Lie Discreetly About Your Age Advice from a 19th century column
A New York Morning Telegraph excerpt offers social guidance on age and honesty. It cites a 1882 lynching discussed by schoolchildren, notes a woman’s reaction, and cautions readers to avoid implying youthfulness or misrepresenting age when describing patriotism or personal history.
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Lincoln
New York Morning Telegraph
Real Joy of Leisure Quote by Henry Van Dyke
A clipped quotation on leisure contrasts with overwork, attributed to Henry Van Dyke. The line celebrates pleasure found in work without becoming enslaved, noting it is known only to those who have experienced disciplined labor.
His Plaint. A Funeral of Hope and Hair Loss Loss
A man jokes about his hair while sharing an elevator moment with a woman. He mourns a personal distress and fears his scalp may never regrow as she finishes crimping in front of a mirror.
Foreign toy firms in Nuremburg cater to export trade
Small factories in the Nuremburg district Germany and other toy makers with six to twenty workers all serve foreign trade. The article notes that even small establishments are geared to international markets.
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Nuremburg
Germany
Happy Medium in Campaign Gifts Echoes in Puck Quote
A political expert asks Dustin Stax what to give to a campaign fund and contemplates balancing a large sum with avoiding scandal. The definition of job and position is contrasted in a Puck style quip. Rev Hiram Bingham arrives from Honolulu to work in the Gilbert Islands, noting early literacy barriers and a stolen mail incident.
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Dustin Stax
Puck
Hiram Bingham
Honolulu
Alameda
South Seas
Gilbert Islands
The Great Pacificator as Bridge Between France and Germany
The uncle of Europe who leads 400,000,000 people is praised as a great pacifier of the era. The speaker claims personal effort in clearing the world’s sky and suggests he could serve as a bridge of true friendliness between France and Germany, the nations not yet fully allied without reserve.
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Europe
France
Germany
Sheffield Daily Independent
Typhoid Linked to Pichler Milk Supply
Health officials trace a West Pullman typhoid outbreak to Pichler’s milk wagons. The department seized milk operations and seeks license revocation after finding eleven dairies examined. H Slader near Hartsdale shows typhoid in the family, predating local cases.
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Health Department
West Pullman
Pichler
H. Slader
Hartsdale
Lake County
Ind
Koehler
South Side
Fire devastates International Salt docks and nearby premises
A major blaze raged at the International Salt docks on 103rd street by the Calumet river, destroying offices of the Elgin Joliet and Eastern railway and fifty rail cars. Losses approach 800000 with 650000 barrels of salt burned. Police detain former dock worker P E Gippford as flames spread over South Chicago. Suburban sidewalk widening along Michigan avenue noted and city curfew ordinances loom to curb late youthful activity.
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International Salt Company
103Rd Street
Calumet River
Elgin, Joliet and Eastern Railway
Chicago
Calumet
P. E. Gippford
Ambivalence in Proposals Cited in Courtship Advice
A columnist muses that a man appearing embarrassed beside a young woman may be gathering nerve to propose or possibly trying to avoid proposing. The piece underscores social nerves in courting, framing hesitation as a common obstacle rather than a sign of intention.
A Gentle Criticism and the Educated Goose
A wry remark from a drug store philosopher follows a near collision as a motor car swerves past. He notes that wild geese honk continually while the educated goose forgets to honk, delivering a dry, comic parable on learned restraint.
Riverdale Club Race Challenge Accepted by Augusta Boat
The Riverdale Hunting and Fishing Club issued a 50 mile race challenge for September 20 offering $25 or more. The Augusta boat accepted the challenge and notified the club on October 22, 1908.
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Riverdale Hunting and Fishing Club
Augusta
Honest Policy Cited In Humorous New Jersey Speech
A sober speech in a famed New Jersey city is quoted, featuring a jokey basket delivery to Mr. Peare at Peach and Plum streets and a quip about honesty as the best policy. The lines mix playful dialect and regional setting with a nod to political virtue. The item mirrors 19th century humor and political commentary.
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Jersey
New Jersey
Peare
Harper’s Weekly
Not Quite the Thing Matrimonial Anecdotes
A dated gag collection notes a 75 year old wealthy widow as a pearl and a count who prefers the shell. A fiancé’s mispunctuated note from the Boston Transcript reveals a humorous misreading about engagement and a suitor named Jack Haggard and a proposed proposal.
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Jack Haggard
Jack
Boston Transcript
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