Noted Local Observations and Humorous Quips in Dolton
A compact digest of stray notices and satirical remarks from a Dolton Illinois newspaper. Items touch on election politics, railway pricing, school funding, taxes, and social behavior with wry commentary. The piece reflects local mood and civic concerns amid weekly publication notes and ad instructions.
The Love for Noise and Its Paradoxes
The essay discusses why people crave or avoid noise, noting that children may seek noise for attention and adults use loudness to project social status. It cites examples from trains to a bakery phonograph, and mentions societies opposing useless noises. It concludes that quiet appeals in suburbs while big noises reflect a large nation.
Hausman Announces Annual Bicycle Derby with Open Entry
Dalton's John Hausman invites boys sixteen and under to enter the annual bicycle derby on Sunday at ten in the morning. Entries must be handed to Hausman by Saturday at ten, and the prize list plus race route will be announced next week. The column lists likely entrants and notes the week’s bicycle and club items.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Hausman
John Hausman
Dalton Sweet Shop
Mr. Hausman
Petey” Schug
Lefty” Robbins
Whomer
Diramtr
Zyp” Malachesky
Kid” Slasher
Puggy” Reich
Rage
Hank Horn
Spotsky
Max Nurkey
Jake Klemz, Jr
Jimmie McCarthy
Robbe Kasser
Robbie Messerschmidt
John van Dyke
Vibby Beck
Qurelab
Water Tower
Fred Young
Bhatt
John Koehneke
Herbie’ Dickelman
Hawaiian Islands
Herbie
Uncle Sam
Army Department
Twin Cities
Gilbert Jenness
Reuben Roney
Russell Werner
Wildwood
Advice on choosing between rich and poor partners
The reader asks which to marry, noting a poor plain girl and a rich beautiful girl. The answer proposed favors marrying the plain girl with no money and keeping the wealthy partner as an addition.
Rumor Denies Robbery by Morrison and Hall
A resident of Homer denies claims that I H Morrison and Ben L Hall robbed him. He admits giving money to a business man and says the valuables were returned when he recovered from drinking. He states the two gentlemen did not rob him but aided him by taking him home.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Dorng
I. H. Morrison
Ben L. Hall
Eemaley
Poppy Days Aid by American Legion Units
May 29 and 30 mark Poppy Days in Illinois as Paul Gall Post 308 and state headquarters join to raise funds for service work. The Service Department cites over 2.5 million dollars in claims assistance and thousands of jobs created, stressing that poppies purchased under the legion will bear the Illinois department mark to assure buyers against scams.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Paul Gall
American Legion Department of
Thenois
R Naignal
State
Service Department of the
American Legion
Service Department of the American Legion
Ccartain
Department of Ilinois
Also Mentioned on This Page
Minney- Printing CO. Publishers
Thos. P. Kinney
Riverdale
Dolton
Fostoffice
Illinois
Congress
Lincoln Ave
138Th Stress
Dalton
Mim
P. B. Good
Federal Bee
eAsk
Public Service Company OF
Northern Illinois
Blue Island
Harvey
Zis
Eagle En Bizchard
Balmerery
Good Maxwell
Eris Badia
The
Oak Lawn Cemetery Association
South Holland
Oak Lawn
Ilinois
N. Dearborn Street
Chicago
Conrad Kern
Indiana Avenue
Reading Coal Company
Michigan Avenue