The wheel of the wagon is broken in springtime prose
A humorous verse sketch mocks public virtue and youth behavior. It derides government crises and dry campaigns while poking fun at family life, hunting, golf, ice cream outings, and goat raising. It notes the so called lost generation and laments misdirected patience.
Finishing School Catalogue Mistakes Create Publicity
A fashionable finishing school for girls mailed a glossy catalogue highlighting an elaborate curriculum and extras including a $200 course in Voice and Personality. An error in the line describing the course changed it to Vice and Personality, a mishap that drew amused reaction though exact comments from school and printer are not recorded.
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Pathfinder
The Teachers Vacation
Teachers work hard through the year with long hours of grading exams and disciplining students. They deserve real rest, yet many spend summers in training and study to improve their craft.
War Bibles Returned by Quakers to Boer War Families
English Quakers and former soldiers are collecting family Bibles taken during the Boer War and returning them to the original owners or their heirs in South Africa. Inscriptions help locate rightful owners though many records have not been updated for over 380 years.
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England
South Africa
Patience of the Fisher Man
The Lake of the Ozarks News likens fishing to patient correspondence with fish. Success hinges on bait and timing as weather and mood alter fish activity. The piece links such patience to wisdom that has guided many to fame and fortune.
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Lake of
Solicitations to Veterans and War Bonus Memo
Former soldiers receiving their bonuses face increased solicitation for purchases. Friends show warmer greetings when money comes, as helpful social ties become market driven. The piece notes salespeople target veterans where funds are found, while urging caution about genuine friendship versus business motives.
Eccentric Will Awards Costumed Laborers 10000 Francs Each
Rufus Barlow a France based jockey and trainer left 18 farm workers 10000 francs each in his will. Each heir must wear a supplied foreign costume on the farm for a year before payout. Costumes include a Hawaiian grass skirt and a Spanish bullfighter suit. The motive cited was his contempt for French peasants and their money. Additionally a medical note reports Kendall at Mayo Clinic revealing the chemical structure of suprarenal cortex hormone.
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Rufus Barlow
France
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Tine
Barlow Farm
Alb
If Others Don’t Start Worrying Soon We Quit Too
A terse warning expresses collective intent to abandon effort if concerns remain unaddressed. The statement signals imminent withdrawal by unspecified group members unless actions improve.
Jumbled humor lines and quick quips from a bygone page
A collage of jokes and quips covers topics from burglary and custody to dogs in vegetarian homes and misprinted school essays. The piece mixes everyday observations with wordplay and sly social jabs, including a teacher noting a mis-spelled anatomy list and puns about liars and politicians.
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