Clean Streams for Health and Happiness.
A satirical weekly column from Dalton Cook County mocks public affairs and daily life. It parodies officials, printing, and policy while wryly commenting on beer, weather, schools, and planting seasons with scattered jokes and wordplay.
Gold Flows Back Boosts Treasury and Banks
The text praises the return of 100,000,000 in gold to the treasury and banks. It argues gold hoarding hinders circulation and slows economic recovery, while those who bring back yellow coins are praised for sound judgment. Those clinging to gold are blamed for delaying business activity.
Persecuting the Jews Mass Meetings Protests
Mass meetings are held in various cities to protest alleged Jewish persecution in Germany. It is claimed victims feel unable to live there under the handicaps. The piece argues such persecutions were medieval and must not exist in modern times.
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Germany
What Does the Average Man Read
The American Newspaper Publishers Association surveyed a representative group to find reading habits. Men average 45 minutes daily with newspapers and 25 minutes on magazines. about half read less than one book per month.
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Amerieat Newspaper Publishers Association
Dolton Village Board Meeting Proceedings March 28
Dolton village board met with President Dickelman presiding. On Lincoln avenue an indirect sewer assessment was challenged by Mr and Mrs Wisenten. most property owners are billed. Various committee reports covered licenses, drainage, sidewalks for school children, and park board needs. Health noted six scarlet fever and two measles cases. Communications included a sanitary concern at 147th Chicago street and a push against House Bill 392.
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Dolton Village
Dickelman
Daniel Wisenten
Lincoln Avenue
Schnoor
Maurer
Vtrustee Hs
Standard Oil Co
Dalton
Weber
Grant Street
Edward Swanson
Miller
Diekman
Park Board
Aenes Gleason
Was
147Th
Chicago Street
Ilinois Municipal League
Election Notice for District No 148 School Election
Annual school election of District No 148 will be 12 noon to 7 p m Saturday April 1988. Two voting precincts exist numbered one and two. Precinct 1 boundary lies east of Indiana avenue and Precinct 2 west of Indiana avenue. Precinct 1 polling place Lincoln school Precinct 2 Washington school Highlawn W T Stanley Secretary Board of Education School District No 145
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Indiana Avenue
Lincoln School
Washington School
Highlawn
W. T. Stanley
Board of Education
Park District Election Set For April 7, 1933
Notice of election to select one Park Commissioner for a six year term. Polling places listed at Village hall Calumet Township and Tiiehlawn Hose House Thornton Township. Polls open at 6:00 a.m. and close at unknown time. Riverdale Park District official Walter W. Selling Seey credited.
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Calumet
Tiiehlawn
Thornton
Walter TW
Riverdale Park District
Old Man and Echoes in a Satirical Farce Collection
A newspaper page presents a collage of quips and gags about crime, editors, dating myths, and social foibles. It features snippets from characters like Harvey Woman, Riverdale Father, and Mr Peters, with punny exchanges about finances, matrimony, and advertisements.
A Brushville Man Bets On The Bugle Subscription
A Brushville resident jokes he will subscribe to The Brushville Bugle after his wife dies. He notes she brings home more daily news than the paper has in six months. The exchange includes a Dalton teacher and quotes on Patrick Henry and liberty.
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Brushville
Dalton
Willie
Patrick Henry
Virginia
Girl Interested in Light Sports Follows the Fair Step
A fragment notes a girl with interest in light sports and her general following of a fair step. The text hints at casual athletic curiosity and a calm, measured approach to movement.
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Fair Steppers
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Kinney-Hood Printing CO. Publishers
Thomas F. Kinney
A.M. Levy
Chicago
North Michigan Ave
Lower Ridg
Riverdale
Dalton, Ulinois
Congress
Cook County
Ulinvis
Dolton Board
Margueritte Beauty Salon
Leyden Ave
Interocean
Harvey
Mr. Peters
Mrs. Peters
Paw
Field and Garden Supplies
Harms Bros
Dolton
Waukesha
Fox Head
G. C. Albrecht
Sheridan Avenue
Gaspy Gertie
Arthur Devries
Pabst Brewing CO
Pullman
Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer
Schmutzler
Elmer Schmutzler
Mer
Wilcox
Sinclair Gasoline
Sinclair Penn
Firestone Lires
Park Avenue
Indiana Harbor R. R
Leyden Avenue
Cleaners and Dyers
Rudy Russel
Malloy Coal Co
Twin City Sales and Service
Desoto and
Plymouth
Henry J. Mohr