Dalton editorial humor playful on age and society
A Dalton Illinois weekly column humorously contrasts old and young views on marriage discipline and money, comments on spring poetry debtors, gender roles, and a playful jab at football and aging readers. It notes Mount Kilauea activity and recalls Catherine II founding the Russian Academy of Letters in 1788.
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Catherine II
Russian Academy of Letters
Faith in Youth Courage and Patriotism Across Generations
Henry Morgenthau, on turning seventy, praises modern youth for bold action and strong patriotism. He notes an era of jazz and pleasure yet sees deep idealism beneath. He contrasts youth's courage with earlier generations and says youth will act decisively when a task arises.
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Henry Morgenthau
Turkey
Everyone's Part In Business Duty Cited
A freight car on a sidetrack at a southern food factory contained watermelon rind on its floor. The discovery caused the factory to halt operations for half a day while the crowd sorted the situation and resumed work.
Cleaning Up After Oneself Saves Time and Money
A columnist notes daily fly nuisance in cars and wider towns. People leave messes causing others to clean up and incur costs. Finishing others' unfinished work creates extra trouble, wasting time and money for those who did not create the conditions.
Over Production and the Need for Regular Output
Mr. Fernley of the National Supply and Machinery Distributors Association argues production should aim for profit, not volume. He notes capacity exceeds purchasing power, risking periods of idle factories and farms until people have money to buy. The remedy is steady production as long as everyone is employed.
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Fernley
National Supply and Machinery Distributors Association
Figures and quips from an old humor page
A collage of jokes and captions includes marital lines about alimony and divorce, a fugitive line, quips on know it alls, a Howard-like nurse gag, a lament about money and friends, and stray one liners about fools and giraffes.
It Isn't the Most Fascinating Thing A Secret
A brief cryptic remark notes that the most fascinating thing remains hidden if it is not known, inviting curiosity about concealed knowledge and the value of discovery.
Britain in Throes of General Strike
London reports Britain faces its greatest general strike as around five million workers across multiple industries walk out. Experts note union funds, government fears, and disrupted services while miners resist wage cut proposals and industry-wide protests spread.
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Britain
London
J. H. Thomas
National Union of Railwaymen
Baldwin
Great Britain
Whitehall
Lord Rothermere
Daily Mail
Royal Commission
Northern Ireland
Europe
Cuba
Argentina
United States
Spain
Ruhr
Germany
Seattle
Wash
Thomas J. Mooney
Warren Billings
San Francisco
No panacea for crime. remedies rest with states and citizens
The national crime commission reports no universal solution to crime and urges state and citizen action. The Federal Trade Commission dismisses two complaints against Holly Sugar of Denver and others for alleged Clayton Act violations. Army General Staff studies claim advanced air bases on Hawaii outlying islands are vital for defense of Hawaii and Pacific key fortifications at Oahu.
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National Crime Commission
Holly Sugar Corporation of
Denver
Colo
Federal Trade Commission
Army General Staff
War Department
Hawaii
Qahu
Ite
Fresh Fruit Discovered in Tres Marias Islands
A delicious fruit not known to the civilized world is found on the Tres Marias islands off Mexico’s west coast. The fruit resembles an olive in size and color.
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Tres Marias Islands
Mexico
Mirrors for Macaroni Improve Drying and Color
Manufacturers use mirrors to supplement sun drying of macaroni to preserve deep yellow color and enhance flavor. The process dries faster and is said to produce better results than sun bleaching.
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