Witty bits and curiosities from a 1900s column
A Colorado newspaper page compiles quirky items and social quips. It lampoons politicians, entertainers, and everyday life with humorous takes on May Yohe in Paris, Carrie Nation, train robbers, sultans, ankle bugs, and a New York farmer's wife inheritance.
A Warrior Bold in a Prison Escape Tale
Charlie and an Anglo-Saxon youth named Alexander Brand plot a tunnel escape from a grimy dungeon. The Barron Peterhoff misreads the scene, pardons follow, and Charlie learns Arline Brand’s link as he faces breakfast with the baron and contemplates the next move.
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Charlie
Alexander Brand
Arline
Mein Herr
Baron Peterhoff
Paul
Silas
Charile
Arline Brand
Isolde
Brand
Baron and escapee seek aid to unmask fraud
Charlie and Baron Demetruus Peterholt leave Steen dungeons arm in arm at dawn. They head to the baron’s palatial home where Charlie shares his tale, the baron eager to expose the “unholy fraud” and aid in unmasking the culprit. The scene sets for a decisive confrontation to come.
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Steen
Charlie
Baron Demetruus Peterholt
London
Alexander Brand
The Theological Student Leaves Hearts Card Game
A university group of students in a fraternity house played hearts with chips for scoring. When jackpot was proposed, a devout theological student, shocked by the term, declared he was through and left. Despite attempts to explain, he would not resume the game.
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New York Tribune
Swiss Language Shifts In Census Reveal French Gains
The London News notes French, German, and Italian are spoken in Switzerland. 1888 counts show German 2,083,097. French 634,613. Italian 155,130. The latest official census shows German 2,319,105. French 733,220. Italian 222,247. Some cantons show reduced German use, notably Neufchâtel with 22,000 speakers down to 17,000.
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London News
Switzerland
Helvetian Republic
Neufchatel
What Made Shakespeare Great A Gift Not Hard Work
The view that hard work created Shakespeare’s genius is absurd. His finest imagination was a divine gift, not earned through toil. Shakespeare, Byron, Shelley, and Keats wrote rapidly, with fevered energy, and could be revised by managers, proving mind’s natural gifts over effort.
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Shakespear
Carnegie
Shakespeare
Homer
Keats
Brooklyn widow rejects undertaker ad with a Philadelphia tie
A Brook lyn widow who received an advertising circular from a local undertaker firm responds with humor and a Philadelphia angle. She notes her brother died in Philadelphia last year and suggests writing to his family, turning a routine pitch into a pointed personal jab.
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Philadelphia
Brooklyn
Cleveland Plaig
Ear sense tied to altitude found by Bonnier
M Paul Bonnier reports the ear senses altitude through barometric pressure changes in addition to hearing. He demonstrated the sensation during a balloon ascent and notes the faculty may be more developed in birds than in humans. The discovery suggests ordinary tasks gain beauty through diligent execution.
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M. Paul Bonnier
Sugar Beet Tops and Soil Health Debate Rises
Mr Edward C Post secretary of a Michigan beet sugar cooperative reports sugar in beets varies by depth. Tops above ground contain substantial sugar but not more than lower parts. Beets grown mostly below surface yield higher sugar. The article also notes grasses and pastures influence on stock feeding and soil humus. Rotating sugar beets with other crops reduces soil drainage and boosts yields for wheat rye barley oats peas and potatoes in German trials.
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Edward C. Post
Co-Operative Beet Sugar Company
Michigan
Post
Germany
Creamery Picnics in the Northwest
Creamery picnics are now held in parts of the northwest especially Minnesota under creamery managers or patrons associations. Attendees include patrons their families and other farmers. The gatherings foster thorough discussion of dairy business and are praised for their informal friendly atmosphere.
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Northwest
Minnesota
How Many Trees Live and What It Means for Orchards
A horticulture essay notes that most planted trees fail to become fruit bearers. Estimates show only one in a hundred trees planted may prove a good bearer, with Missouri figures at one in twenty bearing and one in fifty fruitful for years. The piece urges societies to educate growers on proper planting and care to expand orchards.
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Missouri State Horticultural Society
Fires and Forests Practical forestry view on regrowth
The greatest damage from the lumberman is not just cutting the forest but fire and ground slash. Fire destroys seed trees and hinders natural regeneration, leaving only fire resistant species. Locust fringe plantations offer coppice vigor and utility for poles. railroads in Europe plant it along tracks for profit.
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Europe
Selecting grasses and clovers for the middle south
Prof. Andrew M. Soule warns that few grasses and clovers suit general culture in the middle south. Farmers should favor well established varieties, study their soil adaptability, and resist chasing flashy novelties until proven valuable.
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Andrew M. Soule
Middle South
Grape Rot Prevention Advice From Ohio Experiment Station
The Ohio Experiment Station urges six day interval spraying to stop grape rot and recommends Soda Bordeaux mixture or ammoniacal copper carbonate. Regular Bordeaux mix is only sometimes safe on Catawba grapes. For Concords and early varieties, Soda Bordeaux should be used until August 16 with one Catawba post dates, notes Botanist A Db pey.
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Ohio
A. Db
Pey
Ohio Experiment Station
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