Hit or Miss Column Notes War and Wit
Column mixes World War I commentary with humorous quips. It tracks shifting European fronts, praises divine-right rulers, jokes about sea mine schemes, and lampoons morale and sports futures amid the conflict. It mentions Mexico and Villa, Carranza, and a Boston Philadelphia world series frame-up chatter.
Odd Bits of News from Bloomington to Kentucky
Highlights include McLean Co. Better Farming Assn seeks a college graduate farm adviser at 4000 dollars yearly for 300 members. A 2 year old boy in Marion, Iowa, swept into a storm sewer but rescued unharmed. In Lima, Ohio, H K Cooney faces suspicion of whisky distillation after draining grain juice from a silo. A six year old boy is shipped from Highview West Virginia to Virginia under parcel post. A Slighview postmaster ignores a rule banning mailing human bodies. A Lancaster Kentucky woman donates Sunday-laid egg proceeds to church, yielding a substantial sum.
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Bloomington
McLean Co
Better Farming Ass’n
Marion
Robi
Gatewood
Lima
H. K. Cooney
Rommey
W. Va
Highview
Virginia
Slighview
Lancaster
Spot Removal Tip for Gasoline Stains on Clothes
A historical tip explains using a small amount of salt in gasoline to remove spots from fabric. It notes that gasoline may leave a ring around the stain, but salt helps overrule this, leaving no trace of the soiled area.
Plato and Socrates Death Choice Dialog Excerpt
An exchange about fate and method of death follows a line from a script where Socrates agrees with a condemned fate and jokes about poison. The passage ends with a nudge to read the want ads on page 5.
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Styx
Plato
Socrates
Puck
Witty Observations on Marriage From a Past Era
A compact collection of humorous reflections on husbands wives mothers and fathers from a bygone era. Jokes touch on divorce lawyers church services beer shelves and courtship with a light satirical tone. The piece notes the many languages of women and the quirks of family life across generations.
The Clouds Rolling By Business Turns Cautiously Optimistic
The piece urges hiring, easier credit on solid security, and a shift to confidence and initiative. It compares economic thaw to ice jams, warns against excessive speculation, and calls for sunshine and courage to sustain steady home buying and everyday needs. It emphasizes optimism over war news.
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Europe
Origin of the Word Alcohol and a Convict’s Chance
The piece traces alcohol etymology to ancient Egyptian kol for eye salve and later a fine substance. It explains how alcohols meaning extended to spirit, with a note on the term alcoholisatus for drugs in powder form. The second item presents a short one liner exchange: a missionary remarks a man never had a chance. the convict responds he did and took it.
Stevenson quote about future work and happiness
A reflective daily thought celebrating future good and the beauty of work living and happiness as a universal pursuit attributed to Stevenson.
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Stevenson
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