Local column ponders manners wit and money
Editor notes and social quips critique stock tickers and spending on tick. Jokes refer to fashion long skirts trains and trial marriages while urging responsibility, education, and home seekers amid dances and dating. The piece ends with reflections on auto lights and starry mishaps.
Tax reduction plan eyed by Secretary Mellon
Secretary Mellon, with President Hoover's approval, seeks congress approval to cut income taxes by 160 million dollars. The plan lowers the levy on taxable incomes of four thousand dollars from 1 percent to 0.5 percent and offers relief to higher incomes as well.
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Hoover
Congress
Bears at New York Stock Exchange
The exchange acts to curb bear selling while acknowledging limited benefits. Officials warn against unreasonably depressed values and urge the public to recognize the country’s greater wealth. Speculation’s dangers lessen as the deflation of the bubble frees funds for industry and may lower interest rates, signaling a strong 1930 business year ahead.
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Sectional Feeling Hampers Tariff Debate In Washington
The article argues sectional rancor in tariff talks hurts nationwide prosperity. It urges legislators to weigh distant states' needs as carefully as their own to avoid broader economic decline and industry injuries across regions.
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Washington
Pot of mystery in theft and murder case
A local crime tale blends stolen goods and untested origins. Police investigate a pot of items linked to a murder, tracing unknown origins as the case unfolds amid rumors and community concern.Authorities pursue leads to identify culprits and recover stolen articles.
Man’s feigned collapse spurs double indemnity claim
Miles recalls Gene MacDonough feigning a heart attack to trigger an auto accident. He aimed to force the insurer to pay his widow double indemnity, remaining steadfastly Scotch to the end.
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Miles
Gene MacDonough
Plyes
The Stylish Soldiers in Khaki Cloth Uniforms Tested
The War Department conducts extensive tests of khaki colored cloth for army uniforms to ensure colorfastness under summer lights. Uncle Sam aims for soldiers to look smart, as attire boosts morale and draws feminine regard. A neat appearance boosts national respect and pride in the army.
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War Department
Uncle Sam
Fragmentary confession cited in domestic incident
Disjointed quotes show a person asking to be locked up after admitting a crime claim about striking a wife with a club. The fragment includes a plea for confinement and a denial of killing, implying a request for legal custody amid an alleged domestic violence case.
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Offisher
Josh
Sergeant Seeks Gentle Ride for Rookie Horseman
A humorous exchange sets a rookie on a horse as the sergeant jokes about starting together. The dialogue weaves pidgin phrases and comic miscommunications as a dog, a package, and a plan to name the animal appear in a playful scene.
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D’ja
Monument Dedicated in Freeport Illinois Anniversary
On the Tist anniversary a monument in Freeport Illinois commemorates Lincoln Douglas debate. Illinois five state normal schools enroll 12258 students. Sugar and candy material costs in Illinois factories total 39385174 dollars. Illinois has 18 states with population not equal to electric meters. Only one person taxed above five million dollars annual income. two taxed between four and five million.
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Illinois
States
The
Union
Senate approves Baird to succeed Edge in Senate
Governor Larson announces David A. Baird Republican leader will fill the vacancy in the senate created by Walter F Edge resignation Edge becomes ambassador to France after swift confirmation by the senate two minutes after nomination by President Hoover
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David A. Baird
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France
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Hoover
Frisco awards $14 million equipment order
The St. Louis-San Francisco railroad placed a new equipment order totaling 14 million dollars. It includes twenty locomotives ten combination baggage and mail cars 3800 freight cars three dining cars and ten all steel baggage cars plus 175 miles of rails.
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R. R
New York
St. Louis-San Francisco Railroad
Villa Hermosa Sinks. 30 Drown in Grijalva River
Thirty persons are reported drowned when the steamer Villa Hermosa sank in the Grijalva river near Yucatan. Dispatches reaching this city confirmed the disaster and casualty count.
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Mexico City
Grijalva River
Yucatan
Carlson wins seven mile national walking title at Yonkers
William Carlson age 32 representing the Finnish American A. C. won the seven mile national walking championship held in Yonkers.
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New York
William Carlson
A. C
Yonkers
Pioneer Buttermakers Elect Edward K. Slater President
Edward K. Slater of Milwaukee has been elected president of the Pioneer Buttermakers Association of the United States, with St. Paul, Minnesota, noted as the group’s meeting site.
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St. Paul, Minn
Edward K. Slater
Milwaukee
Pioneer Buttermakers’ Association of the
United States
The Silent Partner and a Wedding Quip
A colored parson asks Does you take this woman as wife and the bridegroom answers I’m bein’ tooked. Sandy Mac Pat is jailed for intoxication after a judge questions his liquor source. A rejected suitor wryly predicts the couple’s future.
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Sandy Mac Pat
Pat
Witty Quotations and Light Jests From a 19th Century Page
A collection of pithy lines and humorous exchanges includes a safety minded remark, a pun on Sitting Bull, a remark on being a gentleman or a prospect, a transatlantic flier’s rattling bolts, a doctor patient pun, a note on love germs, rifle range mishaps, a bayonet charge, a line about bouquets and brick bats, a Christmas no stocking fad, and a Dalton wife joke.
Generals in Art and a Timely Adage
A quip questions generals bravery with a joke about artists painting them distant on a hill watching battles through opera glasses. The second line warns that neglecting a personal grievance for 48 hours causes it to die of starvation.
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Johnny
Painting Hoover by Styka in Washington Portrait
Tadeusz Styka, a noted Polish portrait painter, is in Washington to paint a portrait of President Herbert Hoover. The artist travels with the aim of capturing Hoover’s likeness for the White House commission.
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Tadeusz Styka
Washington
Hoover
One Point of View on Every Occasion
The saying urges maintaining a steady mindset when vexed. It links noble conduct in misfortune to true fortune, advising restraint and dignity in response to adversity.
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