Clean Streams and Odd Tidbits From Dolton
Weekly column notes water shortages and public indifference in Dolton Illinois. It lampoons stock market losses for climbers and rides with strangers, and jokes about snail life in Florida and Cuba. It mentions football, women teachers, weddings, and tree care in a satirical voice.
Raiders Target Gardeners Along Rural Roads
A type of thief roams cities and towns in cars with bags to steal fruits and vegetables from farmers and gardeners along routes. The piece condemns the act as cruel and urges authorities to pursue the raiders and defend rural producers.
Record Enrollment Clocks Biggest School Census Yet
Public schools in many communities report record fall enrollments as population holds steady. More beginners enter while fewer drop out from upper grades, keeping children in school longer. The higher expense is a burden now, yet promises greater future intelligence and productivity for the community.
MAT professor rogers sparks campus snob remark
Professor Rogers of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology stirred students with advice urging snobbery as a social stance. The remark caused campus debate over student conduct and academics.
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Massachusetts Institute of Technology
Teachers and the influence of women educators debated
The piece argues that critics claim there are too many women teachers while noting the positive impact on student discipline and the legions of successful men who credit teachers, especially idealistic schoolmarms, for guiding their early principles and industry.
Political Organization and the Drive for Public Welfare
The Republican national committee elected a new chairman who will devote full time to the party and business relations. The Democratic committee is pursuing preparations for next year’s campaigns with equal vigor. Without strong agencies to inform voters, people risk drifting into choosing undesirable candidates after primaries. A republican government is not a passenger train but a force building the road to community welfare.
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Republican National Committee
Democratic National Committee
Baltimore to Get a 15 Million Aircraft Plant
Baltimore is set to host a 15 million dollar aircraft plant signaling growing interest in commercial aviation. The article argues large investments show aviation is becoming a major transport mode and that careful regulation will reduce accidents as the industry improves safety comparable to railroads.
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Baltimore
Illinois Cold Facts From Wartime, Gas Sales and Bridges
Illinois boasts the McKinley Bridge across the Mississippi as a leading electric railway span. Fort Russell in Edwardsville served as a key War of 1812 military site. The state ranks high in fuel burning electric generating capacity and horse numbers, while gas sales for home heating constitute about seven percent of total Illinois manufactured gas company sales in early 1929. Infant mortality in Illinois fell in 1928, despite a national rise, and 1,520 Illinois farmers use motor-powered cultivators. The Chicago park department spent more on public recreation in 1928 than several large eastern cities combined.
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Charles Burgess
Wenona
Springfield
Illinois
Chicago Park Department
New York
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Illinois Peach Crop Sets Shipment and Ice Records
Illinois reports a record peach crop with more than 4000 car shipments valued over 3 million dollars. Central Illinois Public Service iced 1400 tons in 24 hours and then kept five days at 1000 tons daily, exceeding prior daily records of 9090 tons.
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Centralia
Illinois
Central Illinois Public Service Company
Mystery Theft and Murder Rumors Stiran Pot
A cryptic note hints at theft and murder across multiple sources. It mentions items both stolen and not and claims all items end up in a shared pot. Authorities investigate the unclear links between incidents and origin.
Dying merchant jokes about long tenure and advertising
A dying merchant tells his lawyer he bequeaths $5,000 to each man who has served 20 years. The lawyer notes the shop hasn’t existed 20 years, and the merchant replies that the gesture is good advertising.
A Different Kind of Funeral March
A humorous verse warns of foodborne dangers from microbes in everyday fare and drinks. It lampoons dieting fears with ghoulish lines about clams, lobster, onions, pies, and sauerkraut while predicting visits from doctors and undertakers as meals tempt fate. The chorus riffs on inevitability of illness and death from “some little bug.”
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Styx
Milky Way
Eel Organ Misconception and Regional Fatal Impact
The Smithsonian notes an eel tail organ that pulsates and is seen as a second heart by fishermen but is not a real heart. In Unis region a strike to an eel yields a fatal effect similar to a heart blow.
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Smithsonian Institution
Unis
Voice Transmission Through Wires Explained
The Bureau of Standards notes that voice does not travel along a telephone wire. A moving diaphragm modulates an electric current which drives a second diaphragm to reproduce the voice.
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Bureau of Standards
Time Is Plentiful You Can Spare Ours For What You Want
A reflective essay notes how people postpone goals and dreams, urging decisive action. It argues time feels abundant but should be seized for meaningful projects and personal ambitions.
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Oalwass
Anerican Magazine
Fustian Writing In Literature
A note on fustian as forced overblown rhetoric in literature. The term signals bombastic style filled with metaphors and high flown phrasing. Renes
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