Quips and Quirks From A Bygone Newspaper Page
A collage of satirical lines and short notices from a historical paper touches on politics, society, and culture. It references Carnegie, Miss Stone, the New York Stock Exchange, Russia Manchuria, and various social foibles with a wry, period voice.
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New York Stock Exchange
Colorado State Affairs and Doings at the Capital City
Governor Peabody reports District Attorney McMullin finds no valid damages claim from William Radcliff over a Grand Mesa hatchery destruction. State recovers taxes from 1500 liquor dealers, funds to cover World’s Fair, and several portents of state activity including royalties on Victor coal mines and new traveling library commission. The report details pardons, monument planning, and Flag Day events as well as forest land treaties and Leyden coal operations with tramway connections.
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Peabody
John Hay
8. G. McMullin
Delta County
William Radcliff
Colorado
Grand Mesa Lakes
The
Leyden Coal Company
Denver
Denver Tramway
Denver & Northwestern Railroad Company
Leyden
Elitch
West End
Ingoldsby
Tramway
Denver & Northwestern
Ingoldsby Patent
Water Supply Inspection by Special Deputy Mills in Colorado
Enos A. Mills, a special deputy of State Engineer Carpenter, made a six day inspection of Colorado’s water supply starting from Leadville and reaching Estes Park. He traversed Mosquito range to Alma and viewed headwaters including Michigan Jefferson Geneva creeks, trekked snow covered passes at 13 000 feet, camped without cover, and noted elk deer and two bears along the route. He covered about 120 miles on foot and endured severe snow storms during wintery travel.
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Enos A. Mills
Carpenter
Denver
Platte
Mr. Milla
Milla
Estes Park
Leadville
Mosquito Range
Alma
Buckskin Gulch
Hoosier
Boreas
Jefferson Post Office
Timber Line
Michigan
Jefferson Creek
Geneva Creek
Mosquito Pass
Appointed Wardens Expand State Game Force
State Game and Fish Commissioner J M Woodard names five chief wardens from Creede Grand Junction Glenwood Springs Steamboat Springs Fort Collins and appoints 72 special wardens to be unpaid but share one third of fines. Fishing season opened June 1 with 2000 posters printed including 1000 in Italian.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Game and Fish
J. M. Woodard
W. D. Wilson
Creede
Thomas G. Higgins
Grand Junction
Fred A. Gordon
Glenwood Springs
Henry Lehman
Steamboat Springs
J. L. Nightingale
Fort Collins
Harris
Woodard
Forest land exchange eyed to protect Colorado water supply
President Roosevelt and W A Richards are asked to approve a swap of over 600000 acres of Colorado forest lands for government agricultural lands to safeguard river water. Forestry chief Henry Michelson presented the plan in Cheyenne. action is expected in Washington.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Roosevelt
W. A. Richards
General Land Office
Colorado
Henry Michelson
Forestry Bureau
Cheyenne
Washington
State Land Board
Register Woodruff
Denver
Board of Education
Colorado briefs report losses and notable events
Fire losses total about 40000 with 15000 insured. Died June 6 Idaho Springs veteran Daniel Kooken. Cripple Creek snow and June openings. trout season from June 1 to Oct 31. Denver chamber aids Kansas flood victims. Lawrence Phipps contributes 100. Colorado State Rifle Association shoot August 23 24 at Denver club. Boulder drills Palm well May 30. Gunnison murders bound over. spring cold harms crops. Harvard Lampoon editor Leonard Carpenter Colorado Springs. University of Colorado commencement May 21. Stockgrowers elect officers June 6. Trust losses lower than expected. Lightning kills Cripple Creek Cripple Creek man James Bolinger. Postmasters raises totals. Union Pacific contract between Kearney and Silver Creek. Colorado College wins intercollegiate title. Byers avenue renamed in Hot Sulphur Springs. Downing released pending October trial. Agriculture report notes rain cold harming fruit veg. ranges improve. Mrs Ryder dies from celery medicine overdose. Bear killed by fall snow near Gillett. Pueblo Suburban Traction offers 1000 reward for two streetcar robbers. Albert Phillips dead by lightning. Martinez family scene. Pueblo Steel Works May payroll record high at 324422.76. June 20 payroll 375000. Boulder weather records. May coldest on record by 4.5 degrees. Colorado College engineering fundraising reaches 40000 pledged.
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Allman
Daniel
Kooken
Colorado
Idaho Springs
Cripple Creek
Denver Chamber of Commerce
Kansas
Lawrence C. Phipps
Colorado State Rifle Association
Denver Club
Boulder-London Gold, Land and Development Company
Boulder
Gunnison
Thomas Treasire
Hope Poos
John Poos
Leonard Carpenter
Colorado Springs
Harvard Lampoon
Harvard University
Carpenter
James
Baker
University of Colorado At Boulder
Presbyterian Church
Gunnison County Stockgrowers’ Association
W. A. Gillaspey
Martha Shute
State Board of Horticulture
James Bolinger
Victor
Divide
Delta
Trinidad
Grand Junction
Union Pacific Today
Kilpatrick Bros. & Collins
Denver
Kearney
Silver Creek
Nebraska
Unity of Colorado
State University, Agricultural College
School of Mines
University of Denver
W. N. Byers
Hot Sulphur Springs
Pine Street
Sweeney
Byers
W. T. Downing
Downing
Whitewater
S. G
Bison Park
Gillett
Pike's Peak
Pueblo and Suburban Traction and Lighting Company
Albert Phillips
Warren Live Stock Company
Carr Station
Weld County
Phillips
Des Moines
Iowa
Walsenburg
Claudio Martinez
Judge Advocate General Explains New Militia Law
Judge Advocate General Davis sent an opinion to the secretary of war clarifying disputed points in the new militia statute. He reviews sections 14 and 15 on funding and joint maneuvers with regular forces, asserts state governors retain control, and notes pay provisions for militia officers. He also discusses section 18 and past drills to determine eligibility for benefits.
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Washington
Davis
Secretary of War
Treasury Department
United States
National Guards Partici
Pate
National Guard
Judge Advocate General
Immense Loss From South Carolina Cloudburst
A South Carolina cloudburst caused severe flood damage with at least 80 deaths and property losses around 3.5 million dollars. Pacolet and Clifton mills suffered heavy destruction, with Clifton No 2 and No 3 mills partly or wholly ruined, and Pacolet Nos 1 and 2 destroyed. Rescue efforts and relief drives mobilized as towns like Union faced isolation and workers faced dire need.
Deaths by Own Action in Colorado Springs and Denver
Alvaro Hemenway was found dead near Fountain Creek in Colorado Springs with a self-inflicted gunshot wound. His son Orin E. Hemenway led searches. no inquest will be held. In Denver, Francis Marion Roberts, grand recorder of the Ancient Order of United Workmen, shot himself to avoid turning over office records amid a $1,000 shortage.
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Denver
Colorado Springs
Alvaro Hemenway
Fountain Creek Flats
Portland Pasture
Midland Bridge
Fountain Creek
Portland Mill
William Myers
O. E. Hemenway
Hemenway
Orin E. Hemenway
Francis Marion Roberts
No. 2010
Market Street
Nellie Williams
Roberts
Order of United Workmen
Order
Lodge
Collision near Marseilles sinks Liban with heavy loss
The Liban passenger steamer on a Bastia voyage was run down by the Insulaire off Maire island. Of about 240 aboard, it is feared over 100 perished, with many others missing. The two Fraissenet Steamship Company vessels were involved in the tragedy.
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Marseilles
Insulaire
Liban
Fraissenet Steamship Company
Bastia
Corsica
Maire Island
Flood Devastation Near Madison and St Louis
Reports from St Louis describe a breached levee near Madison causing fifteen deaths among American Car and Foundry workers. Some 150 trapped on crumbling levee sections were rescued by a small steamer and the Annie Russell could not reach them. The Mississippi rose to 36.9 feet, flooding farms and rail lines north of East St Louis and damaging Merchants' Bridge approach.
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St. Louis
Madison
American Car and Foundry Works
Annie Russell
Black Walnut
Venice
Granite City
East St. Louis
Merchants’ Bridge
St. Charles
Attacked by a Wildcat Near Cripple Creek
Filius Franks a ranchman from near Marigold Colorado fought a wildcat on a hill trail while returning for medicine. He was unarmed and managed to drive off the animal after a struggle but suffered deep scratches and torn clothing.
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Cripple Creek
Colo
Filius Franks
Marigold
Franks
Mazatlan Seeks Open again After Plague Ends
Mazatlan merchants petition the federal government to reopen the port to commerce as the plague has completely disappeared from the city.
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Mazatlan
Mexico City
Union Pacific Earnings Rise Amid Strike Impact
Omaha report shows ten months ending April 30 with net earnings over 18 million dollars. April gross earnings gain near 500 thousand and net earnings up 228 854 dollars.
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Omaha
Union Pacific
Doan's Kidney Pills Prove Lasting for Mrs Broderick
Mrs. Robert Broderick of San Antonio Texas reports kidney trouble pain and headaches from 1902 eased after using Doan's Kidney Pills. She cites lasting relief with only slight recurrences over a year and endorses keeping a box on hand. A free trial offer is available by mail from Foster Milburn Co Buffalo NY with druggist sales at 60 cents a box.
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Robert Broderick
Virginia St
San Antonio
Tex
Dean
Doan
Jackals and Tigers in Indian Battle for Safety
Government statistics reveal jackals kill or abduct more children in India than tigers, a claim juxtaposed with everyday ads and anecdotes about starch, tobacco, bread, and a Chicago social quip, reflecting a chaotic early 20th century newspaper page.
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India
Government of India
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Rocky Ford Enterprise
Rocky Ford, Colorado
Bhamrock
Russia
Manchuria
Hetty Green
Andrew Carnegie
Philadelphia
Honduras
London
Skibo Castle
Peter Stanley
Ohio
Carnegie
New York
Andrew
Harry Lehra
Los Angeles
Arkansas
Missi
Ssippi River
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Boston Globe
Richard Harding Davis
Marion
Mass
Mr. Davis
Balkans
Chicago
America
Uncle Sam
Kishineff
Paris Journal Des Debates
Peter Schwartz
St. Patrick's Day
Paris
New York Herald
Papa
Miss Stone
Cassini
Routt
Capitol Grounds
Board of
Capitol Managers
Abraham Lincoln
Illinois
Victor Fuel Company
Land Board
Huerfano
Las Animas
W. T. Kirkpatrick
Emerald Lakes
Durango
Senate
Colorado Traveling Library Commission
Colorado Federation of Woman's Clubs
Mra
Mary C. C. Bradford
A. M. Welles
Mra. W. 5. Peabody
T. A. McHarg
Board of Pardons
M. L. Haulenbeck
Chaffee County
Haulenbeck
Floyd M. Jackson
Kiowa County
Hagar
State Board of Equalization
Telephone and Telegraph
Moffat Road
Leyden Junction
Sons of the Revolution
J. B. Grant
Sons and Daughters of the Revolution
City Park
Manual Training School
East Denver
West Denver High School
Pueblo
United States Interior Department
Pueblo Steel Works
Colorado Fuel & Iron Company
Minnequa
W. F. Slocum
Colorado College
South Carolina
Columbia
S. C
Piedmont
Clifton
Pacolet
Union
Converse
Clifton No
Clifton No. 1
Pacolet No
Clifton Mill
Dexter Mills
Clifton Mills
Glendale Mills
Union Pacific Statement
Kansas City
Baxter
Bullhead & Cent
Julia
John
Jane
Uberlacht
Jenkins
Littleton
Creamery
Maken
Libby
Libby, McNeill & Libby
NSIO
John W.onris
Free
Lassonen Et Aly
Syratn
Evea Cove