reunion vote unites two major church branches
In Winona Lake Indiana on May 23 the general assembly of the Presbyterian church voted to reunite with the Cumberland Presbyterian body, approved the committee report, and referred details to a 21 member cooperation panel to work with Cumberland delegates. The vote showed 144 yeas to 39 nays with some presbyteries undecided. A 200th anniversary celebration of the Philadelphia presbytery was also planned.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Winona Lake Ind
General Assembly of
The
Presbyterian Church
Cumberland Presbyterian Body
Committee On Co
Cumberland
General Assembly
Reformed Church
General Synod
New York
Philadelphia
Violent Storm Kills At Least Two In Colorado
A violent storm swept Colorado causing two confirmed deaths in Fort Collins and uncertain toll elsewhere. Lightning struck Mrs. John Bee near Fort Collins, with another victim in Longmont. Amble reports say Greeley Eaton Windsor and vicinity suffered heavy damage as wires and trees fell during a torrential rain and high winds.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Denver
Colorado
Greeley
Fort Collins
John Bee
Longmont
Richard Clark
Ames
Eaton
Windsor
Colorado Springs
Manitou
Monument Creek
Former Auditor Schwanbeck Dead
Louis B. Schwanbeck former state auditor and noted Colorado expert accountant died yesterday morning at St. Anthony's hospital aged fifty four. He came from Germany at twenty and moved to Colorado engaging in hardware business with Otto Mears before entering politics as postmaster county assessor and treasurer. He served as state auditor 1889 to 1891 and later one term in the State Legislature.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Denver
Louis B. Schwanbeck
Colorado
St. Anthony's Hospital
Schwanbeck
America
Germany
Charles Adams
Meeker
Saguache
Otto Mears
Saguache County
Ascough Takes French Leave in Colorado City
W D Ascough a Colorado City real estate dealer disappeared a week ago and eight felony charges are pending. He failed to appear for trial and $9500 in bonds were forfeited. Bondsmen N B Hames and C D Taylor stood surety. May 17 deeds show thirteen lots transferred to bondsmen to secure the bonds.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Denver & Rio Grande
Leslie W. Popejoy
District Court
Colorado Springs
Tyson S. Dines
Stratton
Popejoy
Jaic Milsionaire
Colo
W. D. Ascough
Colorado City
N. B. Hames
C. D. Taylor
Ascough
Moffat Visits the President Over Gore Canyon Site
David H. Moffat and William G. Evans of Denver called on President Roosevelt and Director Wolcott to press the Denver Northwestern Pacific Railroad claim to use Gore Canyon for its roadway. The reclamation service has chosen the canon as a site for a Grand River water storage reservoir. Roosevelt gave careful hearing and promised reconsideration before final action.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Washington
David H. Moffat
William G. Evans
Denver
Roosevelt
Wolcott
Geological Survey
Denver, Northwestern & Pacific Railroad
Reclamation Service
Grand River
Grip’s ugly sequel cures grip with pink pills
Mrs Van Scoy recounts a severe grip attack followed by rheumatism and anemia. She credits Dr Williams Pink Pills with rapid relief after months of decline, noting three weeks in bed and strong recovery after four boxes. She lives at No 20 Thorpe Street Danbury Conn. Pills sold by druggists.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Laura M. van Scoy
No. 20
Thorpe Street
Danbury
Conn
Williams
Encouraging Infant Industries in Steel Districts
A New York World note praises infant industry in American steel, citing the U S last year producing about 42 percent of world output. In Carnegie steel areas Homestead and Munhall Pennsylvania the stork has brought eighty six christening souvenirs over three days. It suggests Carnegie distribute christening gifts to steel to further infant industry growth.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
United States
Carnegie Steel District
Homestead
Munhall
Pennsylvania
Stork
Republic
Carnegie
New York World
Baby near death cured by Cuticura remedy
A three month old boy plagued by a severe itching watery rash improved after the first Cuticura application and slept peacefully. The family reports a complete and permanent cure after one set, signed by Mrs M C Maitland of Jasper Ontario. A foreigner comment compares outdoor and indoor games.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
M. C. Maitland
Jasper
Ontario
TEA Think of the ceer in a TEA Think of the ceer
Advertising snippets mix quips about banking failures and fortunes with medical offers. Dr Kline’s nerve tonics and Piso’s Cure for Consumption are cited, alongside brief quotes on luck, shaving, and money value from various voices.
Insist on Getting It Defiance Starch Debate in Grocers
Some grocers say they do not keep Defiance Starch because they have 12 oz stock on hand made unsellable to customers who have used the 16 oz package. Many a strong man earns a weekly salary.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Defiance
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Rocky Ford Enterprise
Rocky Ford
M. Santos-Dumont
Panama
Great Britain
Luzerne
Luther Burbank
Georgia
London
Charles M. Schwab
Pittsburg
Kingdon Gould
Uchida
Japan
Mme. Modjeska
Dr. Osler
Damskieselhabet
Portsmouth
John Paul Jones
John Paul
Chicago
Portland Telegram
Cripple Creek
James Warford
Thomas C. Brown
Chris Miller
Isaac Liebe
Goldfield
Co. A. Gillett
Frank E. Cowles
Stella Boice
Cowles
Order of Railway Conductors
Grand and Routt Countie
Gore Canon Reservoir
Railroads and Progress
Angela
Moffat
President
Cutiura
Jones
Dr. Kline
Bic Kiang, Ltd
Arch Street
Joan F. Boren
Trinity Springs
Ind