Count Him Out
A minister advertised for a two man servant and a young man arrived asking to start chores at seven. The man balked at the work, stating he came to get married, and declined the job, saying it was too much work. The story reflects a humorous misfit between expectation and labor.
Proof Enough — marriage query sparks skating remark
A brief exchange centers on a claim of marriage. The remark notes that someone asked if the woman would learn to put on her old skates, implying domestic partnership. The tone is speculative and observational, with no formal confirmation.
Getting Her Man
A maiden accuses a suitor of courting to win a proposal while night visits and time stealing cause mischief. The magistrate sentences the man to six months. A child remarks the clock striking three and miscounts.
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Udo
Palm Reader Decision Amid Household Debate
A lighthearted note reports a wife and husband debating visiting a palmist or a mind reader. The husband jokes that going to a palmist suits him since he clearly has a palm, highlighting playful domestic humor without harsh detail.
Gossip Rule Echoed In Private Letters
A noted saying declares never to gossip or reveal anything about anyone unless proven true, drawing a sharp reaction of “Dear me, how mean!” from onlookers who condemn the sentiment as harsh and impractical.
The Hitch in the Hitch and a Canadian marriage certificate
A clumsy exchange mocks a prospective groom seeking a certificate proving health. A teacher questions Movtreat’s population as Johnny replies uncertainty about local residents.
Not Guilty Judge The Constable Speeding Exchange
A quirky courtroom exchange reveals a motorist arguing he was speeding on the way to Podunk to fetch his mother in law and her pets. The judge discharges, while another line calls a witness laconic and unresolved.
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Podunk
Eternal City Transforms with New Rome Boom
The Vatican Holy Door ceremony by Pope Pius XI marks an extraordinary Holy Year as Rome undergoes a vast modernization. Pilgrims and tourists arrive via Lit torio Airport and Ostia seaplanes to see vast changes, including the Vic tor Emmanuel II monument, modern apartments, new roads like Via dei Coli, and an expanded water system with illuminated Trevi Fountain. The Vatican becomes an independent city with its own government, stamps, and a tiny railway. American visitors face no visa requirement.
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St. Peter's Basilica
Vatican City
Pius XI
Rome
Littorio
Forums
Vesta
Marcellus
Colosseum
Europe
Castel Sant’ Angelo
Ministry of Justice
Seven Hills
Caapitoline
Victor Emmanuel II
Italy
New Rome
Trevi
Via Dei Coli
Victor Emmanuel Monument
Mussolini
Algo
Vatican
Central Park
New York City
Stato Della
Age-Old Query About Parent and Child Hearts
The New York World Telegram piece laments the emotional impact of witnessing a large open-air school festa where children perform dances and drills. It contrasts innocent happiness with adult longing and questions the moral guidance given to the next generation, ending with a plea for life to be gentler on six thousand singing children.
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Walker Ferguson
New York World-Telegram
Tong Wee Ranch
Four-Footed Servitors Still Valued on Farm
Wayne Dinsmore argues in Horse that more than 15,000,000 American horses and mules remain employed on farms. He notes horses and mules as a primary power source have not left the farm, with a decline due to growing tractors and motor trucks.
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Wayne Dinsmore
Mr. Dinsmore
Mure
Literary Digest
No Records of Druids Left to Reveal Origin
Summary of Stimpson's account outlines the druids as priestly classes among Celts in Gaul, Britain, and Ireland. It notes their oral tradition, roles as magicians and astrologers, the oak grove worship, and legends of Japheth ancestry with migration to Europe. Caesar's account and Roman battles at Anglesey are cited as end points of their traditional lineage.
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Stimpson
Gaul
Britain
Ireland
Japheth
Asia
Europe
France
Wales
Caesar
Island of
Anglesey
Irish Sea
North Wales
Agricols
Mittens and Gloves Across Ancient Times and Myth
The text traces the mitten and glove use from ancient Egypt and Homeric poetry to medieval Europe and renaissance court life. It notes gloves as religious, ceremonial, and practical items, comparing garden gloves to Al Jolson’s era, and recalls the fan’s移 origin from Japan and China. It blends myth, history, and fashion milestones.
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Tut
Homer
Zenophon
Ulysses
al Jolson
Rtquette
Philip Hainhofer
Bavarie
Munich
Venius
Calypso
Circe
Penelope
Europe
Japan
China
Ounce of Prevention for Tuberculosis Control
Dr. J. A. Myers argues in Hygeia Magazine that preventing TB in uninfected children is crucial. Focusing time and effort on child health can quench the spread, serving as essential prevention in the national TB battle.
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J. A. Myers
Hygeia Magazine
Breach of promise suit decided in sisters case
Inez and Frances recount a Brooklyn Bagie tale where Sue’s breach of promise suit ends with a minor jury verdict of cents. The dialogue notes the outcome as a small sum and a neat, humorous resolution among sisters.
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Inez
Sue
Frances
Brooklyn
Two Girls Suggest Dickie Doos For Birthday Gift
In Indianapolis News two high school girls discuss a birthday present for a friend. One suggests gift items from a florist and identifies a “dickie doos” as a fitting choice while the other mishears the term before agreeing the item would be perfect.
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Indianapolis News
Baby likeness sparks house-side joke between Smythes
The Smythes joked with their bachelor neighbor about which side of their house their baby resembled. The neighbor hesitated, replying he could not tell which side the child resembled, giving a playful, witty exchange.
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Smythes
Smythe
Not His Specialty The President-The college laws you violated were made so plain
The Sophomore claims he is not a rocker while the weight events spark fun highlighting college life in Brooklyn Eagle coverage of student antics and campus rules.
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Brooklyn Eagle
Shining Light and Polished Mary in Stray Stories
Stray Stories offers a fragment where a polished girl named Mary is asked for her thoughts. The dialogue hints at how Mary’s words reflect on others, suggesting a reflective, terse vignette about perception and reputation.
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Mary
Public meeting backs movement to preserve rural beauty
A public meeting was held to support a new movement for preserving rural beauty, provoking indignation from a speaker who argued that preservation is insulting and unnecessary.
Senator Blames Opposition in Busy Re Election Year
Senator Sorghum blasts the opposition for all faults, defending a busy reelection race that leaves little time for accomplishments. A friend questions his claim, noting his duties keep him worrying about returning to office rather than addressing policy.
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Sorghum
Everthing
Blessed Relief from Empty Pockets
A brief cartoonish dialogue notes dull routine of empty pockets and the wish for change. Uzystreet comments relief could come from a little money. The tone is light hearted and lacks a clear event or individuals.
Vicar Suggests Safety Pins Over Buttons in Plate
A remark from the vicar in Loudon Tit-Bits notes that members of the congregation have been placing buttons in the collection plate. He jokes that, with a recent arrival at the vicarage, safety pins could be substituted.
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Loudon
Young Painter Helen Says This Is Just a Young Tree
Six year old Helen, a budding artist, painted a picture of a girl and a tree. Adults said the girl was out of proportion. She replied that the scene is simply a young tree, defending her art with humor.
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Helen
Gideon Chooses Watchful Drinkers In Battle Tale
A Sunday School teacher recounts Gideon selecting his men by actions at a water source. Those who watched with one eye while drinking with the other were chosen, while others laid down arms and drank plainly. The account highlights vigilance and discipline in leadership choices.
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Gideon
Boston Renscriph
After Five Years of Suffering Ends for Mrs Whitaker
Mrs Bertha H Whitaker of Nevada Iowa reports five years of itching and hair loss ending after trying Cuth urn Soap and Ointment from Potter Drug. She bought three cakes and two boxes and says she was healed. Ad copy notes prices 25 cents each for Soap Ointment and He aleum.
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Bertha H. Whitaker
Rt. 1
Nevada
Iowa
Healeum
Potter Drug & Chemical Corp
Malden
Mass
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