Household riddles and family quips in a curious column
A fragmented humorous monologue mixes advice on inventions, parenting hints, and a child misfortune. It ponders patent value for mousetraps, teaching wealth through allowances, and a mother panicked by a swallowed ink incident as a father jokes about writing with a pencil.
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Father
Famous Rushes and Quips Stir the Press
A column of lighthearted quotes and sketches parodies modern life from gadgets to social mores. Jokes touch on Moses in a bull rush Chaplin in The Gold Rush and playful gibes at uptown pretensions. The gag list includes shop talk and humorous lines about love work and crowds.
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Moses
Chaplin
Market Day Telephones and Family Dispute
Beatrice Herford recounts a lively domestic scene centered on a busy Central telephone. A parent negotiates groceries including chops and haddock while calming crying children and chastising mischief, ending with a revelation that the voices were a playful misunderstanding.
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Central
Johnny
Daddy
Jimmy
Montclair
Papa
Beatrice Herford
Your furnace care from Urbana Illinois expert
A University of Illinois professor outlines essential heating system care and operation tips. Key points include tight chimneys with proper dampers, clean soot free surfaces, covered basements, careful firing methods, and maintaining a uniform indoor temperature to avoid excessive fuel use.
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Urbana
Illinois
A. CC. Willard
University of Illinois
Novel Halloween Wedding in Flossmoor Ends In Union
Laura Belle Morgan and Ted McFerran sealed their vows at the Mor gan home in Flossmoor during a masked party scene. Guests dressed as an old fashioned girl and a French officer stood beside the bride and groom in a playful ceremony officiated by Dr. Vanc and Rev. Eng of Slamewood. The couple plans to reside in Flossmoor after the ceremony.
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Dr. Vanc
Saivey
Slamewood
Homewood
Flossmoor
Red Cross Roll Call Urges 300000 Members
Mrs. George A. Meckinlock leads Chicago chapter in week three of a $1 per person roll call. Five reasons to join cited include aid to families, disaster relief, life saving classes, support for national Red Cross, and future generations through Junior Red Cross. Drive ends Thanksgiving. pickup a button from Mrs. H. W. Slaughter.
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The
Red Cross
American Red Cross
S. Michigan Avenue
George A. Meckinlock
Roll Call
Chicago
National Red Cross
United States
Paving plans shown by cement association meeting notes
The Portland Cement Association reports on road needs and widening trends. It cites the Lincoln Highway 40 foot wide section near Dyer Indiana and a 16 mile Detroit Pontiac highway with 88 feet of concrete. Wayne County Michigan plans 40 feet across 440 miles. It notes 17 million of 19.5 million cars in the U S and 5,752 miles of concrete roads built in 1925, surpassing any prior twelve months.
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Drake Hotel
Lincoln Highway Association
Dyer
Ind
Detroit
Pontiac
Mich
Wayne County
Michigan
United States
U. S
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