Few Little and Émiles Anecdotes from the Press
A quirky collection of brief jokes and quips from various readers’ sources. A struggling poet seeks an editor while the editor is said to be abroad in Africa. A child asks for a spanking to spare his thoughts during a swim. A professor debate ends with a witty retort. A cashier’s excuse frames a motive to miss work.
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Hat fitting at Swelldorf prompts boastful exchange
An exchange near Swelldorf features a boast about a hat purchase. One speaker notes the hat fits well and calls it the best one, while the other confirms the praise with a casual remark about the fit. The dialogue has a light, informal tone.
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Swelldorf
Joke exchange over math lesson and marriage salary query
A humorous exchange notes a pupil asking about a new teacher who first says two plus two is four and then changes to three plus one, making four. The piece also jokes about expected salary before marriage, with a quip that a bookkeeper suggests a man should earn a bit more than he ever will.
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Bobby
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Brooklyn Eagle
Tariff Mention Pops Up In Odd Chelsea Record
A quirky Chelsea Record item hints at tariff talk in a playful note about fashion and careful dressing, pairing a historical tone with a light commentary on daily life.
Object Lesson Wife Coat Discontent Sparks Jest
A humorous dialogue pairs a wife complaining about her old coat with a playful husband reply comparing squirrels to coats. The exchange highlights domestic banter and light humor surrounding clothing.
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Fire Sale and Dinner Joke Sparks Dinner Delicatessen Mockery
A brief comic note describes Mrs Newlywed apologizing for a burned dinner and Mr Newlywed mishearing it as a fire at a delicatessen, hinting at a humorous Pathfinder moment. The item captures light domestic humor in a dated news-style tone.
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