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Observations from a Delton weekly issue note light humor on daily life issues. Snippets reference arithmetic history grammar football sleep and hunting for winter clothes with humor about government policy and aging. The piece reflects social commentary and light satire of 1935.
The Business Letters Jitters Over Government Moves
The financial centers fear the government may delay the business recovery with reckless action. past jitters warned that speculation would crash, but today no bubbles exist and errors will be temporary with the government likely to adjust quickly to limit harm.
The Fighters Still Fight in Cuba Revolutions
Fragmentary excerpt describes ongoing revolutions in Cuba and doubts about peaceful change. It notes the distance from the United States and questions why life is not safe while peace appears in America. It argues the ballot box can correct government wrongs.
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Cuba
Strane S
United States
Cuba’s Delusion Sparks Fear of Violence
The speaker notes that many countries have not learned the lesson and still believe violence can cure wrongs. In Cuba the delusion persists, making it an undesirable country to live in.
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Cuba
Profits of Kidnapping fall as campaign disrupts trade
The article argues kidnapping profits, once estimated around ten thousand, have fallen due to an active public campaign against the crime. It notes that capturing the victim is only part of the process, with money collection posing the bigger challenge and urges vigilance to track those who seek ransom.
Non-Intercourse With Russia Ends at White House Meeting
After sixteen years of non-intercourse, Maxim Litvinoff, a Russian Soviet representative, visits the White House signaling a shift in diplomatic relations. The American public opposes Communist ideas but favors friendly contact with the Russian people. The piece argues dialogue may be necessary despite political differences.
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Smifteen
United States
Maxim Litvinoff
White House
Footballer and Attendant Trouble at Ballroom Event
A football man strolling with his date in a ballroom attracts attention as an attendant taps him to warn about his lady. The player dismisses the hint, causing the attendant to leave and the girl to feel vexed.
Why do you want limburger cheese for lunch
A humorous exchange features a boy’s quip about limburger cheese and his father’s puzzled question referencing a teacher. The exchange lightens the scene with a child’s playful reasoning and a parent’s reaction.
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Prover
Owl Conversation Sparks Nighttime Debate
A playful exchange features an American and an Englishman debating the sound of an owl outside at night. The American identifies the creature, while the Englishman questions the term owlings, prompting lighthearted linguistic banter.
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Naelishman
Why Cat Eyes Glisten in the Dark
A bulletin from the Better Vision Institute explains that many animals including cats have a mirror like substance behind the retina that reflects light back through the eye. This enhances night vision by reusing each ray of light until absorbed.
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Better Vision Institute
Not every boy can become a Ford Edison or Rockefeller
Quote encouraging work ethic and self reliance by stating any boy not afraid to work can earn an honorable productive role, not necessarily starting in white collar jobs.
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Ford
Edison
Rockefeller
Eveyone
Elks Enter National Bridge Tournament for All Members
The Harvey Elks lodge enters the Elks national bridge tourney to be held nationwide on Friday, November 24. All local bridge players, men and women, are invited to participate with same cards and a fixed partner for the evening. Top prizes include victory cups replicas and local emblems, with expert analysis provided after play.
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Harvey Elks Lodge
United States
Elks
Herman Birkholtz
Jack Owen
William Ebert
Wm. Voss
Roy Moyer
Birkholz
Ehdee Tesson
Elks Lodge
Evening Attire Mix Up Sparks Daring Dance
A playful exchange centers on a gown misaligned at a social event. One person notes the dress slipping, the other urges continuation of dancing while the wearer insists on adjusting it. The moment captures fashion, etiquette, and social mood.
The Waiter Notes His Coffee Habit
A waiter teases a man about refilling coffee endlessly. The man jokes he drinks so much coffee to drink water, implying he just wants to stay hydrated rather than caffeinated. The exchange highlights a humorous misunderstanding over beverage choices.
Humorous Odds and Ends from a Local Paper
A collection of quips and jokes including a farmer scolding a police officer over hitching to a telegraph post, a punchline about coal orders, flirtatious banter on a streetcar, and notes on newspaper advertising power.
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