New Nursery Ballads for Democrats I
A satirical verse recounts a Democratic convention scene with figures like Douglas delegates and a senator who frantically withdraws from the action. The piece mocks the politics of a split party and hints at rapid shifts in allegiance amid a Charleston themed ballad.
Political Row Notes on Illinois Battle and Douglas
Be jabers parry Stave Douglas as Republicans back Sixcey Who, hailed for stump in Illinois. The piece mocks Douglas praise of Kansas, slavery issues, and Administration loyalists while hinting at further remarks on annexation and Charleston.
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Douglas
Winkin
Blinkin
Sixcey
Illinois
Kansas
An Enlistment That Brings Hope to a London Family
A bitter winter day in Whitechapel finds a destitute mother with two hungry children in a damp cellar. Her husband returns with food after enlisting as a soldier, revealing desperation and a costly choice. The enlistment proves fortunate, leading to eventual improvement despite hardship.
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Whitechapel
Manma
Joe
Jane
Celestial wine drinker and brass image tale
A New York Times story recounts a drinker who can soak up wine with ease, then a brass image at a banquet mirroring his intake. The emperor tests the tale by pouring wine into the image as the man drinks, but the outcome hinges on digestion and material absorbency.
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China
New York Times
Rails figure in Illinois Republican campaign tale
The Philadelphia Press Chicago correspondent notes two fence rails carried to a Republican Convention in Decatur Illinois and presented as rails split by Old Abe the rails are said to have been used to curry favor with working classes in the campaign.
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Philadelphia
Chicago
Philadelphia Press
Ilinois
Decatur
Abe
Traveler and Maid Exchange Dime for Kiss Tale
A weary westward traveler rests at a muddy doorstep and asks for water from a young maid. She, newly paid with a dime for a kiss, offers it back and requests another kiss, prompting a playful exchange as he resumes his journey.
Comic Census Parody Echoes 1860 Questions in Cleveland
The Cleveland Plain Dealer reprints a humorous mock census list from 1860. It riffs on typical questions with absurd twists about reading tastes, family quirks, tobacco use, sins, and curious items like fighting weight and straw-berry marks.
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Cleveland Plain Dealer
Moscow
Cobb
Seward
Japanese Handkerchiefs for Nose Blowing Fashion
A New York Herald correspondent describes Japanese nose blowing habits using pocket sized sheets folded with a memo book center as disposable handkerchiefs. He notes early contact with William Adams and suggests Japanese paper handkerchiefs as cool summer wear and inexpensive wardrobe stock.
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New York Herald
Tom
Harry
Japan
Wiliam Adams
Lock the wheels or you face destruction
A warning message urges a young man to brake to avoid a ruinous fate on the road of intemperance. The text uses vivid imagery of speeding wheels and an abyss to press for immediate action to stop progress toward disaster.
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Wueeta
Bat Week and Sunday Religiosity Comment
A critique notes that a busy week filled with selfishness followed by a Sabbath of religious exercise fosters Phariseeism rather than true Christian living. It claims some view Sunday as a sponge to wipe weekly sins.
Lincoln’s First Administration Budget Gaffe
When news of Lincoln’s nomination reached Springfield his friends asked how many guns to fire. Lincoln replied he would begin retrenchment and economy and urged firing but one gun for an Senate, signaling a cautious start to his administration.
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Springfield
Senate
Tragic murder in Harvestraw strikes town
A five year old, Carrie Freeman, daughter of Rev. A S Freeman, is killed by Mrs. Marcus Kirkpatrick in Harvestraw. The killer, present during the act, used a carving knife and confessed to the crime as gasfitters worked in the parsonage. The deranged woman is to be sent to an asylum.
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Newark Daily Mercury
Harvestraw
N. Y
A. S. Freeman
Central Presbyterian Church
Marcus Kirkpatrick
Carrie Freeman
Earth
Carrie
Mr. Freeman
Vansant
Fight with Snakes Survived by James Langford in Farm Field
James Langford of Fearing township endured a fifteen to twenty minute battle with three large snakes while repairing a harrow near a tree. The largest snake was crushed between Langford’s teeth after he seized an axe and fought to free himself. The second snake was killed. the third escaped as Langford exhausted.
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James Langford
Fearing
Throne
Mr. Laugkford
The Weather Key and Moon Phase Theories
A French letter from M. Connick praises a moon based weather rule. It claims Marshal Bugeaud first noted an ancient Spanish manuscript detailing predictable atmospheric laws. Connick asserts weather consistency across lunar days eight months yearly, with October February March and April as exceptions.
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M. Connick
Courrier Des Fluiies
France
Marshal Bugeaud
M. de Connick
Convicts Foil Escape Bid in Michigan City
Last Tuesday several Michigan City prisoners attempted an escape. guards opened fire and McGraw was instantly killed. The remaining convicts surrendered and were returned to their quarters, according to the St. Joseph Register.
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Michigan City
McGraw
St. Jo
Wisconsin Legislator Attacks Debt Laws in Humorous Speech
A Wisconsin legislative proposal to abolish debt collection laws is lampooned by Mr. Elmore. The speech recounts legal blunders, a long court battle over oxen, a costly kick, and mockery of justice costs as evidence that the system is a cheat. It contrasts with anecdote about Japanese wearing American shoes and officials choosing oversized footwear in Washington.
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Wisconsin
Elmore
Hhis
Bushwood
Milwaukee
Pennsylvania
Miller
Walworth County
Irwin
Ionewee
Clerk
Speaker
Washington
New York Tribune
Uncle Zeke Objects to Jury Duty in Ouachita Case
A juror named Uncle Zeke from Pine EEI's in Ouachita balked at serving, confessing he had drunk heavily for a week and eaten only catfish at the tavern, fearing weak nerves would affect his ability to judge. The court faced trouble, but the reasons were disclosed and the matter proceeded.
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Zeke
Cattle Drover Brings Gold Dust From Denver Market
G W Curtis alone brought in about 7200 dollars in gold dust from Denver today as part of a 700 head cattle drove from Fat Belknap Texas. The party faced a 1200 mile route to avoid hostile tribes. 406 head of the drove were sold net. Gold dust of 430 ounces fetched 15 75 per ounce in St Louis but Denver offered 13, so the shipment went to the Philadelphia mint. Robert Campbell & Co. handled the transfer indicating strong western frontier markets for beef pork and flour.
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G. W. Curtis
Denver
Fat Belknap
Texas
St. Louis
Philadelphia
Robert Campbell & Co
St. Louis Dem
Ex Senator Dix Becomes New York City Pot Master
Ex senator Dix succeeds Mr Fowler as pot master of New York City. He enters the office with an air of honesty, while Democratic officers are said to show more character for honesty when they come in than when they go out.
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Dix
Sailor Accuses Shipmate of Stealing Watch in Nautical Exchange
A sailor bluntly accuses a shipmate of stealing a watch in a candid exchange at sea. The remark ends with mock bravado as crew members navigate tensions aboard the vessel.
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