If the boys aren’t educated in good schools
The passage satirizes education, progress, personality trends, and social behavior. It mocks the idea that loafing marks progress and jokes about pricing, strikes, manners, and consumer scrutiny, presenting a clip of opinionated humor.
Education Anywhere and the Logs of Learning
A discussion on a Garfield remark about Mark Hopkins at Williams College stresses that contact with intelligent, informative people educates. The piece urges daily newspapers as a powerful classroom, suggesting inspiration and information flow from thoughtful conversation and current event coverage.
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James A. Garfield
United States
Mark Hopkins
Williams College
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Daily News
Speculative Stocks and Public Gambling
The author argues Americans gamble through speculative stocks, noting people buy on insiders actions and tend to buy high and sell low. Cautions readers that market waves driven by insiders do not guarantee lasting gains.
April Fool Day mirrors folly and warnings
The piece muses on April Fool's Day as a reminder to stay vigilant against frauds and empty promises. It notes people seek money, political gain, or status by deception and urges readers to avoid gullibility, even in small pranks like a wool doughnut.
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England
United States
Scotland
France
Spain
Japan
Portugal
Holland
Russia
The Spring Roads and Rural Road Comfort
The author laments spring road conditions as mud bogs delay travel. Prior eras saw wheels sink to hubs, turning markets and farm work into long delays. The good roads movement improved some routes, yet many rural roads still fail in mud season, hindering efficiency.
Living Beyond Credit and Its Depression Link
A newspaper joke about a couple living beyond their means highlights how unpaid grocer bills ripple through lenders and workers. It notes that persistent debt can cause business failures and job losses, contributing to depressions.
Bill to require reporting dog accidents gains attention
A New York legislature proposal would require motorists to report any dog collision. Advocates say many drivers treat harming animals as a joke and urge stricter rules nationwide. The appeal stresses slower speeds, horn signals, and compassion for dogs like Fido or Rover.
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Fido
Rover
April Fools Day jokes and rural humor snippets
A collage of jokes and quips features April Fool pranks and light humor about family life and farming. It includes a playful speech reference to Bagley, a starry memory verse, and riddles about clever animal and insect crossbreeds, plus census notes on farmer mobility and a child seeking a dime.
My Neo Says: Handy kitchen and cleaning tips
A fudge tip suggests adding a teaspoon of cornstarch per cup of sugar for creaminess. Storage advice notes packing turnips beets and carrots in sand to keep them fresh all winter. Frying depends on enough hot fat to fully submerge items and keeping it smoking hot. When sweeping open windows and sweep toward the room center to curb dust on woodwork and walls.
Gassy Ger TIE
A girl with a limited wardrobe can often make a better showing than one who is too well dressed.
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