Witty Observations and Civic Quips Parade Through Local Page
A Chicago representative riffs on politics and daily life in a string of quips. Topics touch on mucilage sales, the “bum’s rush,” bank politics, fire alarms on election day, freight travel, poultry contests, marriages, presidential dreams, and automobile speed limits. The tone blends humor with social commentary and urban concerns.
Upward March in Business Driven by Auto Industry
A 1936 business survey shows profits for the first nine months nearly double 1985, with auto industry demand pushing overall growth. National City Bank notes steady merchandize sales, firm prices, and good backlogs, while steel and sheet mills stay busy on automaker orders and railroad traffic rises, lifting net incomes for many corporations.
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National City Bank of New York
Local business gains mirrored in 1936 profits
1936 saw large firms like U S Steel swing from a 4.2 million loss in 1935 to a 29.9 million profit, while overall corporate earnings rose from 485.1 million in 1935 to 792.3 million in 1936, sparking claims that small businesses and laborers are benefiting as well and that this trend is nationwide.
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U. BS. Steel
The Mind of the Voter Analysis of a Roosevelt Victory
The piece assesses why Roosevelt won by a huge margin despite forecasts of a close race. It argues voters fear complexity of legislation and favors plain practical issues, noting last heard arguments often seem best and predicting polling may mislead. It compares the landslide to Monroe’s near-total electoral landslide.
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Roosevelt
Monroe
Social Security law urged as safeguard with caution
Discussion warns that new Social Security legislation will protect workers from life hazards but should not replace personal effort. Public sentiment notes hardship of old age and unemployment, yet the article cautions benefits may be modest and future regret looms for those who overspend.
Stop Signals Distrust Blamed For Driving Test Failures
The California State Automobile Association lists six main reasons motorists fail driving tests, highlighting the habit of ignoring stop signals at cross streets. Drivers entering from cross streets often fail to stop or slow, risking continued slaughter and injury until such rules are obeyed.
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California State Automobile Association
Opportunity knocking caution as guard rails fail
A pithy proverb warns that eagerness can backfire when seizing chances. The image suggests bold action may harm the chances of others or the situation if not tempered by care and restraint.
Business Growth Versus Lasting Strength in Harsh Markets
Analysis argues that firms expand briefly under pressure but fail to endure without a disciplined rolden rule framework. The piece cautions leaders to balance quick gains with sustainable practices and long term governance to avoid brittle growth.
Fragment of humor and wordplay mix in a public notice style
A collage of jokes and wry exchanges appears, including quips about capital locations and household misunderstandings. Dialogues feature a clerk and a parson, with lines about encyclopedia errors, family dynamics, and everyday mischief.
Memory Test Quotation Origins Across Ads Yet Hidden
This item recalls famous ad lines promising quick cures and confidential services. Phrases urge sending money to a card, consulting a Mr Schultz, and health claims within forty days. It prompts tracing where such quotations appeared.
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Schultz
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